*My faithful readers! Greetings and Salutations! The tally for the votes
on the period
issue is an overwhelming million to two. So we will be doing that and if you have a
gigantic problem with it, I will try and make it so that it does not have that much sway
over the plot of the story. It will come not the next chapter, but the next and I will try to
have it out veryyyyy soon, I promise Well I am so hyper off Diet Vanilla Coke (damn
that stuff tastes just the same as real!) that I will be working on this all night! Please read
and review!*
*Diner*
Rory finished her late afternoon shift and walked upstairs to get her coat.
"After just a few days of being in Jess' body," she thought, "I have gotten real
used to this diner stuff."
She grabbed Jess' black hooded sweatshirt and ran down the stairs.
"Bye Luke," she called, halfway out of the door.
"Jess..wait," yelled Luke.
"What?"
"Here take some coffee..you want to get on Lorelai's good side right?"
"Yeah, thanks for the idea."
"Be back by twelve unless you call from Lorelai's and I can hear her insane
babbling in the background."
"Alright," she said exiting, carefully balancing the sacred coffee on her hip.
*Gilmore Residence*
"Hey Jess?" Lorelai called.
"Yeah?"
"Nothing..it just feels really weird to call my daughters body that and your
personality answer it!" said Lorelai, giggling.
"OK," Jess said, a little freaked out by Lorelai's strange reasoning, "Do you think
that we should tell Rory that you know? I mean about us switching places?"
"Hmmmm? Tough question Alex..What is NO.let's keep her in suspense. As
long as you don't leak we're OK."
"As long as you don't leak we're OK," said Jess, "I don't gossip. You on the
other hand deduced Gypsy put Johnny in the hospital because she looked at him funny
but he was just getting his kidney stones taken out.."
"You should have seen the look.it was Jack Nicholson in The Shining mixed
with.."
Lorelai was interrupted by a knock on the door.
"She's here.," Jess said, "You go in the kitchen and make some popcorn or
something..the less time you spend around her the less damage you can do."
"Alright, Alright," Lorelai said grudgingly, heading into the kitchen.
Jess walked over to the door and opened it.
"Hey," Rory said.
"Hey. How'ya doin?"
"Just fine Joey..I brought some coffee."
"Why?"
"Because you are supposed to just love coffee along with your insane mother!"
"Oh yeah.well come on in and give it all to her so I won't have to pollute my
system with it."
"Are you sure you didn't trade places with Luke instead of me?"
"Just come on!"
They walked into the living room and sat down on the couch.
"What movies are we watching?" asked Rory.
"I um don't know," Jess lied, "Lorelai kept them captive and wouldn't give them
up unless I paid the ransom of one million dollar. She said it complete with the Dr. Evil
impersonation and I was thoroughly creeped out by it!"
"Sounds like her," Rory commented.
Lorelai bounced into the room with a tray full of food.
"Hey Jess," she said cheerfully, "How's it going Jess? I am doing great just in
case you were wondering Jess."
"I am fine," said Rory warily, "So what are we watching."
"Freaky Friday the old version and the new and Wish Upon a Star."
"Alright, well I will put this one in," said Jess, grabbing the old version of Freaky
Friday and popping it in the VCR and pressing play.
About an hour and a half and tons of junk food later, Freaky Friday.
"Well that was interesting Jess.don't you think so Jess?"
"Yeah sure," Rory answered.
"Why don't we watch Wish Upon a Star," Jess said, casting a disapproving look
at Lorelai.
Halfway through the movie, Rory got a thought.
"Lorelai, why the theme tonight? Any specific reason?"
"Well."
"Well." Jess interrupted, "Mom had a dream last night that she traded places
with her fifth grade science teacher and that gave her this idea."
"Oh," Rory said, satisfied with the answer.
At the end of the movie when the two sisters wished that they would trade places
Again, Lorelai yelled, "Hey Jess! Maybe that is how you and Rory can change back!"
"Lorelai!!!!" Jess yelled angrily.
"Whoops," Lorelai said clamping her hand over her mouth.
"So you knew she knew the whole time?" Rory asked Jess.
"Yeah."
"And you." she said turning to her mother, "Kept a secret for longer than two
minutes.I am proud of you."
"I thought she might be able to help us.I mean no offense but I don't want to be
in your body forever," said Jess.
"One, my mom has seen too many detective movies on late night TV and so I
figure that she figured it out and two what is wrong with my body."
"Fine, your right and nothing."
Lorelai just sat back, enjoying the witty banter.
"Well it is getting late.I better go to bed," she interrupted, "Rory or Jess?
Rory.Jory! Yeah Jory.send Ress here home by one."
"Jory?" Rory asked.
"Ress?" Jess asked.
"Well you," she said motioning to Rory, "Have most of Jess but a little bit of
Rory so you are Ress and you," she said motioning to Jess, "Have most of Rory but a
smidgen of Jess so you are Jory."
"Makes sense," Rory said, "But mom before you go to bed you need to call Luke
and tell him that I am staying late."
"Alright," Lorelai said dialing the phone, "Yo Lukas! It's me..you guess. Nope
its not Pamela Anderson!" Lorelai exclaimed causing Rory and Jess to giggle.
"I got Ress and Jory over here and Ress is gonna be staying a little later than
planned.so rest easy..he's not out streetwalking or crack dealing...Well then I will
see you bright and early tomorrow for a bajillion cups of coffee!"
She hung up the phone and walked upstairs.
"Night you two!"
"Night mom!" they said in unison.
