*OK you guys, this is the nineteenth chapter! Woohooo! OK, OK, I know I
keep saying that the next
chapter is going to be the period chapter but I keep on having so much content in each one that I don't want
to put too much in each chapter. So this will just be them about to go to school.leaving. This chapter is
just fun, filler. So read and review and I swear I will have some more chapters out really soon!*
"Ress! Oh Ressy poo. My little Resster. The Ressmiester.The."
"Yes Lorelai," Jess said sitting up in bed, "What do you need."
"Well it is Monday morning at approximately six oh nine and I think it is time for you to get up and
get ready for school."
"Oh right," Jess said getting out of bed and pulling on the robe.
"I was thinking Luke's if you get ready in time."
"I'm ready," Jess said.
Lorelai turned to see Jess in her uniform and her hair pulled into a messy ponytail.
"Alright Jess, now if you are going to be Rory, you must learn that girls spend exorbitant amounts of
time on primping that is not necessary. You must take a shower, exfoliate with four kinds of shower gel,
dry, mouse, straighten and brush your hair and then you put on your uniform. That is why I wake you up at
this ungodly hour of the morning."
"Um alright.I'll be back in a few minutes."
"Oh I wouldn't count on it. You might be in there a while."
"Whatever," Jess said closing the door to the bathroom.
"It was surprising," Jess thought, "How well he and Lorelai seemed to get along now. A few days
ago she could seemingly not stand him.almost have a Dean like hatred for him.but not quite."
A few minutes later when Jess got out of the shower he squirted some of every bottle in Rory's cabinet in his hand and then dried it with the dryer.
"Whoa," he said staring at his mass of hair, "This is never how Rory's hair looks. Maybe when I
brush it." he exited into Rory room, where Lorelai was perched on her bed and then burst out laughing.
Jess' hair was a bouffant mess. It was frizzy on one side, straight on the other and stood a good
three inches off her head. Lorelai started cracking up and practically fell off the bed.
"Come on," she managed to breathe, "Let's see what we can do with this hair.
*LUKE'S*
Rory woke up and was surprised by how easy it was to get ready. She just took a shower and
combed her hair and put on some clothes.
"I could really get used to this," she thought, "But I still like being a girl better."
"Morning Jess," Luke said gruffly.
"Morning Luke."
"Well I think that I might need help before school so if you could to come down and help me, it
would be a great pleasure."
"Alright," she said grabbing her extremely light book bag and heading downstairs.
*GILMORE HOUSE*
"Well I think we about got that straightened out," Lorelai said holding a straightener, "Pun
intended."
"Alright, so now that I am dressed and all dollied up, can we go? I am afraid for my life if I stay
here any longer."
"OK, OK, let's go to Luke's. Since Rory is working there and she understands my complete coffee
addiction then she will give me extra extra refills!"
"No one understands you addiction," Jess said picking up Rory's book bag and almost falling over.
*LUKE'S*
"Heloooooo," Lorelai called.
"Hello Lorelai," Luke said, "You may sit down and put your head down."
"No that's OK, I am fine I will stand here and annoy you."
"Maybe if Jess gives you some coffee?"
"Well that is a horse of a completely different flavor. He was just Maxwell House but now he is
Luke's Diner's Special Mix of Divine Coffee."
"OK just please sit down."
"Si, Si, senorita!"
When she sat down, Jess commented, "You are aware you just called her a woman."
"Yes and I am prayin' that Luke will not figure this out."
"Hello you guys," Rory said filling up their coffee cups, "What can I get you this morning?"
"I'll have some pancakes with whipped cream and eggs with cheese and bacon," said Lorelai.
"Um and I'll have some toast and a fried egg."
"Well aren't we very self aware this morning," Rory mocked.
"Well I am trying to keep my figure."
Rory walked away and got there food and brought it back.
"Well hey there senor. Tako a resto off your feeto and sit down with uso for a whilo."
"Please do," Jess begged, "She is using the only Spanish words she knows and then making up
others."
"I don't know.I bet Luke would get pretty mad."
"Hey Luko! Jesso here is going to tako a resto with uso now. Okayo?"
"Yeah sure. You can have until you leave for school off," he said to Jess, "Unless you feel like
skipping again and then I will make you work every second you are not sleeping."
"Whoah, a little harsh there Luko. Think about taking some of that Saint John's Wort.I really
heard it helps with moods," Lorelai said.
"Whatever," Luke said walking back into the kitchens.
"So Ress are you a little bit nervous about going to big bad Hell?"
"I guess but it can't be that bad.I mean you get through there everyday," he said to Rory.
"Yeah but just barely," Rory said.
"When she gets home she just crashes," Lorelai said, "No time for watching I Love the 80's or
Spongebob."
"Do you think that might be a choice?" Jess asked.
"Oh look Rory," Rory said to Jess, "There is your bus."
"OK, well I will see you two later."
"After school Luke's?" Lorelai asked.
"Yeah," he said and exited.
"So Jory," Lorelai said, "How are you holding up?"
"Fine I guess.this is weird though."
"I know.just wait a while and we will sort it out. I like having Mini-Luke at our house kinda but it
is like a new shampoo.it is fun and smells different at first but then it just leaves your hair boring."
"Well I am glad to be compared to shampoo but I better go to. I don't want to be late."
"That is not a very Jess thing to say."
"Well it is now."
"Have a nice day Mo,"
"OK Curly, see you after school."
