SEGMENT 3
The conveyor belt moves even faster.
David: Son, I think you need to put a rush into this magic thing.
Max: I can't! It's out of control.
The wand makes magic tricks come to life and Max can't stop it.
Crunch: What kind magician is this?
Wand: A magician who can take you down. (the wand turns him into a chicken) What's the matter, are you chicken.
Crash: Hey, what's going on here? Max, cut it out.
Coco: Huh! Oh no!
The wand lifts Tawna and Coco in the air and the wand turns Pura into a huge tiger.
Coco and Tawna: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!
The wand lifts Crash and places him inside a small bottle.
Crash: Uhhh Need help here.
Max: This is all your fault.
Wand: My fault? No, I'm just trying to make you famous.
Max: Famous Shmamous! You're gonna kill my friends. First I gotta free my dad.
Max grabs the bottle that Crash is in and gives it a whack at the buzz saw and the belt is destroyed and the bottle shatters.
Crash: Thanks buddy!
David: Thanks my son!
Max: Wait a second. This buzz saw is made out of paper. You could have killed my dad.
Wand: Whatever.
Max: Now let my friends go now!
Wand: No, I will not.
Max: You better!
Wand: Not in your life kid! First I gotta make you successful.
Max: You are failing me and I will quit the magic business forever.
Wand: You are now my slave kid!
Max: What!
Wand: You're mine forever.
Max: You're darn terrible!
Wand: That's right kid. You gotta sacrifice your friends for your career.
Max: Who needs a magic career when I got better ideas than just a piece of junk like you?
Wand: Watch it kid.
Max: Shut Up!
(a real magician is at the entrance)
Jim Pennyfield comes to the rescue.
Jim: Stop! That wand causes more trouble than I expected.
Max: Oh Mr. Pennyfield. Thank goodness you're here.
Jim: That wand you have...
Max: Yeah! This wand is the disaster.
Jim: Hey you (points to Crash and whispers in his ear)
Max: Huh!
Jim: Hey, tell them you're bad.
Max: What?
Crash: He said, tell the audience you stink on ice.
Max: Oh yeah! That's right, it will stop the disaster. (clears throat) I AM THE WORST MAGICIAN IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD AND PROUD OF IT.
Wand: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
The magic begins to stop.
Jim: Perform the broken wand.
Max: Ok (breaks the wand using his knees)
Wand: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Everything goes back to normal. The audience leaves the theater.
Jim: Well, I'll see you when I see you.
Everybody looks at Max and Max goes backstage in disgusted.
Crunch: Ha I told you, he's the worst magician.
Coco: Cut it out. You're hurting Max's feelings.
Tawna: Yeah! At least he's trying his very best on becoming a magician.
Crash: She's right. Everybody can become a good magician and some can become a bad magician. He did try his best. Right?
Crunch: Well, It doesn't matter who's right and who's wrong.
Crash: Hey, I'm right. You can't just criticize performers on how bad or good they are. A performer can do their best and Max did his best on becoming a magician.
OUTSIDE THE THEATER
Max is sitting on the staircase. He unties his cape, takes his hat and jacket off. He has his head down and depressed.
Max: (with a low voice) I'm a failure. That wand caused me a lot of trouble and I had a chance to become a successful, now I became the worst magician ever and I'll be the laughing stock in city.
David and Coco come out.
Coco: Do you want us to sit next to you.
Max: Ok!
Coco sits next to Max on his right and David sits next to Max on his left side.
David: Son. I know you feel bad that they don't like your performance.
Max: I know Dad and I almost got my friends killed. It's all my fault.
Coco: (caresses Max's back) No It's not your fault. You put a lot of effort on your performance until that evil magic wand destroyed your chance. I felt bad for you too. But the most important thing you did is that you tried your best.
Max: Huh?
David: She's right Max. I did the same thing when I was about your age.
Max: You did?
David: Yep! Well, not as a magician but as a dancer, I was totally sloppy and I got booed off the stage but I tried my best.
Coco: And another thing. Why don't you try something else besides magic? I've seen you fool around computers. You can try to be a computer wiz just like me.
Max: Well, sweetheart I guess you're right.
David: Go for it my boy.
Max: Thanks dad. This means a lot to me.
Coco: Well, even though nobody liked you as a magician (hugs Max) you are my favorite magician. (kisses Max)
Max: Thanks sweetheart! I feel better now!
Crash, Tawna, and Crunch come outside.
Crash: Are you OK man?
Max: I'm fine.
David: Let's go home.
Max: That's a good idea pops!
Crunch: Now I'll take over as magician.
Crash: (hits Crunch with his elbow) Crunch!!!! You'll hurt his feelings.
Max: Thanks! But I better do other good things besides doing magic.
Tawna: How about ventriloquist?
Max: NO!!!
Crunch: How about juggling.
Max: NAAAA
Crash: How about magic again.
Max: I don't think so!
(All laughing)
THE END
(MADE UP CAST)
Rob Paulsen = Crash Bandicoot
Debi Derryberry = Coco Bandicoot
Jason Marsden = Max Bandicoot
Kath Soucie = Tawna Bancidoot
Kevin M. Richardson = Crunch Bandicoot
Frank Welker = Pura
Jim Cummings = Magic Wand
Jeff Bennett = Jim Pennyfield
David Razowsky = David Bandicoot
The conveyor belt moves even faster.
