Disclaimer: I do not own YGO it's that wonderful dude with his names labeled right beside the word Author/creator! Um..I don't want to embarrass myself with misspelling his name so yea ^_^;;..

Chapter Two: Gliding

"Why Tea, have you forgotten me so quickly?" Pegasus spoke on the other line.

Tea picked up her jaw from the ground and growled. "Of course I didn't forget! How could I?! You were the weirdo with the eye!"

*sniffs* "I wasn't that bad! Why can't I be recognized as the Great Master of cartoons instead of the weirdo? It's always the weirdo.."

"Well Pegasus…there are other ones…but I'd rather not get into that subject. But anyways why are you calling me?" Anzu's blue eyes narrowed suspiciously, "You aren't a stalker that's watching me from my window are you??!!"

"…Dear you must lay off the TV time. I am not remaking I Know What You Did Last Summer. I'm here to help you. I heard you have a bet going on with Joey-boy and I want to help."

"What's the catch? And how do you know about that?!! O.O!!"

"That you watch cartoons with me every Saturday morning for the next month and I get to make you over!! It'll be sooo fun!!" Crawford gushed. "And I know because….My six sense tingled, telling me a poor misfortunate girl needed my elite skills in the art of being a woman!!!"

"O.O;;" Tea's hand twitched to slam the phone down.

"Sooo." Pegasus drawled, "Want my help?"

"Uh. Uh. Er. Urgh."

*inside scope of Tea's mind*

Devil Tea: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Say NO YOU EVIL GIRL!!! SAY NOOOOO!!! *waves pitchfork around menacingly*

Angel Tea: *is calm* Now now Devil, he wants to help! I'm sure he can't be that bad--WHAT THE HELL AM I SAYING?? --*grabs a bazooka gun*- SAY NO YOU LITTLE B!TCH WH@RE SAY NOOOO!!!

*Back to Tea*

"Um…well since your helping me…sure." Tea grimaced inwardly.

"GREAT!! SEEYA IN A FEW MINUTES!" He hung up.

"Waitaminnit" Tea made a double-take, "Pegasus did you just say--"

*DING DING*

Tea felt a shiver of horror run down her spine.

"TEA THERE'S A WEIRD MAN IN A ORANGE SUIT AT THE DOOR ASKING FOR YOU!! I DON'T LIKE HIM!! CAN I KICK HIM?? KNIFE HIM??"

"Um..Mrs. Gardner I can assure you I have perfectly harmless reasons for being here…ehehe…" .!!

"I DON'T BELIEVE YOU! ORANGE SUITS ARE THE DEVIL'S ADVOCATES!"

"Um Ma'am. No that's red and black, I think." Pegasus cowered to the ground in fear as a vein popped from Mrs. Gardner's raised fist.

"You dare question my knowledge?" Mrs. Gardner hissed as she lifted her fist higher…closer to--

"MOM! NO! It's okay, calm down!" Tea shouted, and ran to block Crawford from impending doom. Tea was smacking herself inwardly, wondering why she was protecting Pegasus from her mom. Note to self: Stab thyself with butter knife to make sure self is still sane. --waitaminnit that's not very sane in itself (*.*)'''

**inside Tea's mind***

Devil Tea: What the hell are ya doin? Why are you protecting that quack!! AAARRgh!!!

Angel Tea: *sniffles* Aw shut up Devil. Can't you see Tea's showing her valor? *sniffles and has stars in her eyes* I'm SOO proud!!! So gallant, so chivalrous!!!

Devil: And to think you were cursing her to say no to that quack! You are such a hypocrite! *laughs* OHOHOHOHOHOH!!!

Angel: *glares* Take that back!

Devil: No!

Angel: Nobody calls me a hypocrite and gets away with it! CHARGE!!! *rams into Devil*

Devil: Oof!

*Back to Tea*

"He's harmless Mom. He's not the Devil's advocate he's just a grown man who watches cartoons." Tea soothed, her arms spread out in a cautious position. One must approach this situation as one would approach a crocodile: With extreme caution.

"No knife?"

The blue-eyed teen shook her head slowly, "No knife."

Mrs. Gardner seemed to deflate, "Aw. Pooh." She pouted and headed back into the kitchen to put her precious butcher's knife back in its drawer. Tea sighed in relief when she saw her mom's figure disappear behind the kitchen door. She turned to Pegasus, who was still on the floor. He was rocking himself back and forth mumbling about mothers and knives.

"What were you thinking??!!" Tea shook Pegasus roughly, "Just knocking on the door expecting to have me greet you there with a smile!!"

Pegasus brushed Tea off and jumped to his feet, his long silver hair fanning up like a skirt. (horrible simile -_-;;) He grabbed Tea's wrist, smiled all too happily!

