~ryu: Hello peoples! Yes, it's me. Yay. I'm working with my dear ol' pal,
Kitsune4147: our 1st joint fic, wahaa!!
Kitsune4147: That's right, we're gonna make a totally awesome comic (well,
story) that you will ALL LOVE!! (insert sadistic voice here)
~ryu: um. yeah, whatever. Bear with us peeps, it's like. 11:30 at night-
Kitsune4147: . Did you almost write "in the morning"?! God. you must be
tired.
~ryu: . Shut up, I'm workin' on that. Well, our DEAR friend shini-
Kitsune4147: -- And we use the term loosely!
~ryu: -- Riiiiiiight - couldn't be here atm, so we're doing this own our
own. Yippee (twirls finger un-enthusiastically)
Kitsune4147: And don't forget to write reviews. But be kind, damn it!
~ryu: That's right, NO FLAMES YOU LOUSY BASTARDS!! . mwa ha ha ha!
Kitsune4147: Mwa ha ha ha!
Disclaimer: We do not own FF VII, VIII, or IX, OR GW OR YYH OR (Jesus this
list goes on.) IY. We're just simply. "borrowing" them, mweh heh heh, to
turn them into our little sex toys. Well. maybe not, but since they WILL be
paired up. yes. They're our sex toys. MWA HA HA HA HA HA!! . we need
psychiatric help. Now.
(small note: this "story" isn't even a real story. it's all just a bunch of
pointless, humorous crap that we threw together. Beware. We have just eaten
an equivalent to 6 pounds of blueberries. Ryushinuki has a stomach-ache,
and Kitsune4147 says "be afraid." Ryu-chan couldn't agree more. You have
been warned.)
WARNING: CONTAINS SHOUNEN-AI AND HEAVY YAOI SCENES!! (ryushinuki: no lemons
though, sorry! Kitsune4147: Let's face it. We're freaks for this crap.) DO
NOT READ IF YOU DON'T LIKE BOYxBOY SEXUAL RELATIONS/SCENES!! GO READ
SOMETHING ELSE, YOU NINNIES!!
Days of OUR Lives: A Trip to the Hot Springs! . hee hee hee! 1/?
(The girls and their guys had decided to leave the big city for a relaxing
trip to the local Hot Springs. Little did they know that there they would
find old friends. "friends". and totally screwed up situations. IE, like
our brains. Let's find out!)
Kurama (of whom is a Florist): I hope my plants will be OK while I'm gone.
there will be no one there to water them!
Kitsune: It's OK Kurama, the shop has times. They'll get water, don't worry
about.
Ryushinuki: Do me a favor. Please do.
Kurama (chewing on fingernails): I know, but what if something goes wrong,
and when I get back the whole place is flooded. I can't stand it! I must go
back! (preceeds to dive out the window)
Kitsune (grabs his shirt collar): Jeez, who do you love more, me or your
frickin' plants?
Kurama: At the moment, the plants (although it pains me to say it.)
Kitsune: WHAT?! YOU BASTARD! (pulls out a machete and starts chasing him
around)
Ryushinuki: . How can they do that when we're driving a 4-runner suburban?
Cloud (snuggling closer to his honey): Beats me.
Kitsune: Hey, suburbans are roomy!
(Suddenly a smacking noise can be heard as Shini and Vincent's faces emerge
from the trunk, gasping for air.)
Cloud: Oh, so you finally came up for air, didja?
Vincent: That's right, and NOW WE'RE GOIN' BACK DOWN!! MWA HA HA HA HA!
Shini: OOOOO, Vincent! I love it when you get possessive! (Vincent
practically swallows her whole as they disappear from sight again, and the
smacking sound continues.)
Cloud: 0_o You know, I think we need to do that when we get there.
Ryushinuki: Yeah Cloud, well, that's a given. Now kindly remover your hand
from my lower extremities, will ya? I'm trying to drive!
Cloud: (pouts thoroughly, but obeys)
(Behind them, things have seemed to quiet down, but only because Kurama has
pulled out the BELOVED ROSEWHIP (!!) and tied Kitsune from head to foot,
only the part of her head above her nose visible)
Kurama: WELL!? DO YOU STILL THINK PLANTS ARE HARMLESS NOW?! HUH?! DO YOU?!
Kitsune: (mumbles something)
(Kurama decides to let the whip loosen a little so that Kitsune can say
what she needs to say)
Kitsune: I hope all your plants die. I swear the place WILL overflow with
water!
(Kurama let's out an audible "EEEP!" as he falls to the floor, white as a
sheet)
Kitsune: (looks down) . Oh great. Someone give me a hand here? (she is
answered by frenching sounds from the truck and the backs of a cuddling
pair of lovebirds from the front) . thanks a lot guys. You're
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEALLY something.
