When Slumber Parties Go Coed
Sumarry: What happens when rory and loralei throw a slumber party, and guys get caught in the midst of a prank. Read on and see what happens. R/T
Disclaimer: None of the characters belong to me, except for the ones I make up. The show belongs to Amy Sherman Paladino. So please don't sue me Because, I didn't do jack shit.
AN: Ok, this is my first chapter to hopefully my long, successful fic. The characters may be a bit out of character, but thats what ff is about. To keep you in the loop, Rory dated dean first, and never got back together after their first breakup. She dated jess next, then they broke up, rory and dean aren't so close anymore, there more like aquaitences. Rory and jess are still very good friends. Jess and Tristan know each other from when Tristan used to go stay with his aunt every summer in New York. So tristan met jess when they were 14, and have been good friends ever since. Rory doesn't know jess knows Tristan, and Tristan doesn't know that jess knows rory. They are all in there senior year at high school. Tristan and rory go to chilton, and jess goes to stars hollow high. Rory and Tristan avoid each other at school except for the quick hello when they pass each other in the hallway. Oh yeah, Tristan never went to military school. And now, on with the show!
Luke's Diner-
" So I was thinking, maybe we should have a theme!" Lorelai exclaimed
excitedly.
" A theme? As in wearing cat costumes, and parading around the house in
hot pink-feathered boas? That kinda theme?" Rory asked over the rim of
her half drunken coffee cup.
" Yeah! Oh, we could get Ms. Patty to lend us some of her old costumes,
and perform ' All that jazz' Catherine Zeta Jones Style, except I'm not
gonna kill you, and you didn't sleep with my husband."
" Uh-huh, um mom, when I said we should invite Paris, and Lane to
sleepover this weekend, I didn't exactly intend on making the entire
night, a scene from 'Chicago'. I was just anticipating, a night full of
stuffing our faces in front of the t.v, while watching re-runs of Monty
the Python."
" Oh, fine! Ruin my fun. Just when I was getting some good ideas too!
Like we could have Maury roll his piano over, and he could play some
numbers, while we doll each other up, with heavy lipstick, and fish net
stockings! But noooo, we have to go with the boring entertainment for
the night." A pout starting to form on Lorelai's face.
" And then later on we can have a round of Vodka with the boys, while
singing 100 bottles of beer on the wall!" Rory said sarcastically.
" Ugh, I'm appaled, my own flesh and blood, having not known, that we of
course would substitute those, 100 bottles of beer on the wall, with 100
cups of Luke's hot, steaming, fresh, coffee. Really rory, I would have
thought better of you! Oh speaking of coffee, LUKE! Filler up!" Lorelai
said shouting to Luke from across the diner, to a very peeved looking
Luke, who was trying to get one of his customers to take there cell phone
call outside.
Coming around to their table, Luke looked ready to give a lecture. "
Lorelai, why don't you have something different to drink, like herbal
tea, or at least drink something decaffeinated, like maybe a glass of
water." Luke said trying to persuade her, but Luke knew Lorelai was a
very stubborn woman, out of all the years he had known her, he had never
even heard her say " Luke give me a glass of water." Nope, nothing would
satisfy this woman except for the tar like beverage she drank everyday,
five or more times a day.
" I swear Lorelai, this stuff is gonna put you on your death bed
someday, and who are you going to blame, No, not the coffee, heaven
forbid someone even direct anything negative towards the coffee, but you
know who your gonna blame? Your gonna blame me. So don't say I didn't
warn ya." Luke walked away, but before he did he refilled Lorelai's cup
of coffee. Walking behind the counter, he took the pen from behind his
ear, and stared to take an order on his notepad. Through out the entire
one-sided conversation, Lorelai looked up at Luke with wide, and knowing
eyes.
" Oh, Lukey Poo!" She waited for Luke to look up. He looked up with
great agrivation.
" What is it now Lorelai?" Luke sighed
Lorelai, smirked, and said, " At least I would die a happy woman!"
Luke rolled his eyes at her. " No really!" Lorelai said getting up from
her seat, and making her way to sit at the counter and annoy Luke some
more. " Seriously, it would say ' Luke Danes, great contributer to my
death, by being my coffee supplier.'
In the mean time, Jess came down stairs. Walking over to Rory, he pulled
up a chair and sat in it backwards. Rory barely noticed, she was far too
amused watching Luke and Lorelai bicker.
" So what are they arguing about now?" Rory looked to Jess in surprise.
" When did you get here?" she asked still a bit startled.
" Only a few moments ago, you were zoning out again, you feelin ok?"
" Yeah of course" Rory smiled at Jess for his concern for her still, even
though their relationship, ended months ago. " Mom and Luke are just
arguing about how Luke's going to send her to her grave, and how he's
going to get blamed for being the great coffee supplier that he is.
" Didn't they go over that like, two weeks ago?"
