*OK here is the next chapter.I have had a few people review saying that it would be

slash if Jess in Rory's body kissed Dean and Rory in Jess' body kissed Shane but

remember.they are broken up! Shane may try something but this will not be a slash

fic.I promise. But anyways on with the story.*

Rory snuck out the back door and made her way around the house.

"What is Dean doing here?" she ranted to herself, "It is over.I know it is..he

knows it is.Oh Gosh! What if Jess does something bad! I better go back to see what is

going on."

So Rory turned her course around and hid underneath the open living room

window (what a coincidence!).

She saw Dean out of the corner of her eye fiddling with the gnome they had on

their porch that Babette gave them for Christmas.

"Dean?" asked Jess, opening the front door.

"Huh?" he said clumsily placing down the gnome, almost breaking it.

"You can come in now."

"Oh alright."

Rory watched as Jess uncomfortably led Dean over to the couch and then Jess

took a seat in a chair at the opposite end of the room.

"So..um.what did you want?" Jess asked uncomfortably.

"Well I just kinda really wanted to see you."

"Oh well thank you.but isn't it over?"

"Yeah but I wasn't really serious about it.I thought that it was just what we

needed."

"What we needed?" Jess asked in wonderment.

"Yeah I mean to help our relationship.I mean the first time we got back together

it made us stronger.at least I thought so."

"I am so glad I am not in there," thought Rory, "because I might pass out from

over exhaustion just trying to figure out what he just said."

"I am really confused by what this dumb bastard is saying," thought Jess, "Maybe

if I get emotional he will leave."

"Listen Dean.I just cannot deal with this." Jess said sounding choked up.

"Rory.don't cry," Dean said heading over to give her a hug.

"No Dean!" Jess squeaked, "Just please stay away from me," he said burying his

head in his hands and fakely sobbing all the way to Rory's room and slamming the door

dramatically.

Rory suppressed a giggle as Dean walked dejectedly down the walk and out of

sight. She did kind of feel sorry for him though. But he broke up with her. True she had

not been there totally in the relationship at all times but he broke up with her. And that

was all there was to it.

Rory walked around to the back door and entered.

"Well hello there darling," Lorelai said offering Rory a cup of coffee, "Our little Ress here did an

excellent job in his acting debut. Maybe he will win Best Actor and out of nowhere kiss Halle Berry! And

my little Jory.the best secret agent. You might put Sydney out of business."

"OK mom.where is our budding actor?"

"In your room sobbing like a little tiny baybay!"

"Thank you," Rory said walking over to her room.

"Jess," she called, "Are you really crying? 'Cause if you are you might as well never come out

because Mom and I will mock you for the rest of your life."

"I am not crying," Jess said opening the door, "I was being dramatic.isn't that what girls do?"

"I guess..." Lorelai said sweeping over, "When we're not drinking lemonade on the porch and

wearing pearls and meeting dashing men at barbeques at the Wilkes' plantation."

"Alright," Jess said, "I think that we should finish up with breakfast."

"Ummmm.." Lorelai said looking guilty.

"You ate it all?" Jess asked incredulously.

"Yes. It was like a binge eating thing. All the models are doing it. Except I won't throw up

afterwards.that is kinda gross. I watched this really weird Lifetime movie about that girl from that movie

that we saw last year died from this car running over her and her friend was like all devastated and .junk."

"OK," Rory said, "Now that we have that interesting tidbit of info.I need some breakfast."

"I'll head over to Doose's and get some eggs and other supplies and you can keep her from eating

the oven and fridge."

"Um well I doubt that it would be the best idea if you went to Doose's," Rory commented.

"Why?"

"Well Dean works all Saturday morning so."

"Oh right so I guess you should go."

"I guess I should."

"Well here is a list," Jess said grabbing a coffee stained menu and jotting down a few things.

"I'll be back," Rory said heading out the door.

*OK I know I keep putting stuff off and off but at least I got this chapter out after about two months of not

writing. I think I am a little rusty but whatever. I am going to write the next chapter now when Rory will

meet up with Shane and then it will be Sunday night and Jess'll have to go to school. Alright.puleeze

review although I think there is something screwed up with ff.net so I will excuse you not being able to

review.I'm just kidding and reeealy hyper! Buhbye!*