"You know when I have a towel wrapped around my neck like this," Anzu pointed to the towel, one side over her chest, the other thrown over her shoulder around her neck like a scarf. "I feel so…mysterious."
T.T…
Disclaimer: I do not own YGO, if I did I wouldn't be writing this because it would be on air!!! Yay..eheheh..
Chapter three: Tuesday: Pink is SO the Latest Black
"Ugh…today was so horrible." Tea moaned as she ascended the stairs to her room. "I am never going to make a bet like this with Joey ever again. I hate high heels."
The second she entered her room she immediately dived for her bed. Crawling under the soft covers she was asleep before her head reached the pillow.
"I hate high heels…"
*****dream****
"Here I want you to walk in these!" He held them up ecstatically, giggling like a school girl.
"…uh uh." They were sharp and tall, the edges looked intimidating and they were…pink.
"Oh yes you wiiiIIIiill" Pegasus sing songed.
"No way. They look scary." Tea scowled, like hell she would wear those.
"Stop acting like a baby, they are perfectly harmless."
"B-but they have really sharp points at the end!! And I don't think they'll hold my weight!!"
"They're just stilettos dear!" Pegasus giggled again, "They're the latest fashion statement."
"Well too bad, I wouldn't know a fashion statement even if it whacked me upside the head, and no I won't wear them. I won't repeat myself!"
"YES YOU WILL!!" Crawford roared, his hair frizzling on end. "You will walk with them and like it!! It's not like the whole world is watching you! Now be a good little girl and put them on, you're giving me split ends." He took out a brush from his pocket and began brushing his hair. "My poor baby I'll tame you. Just give daddy a second to tame the beastly monstrosity of a girl."
Tea grumbled as she strapped the high heels on, "But they're pink…" Standing up wobbly, she noticed Pegasus talking on his cell phone while clutching his hair. "Um. Pegasus what are you doing?"
"Calling my stylist what else?"
The brunette face faulted, "What for?"
Pegasus snapped his fingers from side to side, "What else girlfriend?! To give you a make over duuh!"
"Nuh uh! No way, I'm outta here!" Tea made a run for it only to end up eating concrete. "Okay never mind."
Crawford giggled, "I knew you'd see it my way. Now time for you to show me your gliding! I hope you've improved after practicing for awhile. Chop, chop now! I haven't got all day."
"Uugh."
She got up only to have another face pop up in front of her, "Duke?"
Duke Devlin grinned and fanned his hand at her face, "Hiiii Tea! I'm Pegasus' stylist!"
"O.O."
"Now I have big plans for you! When people look at you I want them to make love to your image, to your name, to…You!!" He stared at her with over adoring eyes.
*Smack* "Pervert! Where'd you come from?!"
Tea glared at Duke who only smiled back, murky green eyes twinkling. "This is your dream! You imagined me so I popped up!"
"Wha--"
"Oh Tea you look so beautiful! So womanly!" Joey cried as he popped up from thin air.
"What are you talking about Joey?"
Pegasus sniffled, tears streaming down his face in rivers. "I'm so proud."
Tea's mom misted together, a butcher's knife in hand and a happy smile on her face. "Look in the mirror dear!"
She did…and fainted.
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"NOOOOOO MOM I DON'T WANNA LOOK LIKE CRUELLA DEVILLE! (an: From 101 Dalmations)" Tea shot up and practically nose-dived off her bed. All her fluffy pillows and blankets were scattered all over her room and her alarm clock on her bedside table rang madly.
"TEA GET READY FOR SCHOOL! I MADE YOU BREAKFAST!" Tea's mom shouted from her kitchen.
"ALRIGHT!" The teenage girl shouted back. She shot up from the pile on the ground and ran into her bathroom, which was conveniently connected to her room. "Today's gonna be a gre---AAAH!" Tea tripped over her bathroom rug and banged her head against the side of the tub. "DAMMIT!! I HATE TODAY DAMN YOU PEOPLE!!"
***Inside Tea's mind***
Devil: BUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHA
Angel: Oh no! Oh-Heehee! Stupid klutz!
Devil: AHAHAHAH*COUGH GAG HACK* ACK!!
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Rubbing her aching forehead tenderly she got ready for school and slipped on her uniform. Grabbing her book bag, she also dragged along an extra baggy as she slipped to the kitchen. Before she entered the kitchen she carefully eyed her surroundings from side to side. He wasn't there…thank you higher entities! Tea leapt for joy. After eating all of her breakfast (under the close scrutiny of her mom) she finally ran for school.
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"Hey guys, wait for me!" She called, waving frantically as she ran.
It was as if they didn't hear her because they kept walking. Joey, Yugi, and Tristan were chatting away smiling like goofballs.
"GUYS!!!" Tea tried taking her jog up a notch but she soon found out that running with more than one bag (one being of heavy textbooks) isn't as easy as it looks. She was going to make a turn on the sidewalk up ahead. Trying to catch up and keep all her things in one place seemed too much of a task for her as she crashed into a white haired boy sending them both into the trash cans behind them.
"AAH!!" O_o!!