David: Son, I think you need to put a rush into this magic thing.
Max: I can't! It's out of control.
The wand makes magic tricks come to life and Max can't stop it.
Crunch: What kind magician is this?
Wand: A magician who can take you down. (the wand turns him into a chicken) What's the matter, are you chicken.
Crash: Hey, what's going on here? Max, cut it out.
Coco: Huh! Oh no!
The wand lifts Tawna and Coco in the air and the wand turns Pura into a huge tiger.
Coco and Tawna: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!
The wand lifts Crash and places him inside a small bottle.
Crash: Uhhh Need help here.
Max: This is all your fault.
Wand: My fault? No, I'm just trying to make you famous.
Max: Famous Shmamous! You're gonna kill my friends. First I gotta free my dad.
Max grabs the bottle that Crash is in and gives it a whack at the buzz saw and the belt is destroyed and the bottle shatters.
Crash: Thanks buddy!
David: Thanks my son!
Max: Wait a second. This buzz saw is made out of paper. You could have killed my dad.
Wand: Whatever.
Max: Now let my friends go now!
Wand: No, I will not.
Max: You better!
Wand: Not in your life kid! First I gotta make you successful.
Max: You are failing me and I will quit the magic business forever.
Wand: You are now my slave kid!
Max: What!
Wand: You're mine forever.
Max: You're darn terrible!
Wand: That's right kid. You gotta sacrifice your friends for your career.
Max: Who needs a magic career when I got better ideas than just a piece of junk like you?
Wand: Watch it kid.
Max: Shut Up!
(a real magician is at the entrance)
Jim Pennyfield comes to the rescue.
Jim: Stop! That wand causes more trouble than I expected.
Max: Oh Mr. Pennyfield. Thank goodness you're here.
Jim: That wand you have...
Max: Yeah! This wand is the disaster.
Jim: Hey you (points to Crash and whispers in his ear)
Max: Huh!
Jim: Hey, tell them you're bad.
Max: What?
Crash: He said, tell the audience you stink on ice.
Max: Oh yeah! That's right, it will stop the disaster. (clears throat) I AM THE WORST MAGICIAN IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD AND PROUD OF IT.
Wand: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
The magic begins to stop.
Jim: Perform the broken wand.
Max: Ok (breaks the wand using his knees)
Wand: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Everything goes back to normal. The audience leaves the theater.
Jim: Well, I'll see you when I see you.
Everybody looks at Max and Max goes backstage in disgusted.
Crunch: Ha I told you, he's the worst magician.
Coco: Cut it out. You're hurting Max's feelings.
Tawna: Yeah! At least he's trying his very best on becoming a magician.
Crash: She's right. Everybody can become a good magician and some can become a bad magician. He did try his best. Right?
Crunch: Well, It doesn't matter who's right and who's wrong.
Crash: Hey, I'm right. You can't just criticize performers on how bad or good they are. A performer can do their best and Max did his best on becoming a magician.
OUTSIDE THE THEATER
Max is sitting on the staircase. He unties his cape, takes his hat and jacket off. He has his head down and depressed.
Max: (with a low voice) I'm a failure. That wand caused me a lot of trouble and I had a chance to become a successful, now I became the worst magician ever and I'll be the laughing stock in city.
David and Coco come out.
Coco: Do you want us to sit next to you.
Max: Ok!
Coco sits next to Max on his right and David sits next to Max on his left side.
David: Son. I know you feel bad that they don't like your performance.
Max: I know Dad and I almost got my friends killed. It's all my fault.
Coco: (caresses Max's back) No It's not your fault. You put a lot of effort on your performance until that evil magic wand destroyed your chance. I felt bad for you too. But the most important thing you did is that you tried your best.
Max: Huh?
David: She's right Max. I did the same thing when I was about your age.
Max: You did?
David: Yep! Well, not as a magician but as a dancer, I was totally sloppy and I got booed off the stage but I tried my best.
Coco: And another thing. Why don't you try something else besides magic? I've seen you fool around computers. You can try to be a computer wiz just like me.
Max: Well, sweetheart I guess you're right.
David: Go for it my boy.
Max: Thanks dad. This means a lot to me.
Coco: Well, even though nobody liked you as a magician (hugs Max) you are my favorite magician. (kisses Max)
Max: Thanks sweetheart! I feel better now!
Crash, Tawna, and Crunch come outside.
Crash: Are you OK man?
Max: I'm fine.
David: Let's go home.
Max: That's a good idea pops!
Crunch: Now I'll take over as magician.
Crash: (hits Crunch with his elbow) Crunch!!!! You'll hurt his feelings.
Max: Thanks! But I better do other good things besides doing magic.
Tawna: How about ventriloquist?
Max: NO!!!
Crunch: How about juggling.
Max: NAAAA
Crash: How about magic again.
Max: I don't think so!
(All laughing)
THE END
(MADE UP CAST)
Rob Paulsen = Crash Bandicoot
Debi Derryberry = Coco Bandicoot
Jason Marsden = Max Bandicoot
Kath Soucie = Tawna Bancidoot
Kevin M. Richardson = Crunch Bandicoot
Frank Welker = Pura
Jim Cummings = Magic Wand
Jeff Bennett = Jim Pennyfield
David Razowsky = David Bandicoot