They both laughed and settled down on the couch.
issue is an overwhelming million to two. So we will be doing that and if you have a
gigantic problem with it, I will try and make it so that it does not have that much sway
over the plot of the story. It will come not the next chapter, but the next and I will try to
have it out veryyyyy soon, I promise Well I am so hyper off Diet Vanilla Coke (damn
that stuff tastes just the same as real!) that I will be working on this all night! Please read
and review!*
*Diner*
Rory finished her late afternoon shift and walked upstairs to get her coat.
"After just a few days of being in Jess' body," she thought, "I have gotten real
used to this diner stuff."
She grabbed Jess' black hooded sweatshirt and ran down the stairs.
"Bye Luke," she called, halfway out of the door.
"Jess..wait," yelled Luke.
"What?"
"Here take some coffee..you want to get on Lorelai's good side right?"
"Yeah, thanks for the idea."
"Be back by twelve unless you call from Lorelai's and I can hear her insane
babbling in the background."
"Alright," she said exiting, carefully balancing the sacred coffee on her hip.
*Gilmore Residence*
"Hey Jess?" Lorelai called.
"Yeah?"
"Nothing..it just feels really weird to call my daughters body that and your
personality answer it!" said Lorelai, giggling.
"OK," Jess said, a little freaked out by Lorelai's strange reasoning, "Do you think
that we should tell Rory that you know? I mean about us switching places?"
"Hmmmm? Tough question Alex..What is NO.let's keep her in suspense. As
long as you don't leak we're OK."
"As long as you don't leak we're OK," said Jess, "I don't gossip. You on the
other hand deduced Gypsy put Johnny in the hospital because she looked at him funny
but he was just getting his kidney stones taken out.."
"You should have seen the look.it was Jack Nicholson in The Shining mixed
with.."
Lorelai was interrupted by a knock on the door.
"She's here.," Jess said, "You go in the kitchen and make some popcorn or
something..the less time you spend around her the less damage you can do."
"Alright, Alright," Lorelai said grudgingly, heading into the kitchen.
Jess walked over to the door and opened it.
"Hey," Rory said.
"Hey. How'ya doin?"
"Just fine Joey..I brought some coffee."
"Why?"
"Because you are supposed to just love coffee along with your insane mother!"
"Oh yeah.well come on in and give it all to her so I won't have to pollute my
system with it."
"Are you sure you didn't trade places with Luke instead of me?"
"Just come on!"
They walked into the living room and sat down on the couch.
"What movies are we watching?" asked Rory.
"I um don't know," Jess lied, "Lorelai kept them captive and wouldn't give them
up unless I paid the ransom of one million dollar. She said it complete with the Dr. Evil
impersonation and I was thoroughly creeped out by it!"
"Sounds like her," Rory commented.
Lorelai bounced into the room with a tray full of food.
"Hey Jess," she said cheerfully, "How's it going Jess? I am doing great just in
case you were wondering Jess."
"I am fine," said Rory warily, "So what are we watching."
"Freaky Friday the old version and the new and Wish Upon a Star."
"Alright, well I will put this one in," said Jess, grabbing the old version of Freaky
Friday and popping it in the VCR and pressing play.
About an hour and a half and tons of junk food later, Freaky Friday.
"Well that was interesting Jess.don't you think so Jess?"
"Yeah sure," Rory answered.
"Why don't we watch Wish Upon a Star," Jess said, casting a disapproving look
at Lorelai.
Halfway through the movie, Rory got a thought.
"Lorelai, why the theme tonight? Any specific reason?"
"Well."
"Well." Jess interrupted, "Mom had a dream last night that she traded places
with her fifth grade science teacher and that gave her this idea."
"Oh," Rory said, satisfied with the answer.
At the end of the movie when the two sisters wished that they would trade places
Again, Lorelai yelled, "Hey Jess! Maybe that is how you and Rory can change back!"
"Lorelai!!!!" Jess yelled angrily.
"Whoops," Lorelai said clamping her hand over her mouth.
"So you knew she knew the whole time?" Rory asked Jess.
"Yeah."
"And you." she said turning to her mother, "Kept a secret for longer than two
minutes.I am proud of you."
"I thought she might be able to help us.I mean no offense but I don't want to be
in your body forever," said Jess.
"One, my mom has seen too many detective movies on late night TV and so I
figure that she figured it out and two what is wrong with my body."
"Fine, your right and nothing."
Lorelai just sat back, enjoying the witty banter.
"Well it is getting late.I better go to bed," she interrupted, "Rory or Jess?
Rory.Jory! Yeah Jory.send Ress here home by one."
"Jory?" Rory asked.
"Ress?" Jess asked.
"Well you," she said motioning to Rory, "Have most of Jess but a little bit of
Rory so you are Ress and you," she said motioning to Jess, "Have most of Rory but a
smidgen of Jess so you are Jory."
"Makes sense," Rory said, "But mom before you go to bed you need to call Luke
and tell him that I am staying late."
"Alright," Lorelai said dialing the phone, "Yo Lukas! It's me..you guess. Nope
its not Pamela Anderson!" Lorelai exclaimed causing Rory and Jess to giggle.
"I got Ress and Jory over here and Ress is gonna be staying a little later than
planned.so rest easy..he's not out streetwalking or crack dealing...Well then I will
see you bright and early tomorrow for a bajillion cups of coffee!"
She hung up the phone and walked upstairs.
"Night you two!"
"Night mom!" they said in unison.
They both laughed and settled down on the couch.