(Suddenly, Yohko takes over)
Yohko: They're really great, aren't they? Butcha know, you've got me! Mwa
ha ha!
Kitsune: Yeah, great, fine. Now let me out.
Yohko (meepishly): Yes, master. (unbinds her)
Ryushinuki: We're here, we're here!
Kitsune: FINALLY! Get the hell out here, I'm tired of the car! (leaps out,
falls over, stands up again, and Yohko inside)
Everyone: .......0_o........
Cloud: Sheesh, s'matter with her?
Ryushinuki: Dunno. HEY YOU GUYS! Would you kindly stop slobbering all over
my BRAND NEW CAR?!?
Shini: Wow, I think I set a new world record on how long I can hold my
breath!
Ryushinuki: Ew. That's just. ew. Ew. Cloud, we're leaving!
Vincent (squeezing Shini): I'm so proud of you! (Shini beams)
Cloud: Ugh. Please, lead the way. I can't take this anymore.
(Ryushinuki drags him away from the parking lot, and into the bathhouse for
a little. "relaxation." Hint, hint, Nudge, Nudge, WINK, WINK?! . I'm sure
you get the idea.)
Next time: Will Vincent and Shini actually get a room? Who is the owner of
the bathhouse? Will Ryu-chan's car EVER be dry again?! . And what about
KURAMA'S FLOWERS?! Dun dun dun! All this and more, next chappie! Review, it
saves lives.
~ryu: . no, that was not a threat. Flame for it, and you WILL pay.
Kitsune4147: But be kind!
~ryu: . You've already said that, dink.
Kitsune4147: I know, but I really want them to be kind, you bink.
~ryu: . WHAT THE FUCK IS "BINK" YOU CRAZY NINNIE!??!!
Kitsune4147: What, you can call me a dink but I can't call you a dink?
~ryu. Bink isn't a word.
Kitsune4147: Well now I've made it one. DEAL with it!
~ryu: ARGH! The shit I put up with.
Kitsune4147: The shit YOU put up with!? MY GOD!
~ryu: . bitchwhore.
Kitsune4147: (gasp) . I think I'm going to weep!
Next next time: Will these two ever stop bickering? Will they pull out each
other's hair before that happens? Will one end up with fewer limbs? Find
out on the next great episode of "Days of OUR Lives."
. Mwa ha ha.
Kitsune4147: our 1st joint fic, wahaa!!
Kitsune4147: That's right, we're gonna make a totally awesome comic (well,
story) that you will ALL LOVE!! (insert sadistic voice here)
~ryu: um. yeah, whatever. Bear with us peeps, it's like. 11:30 at night-
Kitsune4147: . Did you almost write "in the morning"?! God. you must be
tired.
~ryu: . Shut up, I'm workin' on that. Well, our DEAR friend shini-
Kitsune4147: -- And we use the term loosely!
~ryu: -- Riiiiiiight - couldn't be here atm, so we're doing this own our
own. Yippee (twirls finger un-enthusiastically)
Kitsune4147: And don't forget to write reviews. But be kind, damn it!
~ryu: That's right, NO FLAMES YOU LOUSY BASTARDS!! . mwa ha ha ha!
Kitsune4147: Mwa ha ha ha!
Disclaimer: We do not own FF VII, VIII, or IX, OR GW OR YYH OR (Jesus this
list goes on.) IY. We're just simply. "borrowing" them, mweh heh heh, to
turn them into our little sex toys. Well. maybe not, but since they WILL be
paired up. yes. They're our sex toys. MWA HA HA HA HA HA!! . we need
psychiatric help. Now.
(small note: this "story" isn't even a real story. it's all just a bunch of
pointless, humorous crap that we threw together. Beware. We have just eaten
an equivalent to 6 pounds of blueberries. Ryushinuki has a stomach-ache,
and Kitsune4147 says "be afraid." Ryu-chan couldn't agree more. You have
been warned.)
WARNING: CONTAINS SHOUNEN-AI AND HEAVY YAOI SCENES!! (ryushinuki: no lemons
though, sorry! Kitsune4147: Let's face it. We're freaks for this crap.) DO
NOT READ IF YOU DON'T LIKE BOYxBOY SEXUAL RELATIONS/SCENES!! GO READ
SOMETHING ELSE, YOU NINNIES!!
Days of OUR Lives: A Trip to the Hot Springs! . hee hee hee! 1/?
(The girls and their guys had decided to leave the big city for a relaxing
trip to the local Hot Springs. Little did they know that there they would
find old friends. "friends". and totally screwed up situations. IE, like
our brains. Let's find out!)