" Yup! But who would want to stop them now, look at them, there on a
roll!" Rory said with a smile.
" Yeah I guess. So what are you doing tomorrow night, nothing too
exciting I hope?"
" I'm inviting Lane and Paris to sleep over at my house, its going to
include not only hours beyond hours of lounging on the couch in our pj's,
stuffing our faces, with sugar, and high calories, but we are also going
to attempt to rent out the entire comedy section of the video store."
Rory said all in one breath.
" That's all your going to do?" Jess said uninterested, but amazed at
how three girls, and Lorelai can sit on the coach for hours eating junk.
" No of course not! Sometime in between watching ' Kung Pow Enter The
Fists' and eating a pint of Ben and Jerry's 'Chubby Hubby', I'm gonna
paint my nails." Rory said trying to get a smile out of Jess.
" Oh, because that's so important. Jeez girls, I don't know should I go
with sparkly red, or dark purple, oh what a dilemma!" Jess said imitating
s girly voice.
" Yeah, Yeah, that's what you think, would happen at a girl's slumber
party, wouldn't you."
" How should I know, I don't have any sisters, and being around my
girlfriends are
the closest thing I've ever been to the inner workings of a girl's
mind."
" Well I would invite you, to sleep over tomorrow night but you're not a
girl, unless theres something you're not telling me here Jess?" Rory said
making Jess blush.
" Whatever, I gotta go, my friends are coming over tomorrow and we have
plans, maybe we'll just add crashing a girl's slumber part to our list of
things to do." Jess said a devious smirk making its way to his lips.
" You better not, I'm serious jess, Paris is near having a breakdown,
that she can't afford right now, and lane is well, Lane is actually ok
right now. But if you guys actually do stop by, which I'm strongly
urging you not to, for cause of sudden death, bring coffee." She said
with a laugh.
" I might take you up on that. But don't worry we wouldn't stay for
that long. I gotta go seeya." Jess said getting up and putting his chair
back. Heading back up the stairs.
Rory smiled, wondering what Jess had up his sleeve now. Nothing drastic
I hope. Well gotta prepare for tomorrow. Rory got out of her seat and
headed for the door. Lorelai was still at the counter talking with Luke.
With a quick shout 'bye' over her shoulder, she left for Doose's market.
Unbeknownst to her, Jess was upstairs on the phone, making a very
important phone call to an old friend. What were those two going to do,
who knows, but it would be a hell of slumber party for all of them.
Sumarry: What happens when rory and loralei throw a slumber party, and guys get caught in the midst of a prank. Read on and see what happens. R/T
Disclaimer: None of the characters belong to me, except for the ones I make up. The show belongs to Amy Sherman Paladino. So please don't sue me Because, I didn't do jack shit.
AN: Ok, this is my first chapter to hopefully my long, successful fic. The characters may be a bit out of character, but thats what ff is about. To keep you in the loop, Rory dated dean first, and never got back together after their first breakup. She dated jess next, then they broke up, rory and dean aren't so close anymore, there more like aquaitences. Rory and jess are still very good friends. Jess and Tristan know each other from when Tristan used to go stay with his aunt every summer in New York. So tristan met jess when they were 14, and have been good friends ever since. Rory doesn't know jess knows Tristan, and Tristan doesn't know that jess knows rory. They are all in there senior year at high school. Tristan and rory go to chilton, and jess goes to stars hollow high. Rory and Tristan avoid each other at school except for the quick hello when they pass each other in the hallway. Oh yeah, Tristan never went to military school. And now, on with the show!
Luke's Diner-
" So I was thinking, maybe we should have a theme!" Lorelai exclaimed
excitedly.
" A theme? As in wearing cat costumes, and parading around the house in
hot pink-feathered boas? That kinda theme?" Rory asked over the rim of
her half drunken coffee cup.
" Yeah! Oh, we could get Ms. Patty to lend us some of her old costumes,
and perform ' All that jazz' Catherine Zeta Jones Style, except I'm not
gonna kill you, and you didn't sleep with my husband."
" Uh-huh, um mom, when I said we should invite Paris, and Lane to
sleepover this weekend, I didn't exactly intend on making the entire
night, a scene from 'Chicago'. I was just anticipating, a night full of
stuffing our faces in front of the t.v, while watching re-runs of Monty
the Python."
" Oh, fine! Ruin my fun. Just when I was getting some good ideas too!
Like we could have Maury roll his piano over, and he could play some
numbers, while we doll each other up, with heavy lipstick, and fish net
stockings! But noooo, we have to go with the boring entertainment for
the night." A pout starting to form on Lorelai's face.
" And then later on we can have a round of Vodka with the boys, while
singing 100 bottles of beer on the wall!" Rory said sarcastically.
