Don't you know, they're really every flavor,
Those Bertie Bott's Beans; well don't waver-
Try this one, this grey one, it's pepper you know,
This one looks like coconut, but it's flavored like snow!
Orange soda and earwax, and toothpaste's there too,
That pink one is salmon, that white one is glue.
There's good ones like popcorn, and Hershey bars-yum!
But don't eat light socket; it makes your tounge numb!
Revolting old vomit-Oh and here's one that's new,
But it tastes like the bottom of an old moldy shoe.
I love real weird ones, like shampoo and green tea,
And lemonade's yummy-don't mistake it for pee!
This blue one is mouthwash- oh no, it's blue clay,
And I still think that's lipstick, whatever you say.
There's paper and leather, and that one is slate-
Just pick one at random; it's fun to tempt fate!
I love all the flavors, 'cause it says what it means;
They are every flavor, those Bertie Bott's Beans!
