Hello world. This is a new idea that I'm working on. I mentioned it on my Jungle Book story, so this is just a beginning prologue. I have to have prologues. If I don't, I don't know where to start.

This prologue is set in our time, as you will find out soon enough. Just read it. It's just a silly section I had to put in here so that I could have a prologue for myself.

Silliness. Gotta love it. There is nothing finer than a nice lump of silliness to start your day, or finish it, or have at lunch, or at dinner, or at breakfast- you get the idea.

So, this is just a beginning to get you all ready for the next parts.

DO NOT OWN INUYASHA!!! (If I did, Shippou would be sitting on my lap right now and Miroku would be sorry for every woman he ever touched)

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There is a blonde figure hunched over a desk in a corner, rifling through books on her lap. "Let's see. Comedy of Errors, nope. Too difficult for a first. Henry the Sixth? Yuck! I had histories! Twelfth Night. I could pull that off, but not how. As You Like It- now there's a good play! But not now. Too hard. Hamlet- hey! How'd this get in here?"

The book the figure was holding in her hands disdainfully was suddenly thrown over her shoulder and she resumed what she had been doing. "The Tempest- possibly, possibly. NO! This one!" She held up a book reverently. "This! This is the perfect one!" She laughed maniacally as thunder rolled ominously and lightning flashed to light her up from behind.

"Now, where are my thespians?" she asked. She approached a door that was shaking suspiciously and she flung it open. There, sitting in her hallway closet, was the whole Inuyasha cast. "Hello my actors! I need your help!"

Shippou raised his voice to be heard. "Say no! I heard her laughter! She's going to make us do stupid stuff!" The girl suddenly looked hurt.

"No I'm not," she muttered innocently, a small halo appearing over her head.

Cautiously, Inuyasha, the unofficially elected leader, stepped forward. "What if we say no?"

The girl smiled widely. "I'll bug you until the day you die," she answered, her voice as cheerful as possible. The group looked around at each other before they looked back at her.

"Yes," was their unanimous reply. This set the figure into an ecstatic mood.

"Wonderful! Here are your parts. Memorize them. And then- WE PLAY!"

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Creepy. I portrayed myself as a very bad girl. I'm not really like that, but they won't obey me unless I'm scary.

Inu: YEAH, and you threatened us with your swords!

Me: Uh, Inu-chan, they're fake. They're wood.

Inu: HUH???

Me: Exactly.

Inu: I'm out of this.

Me: No you aren't.

Inu: oh, yeah? You can't stop me, wench.

Me: Kagome, my dear friend, will you please help me?

Kag: (Grins evilly) Of course, my dear friend. OSUWARI!!!

Inu: MMMMRRRRFFFFF!!!!!!!

Me: Thank you, my dear friend. Can you make sure our friend will stay here?

Kag: Of course, my dear friend.

(Shippou comes flying in, dressed in fairy clothing, a ridiculous look on his face) Rrrgh, uh, yeah. This is Shippou, the cute little kitsune, here to say- (Cuts off and runs off stage. Whispers heard. Flies in again) This is Shippou, the cute little kitsune, here to say- what's my line again? (Hissed voices calling from off stage) Oh, yeah. Here to say, REVIEW FOR KAY KYLO!!