"It's okay, I get it all the time!! Come on! We're going outside!!"

Tea's eyes widened, "What?! Outside?! With you?! No way!!" It was too late, the tall man in the orange colored suit was already dragging her out the door of her house.

She turned her blue eyes to the sky, her long bangs sliding back. She prayed to the gods. "Why do I feel like I'm going to horribly regret this??"

*****

"Okay!" Pegasus started, "First lesson! Walking the walk!" They were both standing at the corner of her house's street, and in Tea's opinion, looking like idiots.

"eh?" Tea looked confused, "I already know how to walk. You put one foot before the other…ya know?"

Crawford frowned, "No you don't walk the walk though! I've seen the way you walked at Duelist Kingdom, and lets just say it isn't very feminine!"

Tea glared at him. Her fingers itched to wrap around his neck and squeeze without mercy. What does he mean not very feminine?!! GRR…

"You see those lines?" He pointed to two lines that marked a walkway across a road. Not many cars passed by this road, since it was in a pretty quiet neighborhood.

Tea nodded, "yea what about them?"

"Must you always question everything? Now walk in a straight line and let me see." He motioned for Tea to do as he asked.

"Che fine. This is so easy, I'll have victory in the bag!" Tea walked down the straight white line, oblivious to Crawford's big frown. She stopped at the other side of the street and faced Pegasus, "See! I walked, it wasn't so hard psh!"

"No No NO!" Pegasus shook his head furiously side to side, like a director would a mistake. "That's all WRONG!! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT??!!" He mocked Tea's walk, "Oh look at me! I walk with a limp! My name's Tea! Heehee!"

The teenage girl fumed, "That's not me! I don't walk like that!" She walked over to Pegasus.

"AAH! There it is AGAIN!!" Pegasus wanted to faint, instead he covered his eyes (er eye?) with his hands. Oh that agony of this poor misfortunate girl! Crawford thought forlornly. "You must glide. Like this!" He walked down the painted pathway, his footsteps smooth and sure.

Tea twitched. Did I just see Pegasus switch his butt??? Only a very confident man walks that way.

"Um Ms. Gardner? Are you alright? You look a little pale."

She was sure she was feeling faint, and the bile was rising up her throat. "eheh…" @#@

Pegasus put an arm around her waist, guiding her back to the painted pathway. "It's your turn. Now just do what I did." He winked at her with an overly happy smile, "Or I may have to do another demonstration."

"Er…okay." She walked down to the other side of the street again.

"YOU AREN'T A GUY GARDNER!! Swing those hips! And stop being so tense! Glide, glide!"

"I AM!"

"Swing your hips subtly Gardner! You're not trying out for a hula contest!! GLIDE!!"

"I'M GLIDING. I'm GLI-AAEEEEE!!"

BEEP BEEP!!!!

*THOOMPH* A car came to a screeching halt, but not before scaring the wits out of Tea by being a mere two inches away from her.

She punched the hood of the car and flipped him off. "I WAS GLIDING HERE F&CKER!!! WATCH WHERE YOUR GOIN!!" With one last punch to the hood she walked back to Pegasus as the driver sped down the street, twice the speeding limit. @.@!!!

"Hey Pegasus, why you looking like that?" she slurred, blinked her blue eyes quickly.

Pegasus was on the vegetated sidewalk, with his knees to his chest, rocking back and forth. "why why?? Waahahaha…" Now his head was thrown back and he was laughing to the skies.

o.o??---Tea

"You are such a dense girl…I'M GOING TO LOVE MAKING YOU OVER!!!" His expression changed dramatically, his eyes closed in glee and mouth swept in a very wide smile. "I can't wait HEEHEE!!"

"Um. Mr. Pegasus??" She asked questionably, as the man wrapped an arm around her shoulder.

"Tea Tea, Tea." He shook his head, visions of something running through his head, "I have a feeling that when this is over…guys will be swarming all over you!!"

The chestnut haired teenager face faulted (T.T) , "But I don't want that! I wanna win the bet!"

Pegasus ignored her, "All the boys will groveling at your feet!! The glorious men with single status will begging to be in your presence!! Ah, the joy!!!" ^_^!!!!!

"Eh…" ^-^;;;;

Oh no…what have I gotten myself into?!! Waah…goddesses if you can here me. It's Tea…HELP ME!!

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Heheh I've been watching too many movies. Ehehe Yea I did get that from Miss Congeniality a bit, but I LOVE that movie!! It's so awesome!!

Heheh I don't really have much humor so sorry this sucks!! I'M SOO SORRY!! IT STINKS I KNOW WAAH *Breaks down in tears again*

Bakura: *sighs* not this again. *takes out an oxygen tank* looks like I'll be needing this again.

Ryou: Oh dear *hops back into submarine*

Sage: WAAahhhhhhhh!!