" Ugh, I'm appaled, my own flesh and blood, having not known, that we of
course would substitute those, 100 bottles of beer on the wall, with 100
cups of Luke's hot, steaming, fresh, coffee. Really rory, I would have
thought better of you! Oh speaking of coffee, LUKE! Filler up!" Lorelai
said shouting to Luke from across the diner, to a very peeved looking
Luke, who was trying to get one of his customers to take there cell phone
call outside.
Coming around to their table, Luke looked ready to give a lecture. "
Lorelai, why don't you have something different to drink, like herbal
tea, or at least drink something decaffeinated, like maybe a glass of
water." Luke said trying to persuade her, but Luke knew Lorelai was a
very stubborn woman, out of all the years he had known her, he had never
even heard her say " Luke give me a glass of water." Nope, nothing would
satisfy this woman except for the tar like beverage she drank everyday,
five or more times a day.
" I swear Lorelai, this stuff is gonna put you on your death bed
someday, and who are you going to blame, No, not the coffee, heaven
forbid someone even direct anything negative towards the coffee, but you
know who your gonna blame? Your gonna blame me. So don't say I didn't
warn ya." Luke walked away, but before he did he refilled Lorelai's cup
of coffee. Walking behind the counter, he took the pen from behind his
ear, and stared to take an order on his notepad. Through out the entire
one-sided conversation, Lorelai looked up at Luke with wide, and knowing
eyes.
" Oh, Lukey Poo!" She waited for Luke to look up. He looked up with
great agrivation.
" What is it now Lorelai?" Luke sighed
Lorelai, smirked, and said, " At least I would die a happy woman!"
Luke rolled his eyes at her. " No really!" Lorelai said getting up from
her seat, and making her way to sit at the counter and annoy Luke some
more. " Seriously, it would say ' Luke Danes, great contributer to my
death, by being my coffee supplier.'
In the mean time, Jess came down stairs. Walking over to Rory, he pulled
up a chair and sat in it backwards. Rory barely noticed, she was far too
amused watching Luke and Lorelai bicker.
" So what are they arguing about now?" Rory looked to Jess in surprise.
" When did you get here?" she asked still a bit startled.
" Only a few moments ago, you were zoning out again, you feelin ok?"
" Yeah of course" Rory smiled at Jess for his concern for her still, even
though their relationship, ended months ago. " Mom and Luke are just
arguing about how Luke's going to send her to her grave, and how he's
going to get blamed for being the great coffee supplier that he is.
" Didn't they go over that like, two weeks ago?"
" Yup! But who would want to stop them now, look at them, there on a
roll!" Rory said with a smile.
" Yeah I guess. So what are you doing tomorrow night, nothing too
exciting I hope?"
" I'm inviting Lane and Paris to sleep over at my house, its going to
include not only hours beyond hours of lounging on the couch in our pj's,
stuffing our faces, with sugar, and high calories, but we are also going
to attempt to rent out the entire comedy section of the video store."
Rory said all in one breath.
" That's all your going to do?" Jess said uninterested, but amazed at
how three girls, and Lorelai can sit on the coach for hours eating junk.
" No of course not! Sometime in between watching ' Kung Pow Enter The
Fists' and eating a pint of Ben and Jerry's 'Chubby Hubby', I'm gonna
paint my nails." Rory said trying to get a smile out of Jess.
" Oh, because that's so important. Jeez girls, I don't know should I go
with sparkly red, or dark purple, oh what a dilemma!" Jess said imitating
s girly voice.
" Yeah, Yeah, that's what you think, would happen at a girl's slumber
party, wouldn't you."
" How should I know, I don't have any sisters, and being around my
girlfriends are
the closest thing I've ever been to the inner workings of a girl's
mind."
" Well I would invite you, to sleep over tomorrow night but you're not a
girl, unless theres something you're not telling me here Jess?" Rory said
making Jess blush.
" Whatever, I gotta go, my friends are coming over tomorrow and we have
plans, maybe we'll just add crashing a girl's slumber part to our list of
things to do." Jess said a devious smirk making its way to his lips.
" You better not, I'm serious jess, Paris is near having a breakdown,
that she can't afford right now, and lane is well, Lane is actually ok
right now. But if you guys actually do stop by, which I'm strongly
urging you not to, for cause of sudden death, bring coffee." She said
with a laugh.
" I might take you up on that. But don't worry we wouldn't stay for
that long. I gotta go seeya." Jess said getting up and putting his chair
back. Heading back up the stairs.
Rory smiled, wondering what Jess had up his sleeve now. Nothing drastic
I hope. Well gotta prepare for tomorrow. Rory got out of her seat and
headed for the door. Lorelai was still at the counter talking with Luke.
With a quick shout 'bye' over her shoulder, she left for Doose's market.
Unbeknownst to her, Jess was upstairs on the phone, making a very
important phone call to an old friend. What were those two going to do,
who knows, but it would be a hell of slumber party for all of them.