Kurama (of whom is a Florist): I hope my plants will be OK while I'm gone.
there will be no one there to water them!
Kitsune: It's OK Kurama, the shop has times. They'll get water, don't worry
about.
Ryushinuki: Do me a favor. Please do.
Kurama (chewing on fingernails): I know, but what if something goes wrong,
and when I get back the whole place is flooded. I can't stand it! I must go
back! (preceeds to dive out the window)
Kitsune (grabs his shirt collar): Jeez, who do you love more, me or your
frickin' plants?
Kurama: At the moment, the plants (although it pains me to say it.)
Kitsune: WHAT?! YOU BASTARD! (pulls out a machete and starts chasing him
around)
Ryushinuki: . How can they do that when we're driving a 4-runner suburban?
Cloud (snuggling closer to his honey): Beats me.
Kitsune: Hey, suburbans are roomy!
(Suddenly a smacking noise can be heard as Shini and Vincent's faces emerge
from the trunk, gasping for air.)
Cloud: Oh, so you finally came up for air, didja?
Vincent: That's right, and NOW WE'RE GOIN' BACK DOWN!! MWA HA HA HA HA!
Shini: OOOOO, Vincent! I love it when you get possessive! (Vincent
practically swallows her whole as they disappear from sight again, and the
smacking sound continues.)
Cloud: 0_o You know, I think we need to do that when we get there.
Ryushinuki: Yeah Cloud, well, that's a given. Now kindly remover your hand
from my lower extremities, will ya? I'm trying to drive!
Cloud: (pouts thoroughly, but obeys)
(Behind them, things have seemed to quiet down, but only because Kurama has
pulled out the BELOVED ROSEWHIP (!!) and tied Kitsune from head to foot,
only the part of her head above her nose visible)
Kurama: WELL!? DO YOU STILL THINK PLANTS ARE HARMLESS NOW?! HUH?! DO YOU?!
Kitsune: (mumbles something)
(Kurama decides to let the whip loosen a little so that Kitsune can say
what she needs to say)
Kitsune: I hope all your plants die. I swear the place WILL overflow with
water!
(Kurama let's out an audible "EEEP!" as he falls to the floor, white as a
sheet)
Kitsune: (looks down) . Oh great. Someone give me a hand here? (she is
answered by frenching sounds from the truck and the backs of a cuddling
pair of lovebirds from the front) . thanks a lot guys. You're
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEALLY something.
(Suddenly, Yohko takes over)
Yohko: They're really great, aren't they? Butcha know, you've got me! Mwa
ha ha!
Kitsune: Yeah, great, fine. Now let me out.
Yohko (meepishly): Yes, master. (unbinds her)
Ryushinuki: We're here, we're here!
Kitsune: FINALLY! Get the hell out here, I'm tired of the car! (leaps out,
falls over, stands up again, and Yohko inside)
Everyone: .......0_o........
Cloud: Sheesh, s'matter with her?
Ryushinuki: Dunno. HEY YOU GUYS! Would you kindly stop slobbering all over
my BRAND NEW CAR?!?
Shini: Wow, I think I set a new world record on how long I can hold my
breath!
Ryushinuki: Ew. That's just. ew. Ew. Cloud, we're leaving!
Vincent (squeezing Shini): I'm so proud of you! (Shini beams)
Cloud: Ugh. Please, lead the way. I can't take this anymore.
(Ryushinuki drags him away from the parking lot, and into the bathhouse for
a little. "relaxation." Hint, hint, Nudge, Nudge, WINK, WINK?! . I'm sure
you get the idea.)
Next time: Will Vincent and Shini actually get a room? Who is the owner of
the bathhouse? Will Ryu-chan's car EVER be dry again?! . And what about
KURAMA'S FLOWERS?! Dun dun dun! All this and more, next chappie! Review, it
saves lives.
~ryu: . no, that was not a threat. Flame for it, and you WILL pay.
Kitsune4147: But be kind!
~ryu: . You've already said that, dink.
Kitsune4147: I know, but I really want them to be kind, you bink.
~ryu: . WHAT THE FUCK IS "BINK" YOU CRAZY NINNIE!??!!
Kitsune4147: What, you can call me a dink but I can't call you a dink?
~ryu. Bink isn't a word.
Kitsune4147: Well now I've made it one. DEAL with it!
~ryu: ARGH! The shit I put up with.
Kitsune4147: The shit YOU put up with!? MY GOD!
~ryu: . bitchwhore.
Kitsune4147: (gasp) . I think I'm going to weep!
Next next time: Will these two ever stop bickering? Will they pull out each
other's hair before that happens? Will one end up with fewer limbs? Find
out on the next great episode of "Days of OUR Lives."
. Mwa ha ha.