*Awww isn't that sweet. In the next chapter they go to Chilton and SHH and have all sorts of fun..Tune
in to find out what I mean by this.and I will be using ideas from some of you in reviews. I will thank you
at the beginning or end of next chapter. Thanks and review, review, review.*
chapter is going to be the period chapter but I keep on having so much content in each one that I don't want
to put too much in each chapter. So this will just be them about to go to school.leaving. This chapter is
just fun, filler. So read and review and I swear I will have some more chapters out really soon!*
"Ress! Oh Ressy poo. My little Resster. The Ressmiester.The."
"Yes Lorelai," Jess said sitting up in bed, "What do you need."
"Well it is Monday morning at approximately six oh nine and I think it is time for you to get up and
get ready for school."
"Oh right," Jess said getting out of bed and pulling on the robe.
"I was thinking Luke's if you get ready in time."
"I'm ready," Jess said.
Lorelai turned to see Jess in her uniform and her hair pulled into a messy ponytail.
"Alright Jess, now if you are going to be Rory, you must learn that girls spend exorbitant amounts of
time on primping that is not necessary. You must take a shower, exfoliate with four kinds of shower gel,
dry, mouse, straighten and brush your hair and then you put on your uniform. That is why I wake you up at
this ungodly hour of the morning."
"Um alright.I'll be back in a few minutes."
"Oh I wouldn't count on it. You might be in there a while."
"Whatever," Jess said closing the door to the bathroom.
"It was surprising," Jess thought, "How well he and Lorelai seemed to get along now. A few days
ago she could seemingly not stand him.almost have a Dean like hatred for him.but not quite."
A few minutes later when Jess got out of the shower he squirted some of every bottle in Rory's cabinet in his hand and then dried it with the dryer.
"Whoa," he said staring at his mass of hair, "This is never how Rory's hair looks. Maybe when I
brush it." he exited into Rory room, where Lorelai was perched on her bed and then burst out laughing.
Jess' hair was a bouffant mess. It was frizzy on one side, straight on the other and stood a good
three inches off her head. Lorelai started cracking up and practically fell off the bed.
"Come on," she managed to breathe, "Let's see what we can do with this hair.
*LUKE'S*
Rory woke up and was surprised by how easy it was to get ready. She just took a shower and
combed her hair and put on some clothes.
"I could really get used to this," she thought, "But I still like being a girl better."
"Morning Jess," Luke said gruffly.
"Morning Luke."
"Well I think that I might need help before school so if you could to come down and help me, it
would be a great pleasure."
"Alright," she said grabbing her extremely light book bag and heading downstairs.
*GILMORE HOUSE*
"Well I think we about got that straightened out," Lorelai said holding a straightener, "Pun
intended."
"Alright, so now that I am dressed and all dollied up, can we go? I am afraid for my life if I stay
here any longer."
"OK, OK, let's go to Luke's. Since Rory is working there and she understands my complete coffee
addiction then she will give me extra extra refills!"
"No one understands you addiction," Jess said picking up Rory's book bag and almost falling over.
*LUKE'S*
"Heloooooo," Lorelai called.
"Hello Lorelai," Luke said, "You may sit down and put your head down."
"No that's OK, I am fine I will stand here and annoy you."
"Maybe if Jess gives you some coffee?"
"Well that is a horse of a completely different flavor. He was just Maxwell House but now he is
Luke's Diner's Special Mix of Divine Coffee."
"OK just please sit down."
"Si, Si, senorita!"
When she sat down, Jess commented, "You are aware you just called her a woman."
"Yes and I am prayin' that Luke will not figure this out."
"Hello you guys," Rory said filling up their coffee cups, "What can I get you this morning?"
"I'll have some pancakes with whipped cream and eggs with cheese and bacon," said Lorelai.
"Um and I'll have some toast and a fried egg."
"Well aren't we very self aware this morning," Rory mocked.
"Well I am trying to keep my figure."
Rory walked away and got there food and brought it back.
"Well hey there senor. Tako a resto off your feeto and sit down with uso for a whilo."
"Please do," Jess begged, "She is using the only Spanish words she knows and then making up
others."
"I don't know.I bet Luke would get pretty mad."
"Hey Luko! Jesso here is going to tako a resto with uso now. Okayo?"
"Yeah sure. You can have until you leave for school off," he said to Jess, "Unless you feel like
skipping again and then I will make you work every second you are not sleeping."
"Whoah, a little harsh there Luko. Think about taking some of that Saint John's Wort.I really
heard it helps with moods," Lorelai said.
"Whatever," Luke said walking back into the kitchens.
"So Ress are you a little bit nervous about going to big bad Hell?"
"I guess but it can't be that bad.I mean you get through there everyday," he said to Rory.
"Yeah but just barely," Rory said.
"When she gets home she just crashes," Lorelai said, "No time for watching I Love the 80's or
Spongebob."
"Do you think that might be a choice?" Jess asked.
"Oh look Rory," Rory said to Jess, "There is your bus."
"OK, well I will see you two later."
"After school Luke's?" Lorelai asked.
"Yeah," he said and exited.
"So Jory," Lorelai said, "How are you holding up?"
"Fine I guess.this is weird though."
"I know.just wait a while and we will sort it out. I like having Mini-Luke at our house kinda but it
is like a new shampoo.it is fun and smells different at first but then it just leaves your hair boring."
"Well I am glad to be compared to shampoo but I better go to. I don't want to be late."
"That is not a very Jess thing to say."
"Well it is now."
"Have a nice day Mo,"
"OK Curly, see you after school."
*Awww isn't that sweet. In the next chapter they go to Chilton and SHH and have all sorts of fun..Tune
in to find out what I mean by this.and I will be using ideas from some of you in reviews. I will thank you
at the beginning or end of next chapter. Thanks and review, review, review.*
