*Okay you guys! Finally I am back with another chapter of Ress and Jory! It has been

forever, don't 'cha think! I thought that I would have so much more time to write now

that it is the holidays but I have been so busy. I hope you guys like this chapter and

Lorelai kind of has an idea that they switched places but like most people would, she is

thinking that it all is a joke or something. Once again, I do not own any of this except

for the plot and if you want to use that you better ask! Oh yeah and pretend that Lane

and Dave kissed that night when they went outside at the beginning of One Has Class

And the Other One Dyes and they are a secret couple now.*

Lorelai came into the dining room of the diner a few minutes later.

"Mom?" Jess asked, "Where were you?"

"I was uh.," Lorelai faltered, "using the bathroom."

"But Luke's doesn't have a public bathroom."

"Do I look like the general public to you. I come into Luke's once a day at the

least, ten times at the most. That entitles me to like air miles or something. So I decided

to wield my executive power and use the one upstairs."

"OK, I am done with breakfast and you look like your are," said Jess, looking at

Lorelai's plate that looked like it was practically licked clean, "so don't you think it is

time to head out?"

"Yeah sure.we need to stop by Kim's Antiques for a kidnapping and then we'll

be already to shop until we drop."

They walked across the way to Kim's Antiques and met Lane at the door.

"OK, let's go, hurry now.c'mon," said Lane pushing them down the walk.

"What's up Speedy Gonzalez?" asked Lorelai.

"My mother is on the phone with some guy who was once one of my dad's



friends and I just heard and I quote, 'Son going to be doctor? Eighteen? How

interesting!'"

"That sounds bad," said Jess, not really sure of what to say.

"Yeah it sounds bad! Dave and I were just getting it together sort- of kind of

but of course my mother has to ruin it for me."

"So you are like in love with him?" asked Lorelai.

"Yeah..I told Rory the day that she dyed my hair.."

"Rad color by the way," commented Lorelai.

"..And I am surprised that she didn't tell you."

"I uh..You," Jess stumbled, "I didn't know if you wanted me to tell her..I

mean her mouth is not secured with super glued."

They all laughed and headed into Star's Boutique (a clothing store in Star's

Hollow, it is a vintage clothing kind of shop). The shop had all of these old dresses from

the forties, old hats, cool vintage stuff on the general! (sound familiar! That is where

Rory and Lorelai get their dresses for the Dance Marathon..which hasn't actually

happened and might not happen in my universe as result of this story.never mind! I am

confusing myself once again!)

Lorelai was picking up this hat complete with feathers, birds, and a large

birdcage resting on top.

"Can you imagine wearing this? I mean it like weighs four hundred pounds," said

Lorelai after trying to walk with it on and failing miserably.

"I know and those corsets from the eighteen-hundreds would have driven me

crazy!" said Lane.

"Yeah well we got childbirth and periods too..what did Eve do..draw the short

straw!"

Lorelai turned to Jess and he was blushing like a maniac (Maniac, Maniac! Sorry

had a Chris Farley moment there). Lorelai all of a sudden got an idea...

"So you know what..you know who I decided was the sexiest minor in this

town?"

"Mom!" exclaimed Jess, looking very abashed.

"Who? Who?" asked Lane bouncing up and down, "And if you say Dave then I

will have to agree but never talk to you again."

"Sorry Lanie-Poo but Dave is only in my top ten. I am thinking.."

"Please don't finish this mom..I know we have this great relationship but some

things are just a little too weird about this conversation," said Jess.

"Our very own extremely asinine but extremely hot diner assistant Jess!"

Lane looked at Lorelai stunned and Jess turned a very flattering lobster red.

"I must disagree there Miss Robinson," said Lane.



"Well if I am Mrs. Robinson than that makes Rory Elaine."

Lane and Lorelai laughed at this and Jess got a very disturbing thought. What if

Lorelai knew about him and Rory and was doing this to see his reaction..

"I am not Elaine," said Jess defensively.

"OK, you might not be Elaine," said Lorelai, "But I sure as hell am Mrs.

Robinson. But with that ass..."

"OK I have got to go home now and bash my head repeatedly against the stove

so I will see you later," said Jess quickly exiting the store.

"Wonder what go into her? Maybe you were moving to quickly on her man," said

Lane jokingly.

"Maybe," said Lorelai, "But I better go..sorry.here is your birthday present,"

said Lorelai, handing Lane a twenty-dollar bill, "Go nuts."

"Bye.and thanks..tell Rory to call me later."

"Sure.bye."



When Lorelai reached the house she saw Rory or should it be Jess sitting on the

couch. "Hey mom..I am sorry that I freaked out back at the store..I am just kind of

touchy since the breakup."

"Yeah, I've noticed Rory..or should I say Jess."

All Jess could do was stare at Lorelai in disbelief.

"How did you.How?" Jess asked.

"Well I knew something was way different but I really couldn't put my finger on

it but after this morning."



"Wait."

"Yes I heard you and Rory talking.that kind of freaked me out to see you cry so

the wheels in my brain started a turnin'."

"So what are we going to do now?" asked Jess.

"Well I guess that the movie night will go on as planned but with a new theme!"

*Not my best but I am kind of out of the loop from not writing in so long..what happens

when Rory comes over and they have a movie night..some serious discussions will

follow.but nothing to serious so that Rory won't be able to go to school as Jess and Jess

to school as Rory! Well please review because I need it! I will go insane! And if you

don't know who Mrs. Robinson is than you are just a dumb@$$.just kidding she is this

lady in a movie (The Graduate) who seduces the younger son of her friends.they have

an affair and then he falls in love with her daughter! It is my dad's favorite movie so I

have watched it like a million times (kind of disturbing isn't it.the Graduate being your

father's favorite movie but o well!*