*Crash*
"OOF!" XoX
Tea looked down to see that she had crashed into…Ryou! Tea checked over his face dot see that his eyes were closed and his cheeks were flushed. Panicked, she thought that something had to be wrong. Grabbing fistfuls of his shirt she shook him hard, "Aaaiii, Ryou, Ryou speak to me!"
"OooOh, Mummy…did you catch the name of that Mack?"
"Ryou are you calling me fat?!" Tea stood up, dragging Ryou along with her. She's so strong, Ryou thought absently. "Of course not Tea, I would never! You are very skinny! Like a stick!" -_-''
The girl holding Ryou captive glared, "Are you saying I'm too skinny now??!"
"No!! Please don't hurt me!" Mood swings are scary, Ryou shuddered at the thought.
^_^ Tea smiled and let go of the white-haired albino, she helped dust him off. "Don't worry Ryou, it's alright. Let me help you get to school!" With that she dragged Ryou to school, unaware that Bakura and Malik were following them.
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"Joey Wheeler, HI!" Tea said girlishly, flapping her hand back and forth while fluttering her eyelashes. "It's so good to see you!" She kept her happy grin as she suddenly latched her hands into Joey's uniform front and pulled him to her face. "Why the hell were you guys not waiting for me?? I yelled for you guys to stop!"
Joey sweat dropped and tried to look tough. Inwardly he was shaking like a leaf. She might do something drastic and kick me, Joey thought. "Uh…Uh Tea now calm down. We're s-s-sorry and I promise never to do it again!" he fell to the floor on his hands and knees, "please forgive me, please!"
Grinning in a self-satisfying way, Tea plopped down into a seat of her homeroom. "Don't do it again. Now don't forget these words Joey," She winked rakishly, "Tea rules and Joey drools…like the dog he is!" ^_^---Appreciates Kaiba very much for the doggie comparison.
AUTHORS NOTE: okay this isn't the full chapter because I still am going to add more---once I get struck with a light of inspiration for humor. I've been sorta down the past days and well it really hasn't helped my humorous side---if I have one LOL.
If you have any contributions for something funny/humorous do you think you could put in a review? Or if you want to email me it's at xshinimegamixktx@yahoo.com
Now for those who are really pissed at me for cutting it off like this I added a random insert down there see? -points down-
I thought I should work on writing semi-romance and stuff so I typed it up. I usually do humor or action so I thought I'd try something new. Heheh I hope it doesn't suck too much.
Anzu/Bakura ---I got so used to typing Anzu that when I type her name for this fic I type the wrong one -_-;;;
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"What am I to you?" she asked gently.
His sharp crimson eyes held her in place and it felt as if no matter what, their hold on her would never break. She felt his warm hand slide down her shoulders to run down her spine. Her eyes closed halfway as she felt a shiver of an unknown feeling run through her. For some reason she felt unbearably hot, as if the temperature of the room had shot through the roof. Her eyes fell from his darkening eyes to his lips. They looked so pale and smooth, kissable almost. She wondered how they would feel against her lips, against her skin…
"Anzu…" He whispered against her ear, as one arm cupped her bottom while the other wrapped across her shoulder blades. She could feel her feet leave the ground and she snaked her arms around his neck for support. The way he was holding her made it where she depended on him for stability, whether she fell or not was left to his decision. He was never one to be the dominated, he was the dominator. (pun not intended LOL)
He couldn't push away from her no matter how hard he struggled against it. It made him feel almost vulnerable because of this slip of a girl's unknowing power over him. In his rushing mind, one thought rang true though. She trusted him, fully and wholly without strings attached. His body felt warmer by the second as his eyes scanned over her lowered lids protecting cerulean orbs and down to her pouting lips. "Bakura," her breath misted over his skin like wisps of warmth. She looked so innocent and pure with wide over trusting blue eyes and a sweet smile, the thought of her naivety made him want to groan in frustration. Her fingers stroked the nape of his neck in an almost unconscious seductive motion that made him tighten his grip in his possessive embrace on her.
She belonged to him, and nobody would change it. He wouldn't let anybody change it for the world. "Look at me," he whispered in a hoarse voice. Obediently she complied, cerulean blue eyes that could rival the night sky looked into his, the open look of trust, passion, and desire drew him in deeply. Those pouting sweet lips needed to be punished, he thought madly.
"You're mine." He hissed before crushing his lips to hers, his arm supporting her bottom and weight tightened even more. The length of her body was crushed securely to his and it nearly made him want to moan in sweet agony.
Anzu's blue eyes widened considerably and she gasped. He used it to his advantage and slid his tongue between her lips, letting his tongue caress the depths of her mouth heatedly. Not knowing what to do, Anzu weaved a hand through his pale hair while the other held onto the back of his neck.
Bakura continued to smother her against him, as if they weren't close enough. Taking a few steps he slammed her body against the wall opposing them and let his hand slide down her thighs. Anzu gasped into their kiss again when he did that. He pulled her legs up to wrap around his waist as he continued his assault on Anzu's mouth. He had yet to part from her, and he doubted he would have had they not needed to come up for air.
O.O so much for passion lol I can't get past this. Hehehe
