Draco's Desire
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One day, Draco met Umbridge. She was an old toad-like lady. Just the way Draco liked 'em. Draco was madly in love with her. He didn't mind that she was old enough to be his Grandmother.
When Professor Umbridge or 'Dolores' as he called her in his mind, took Potter and the Weasleys off the Quidditch team, he was certain she did that for him.
Draco kept a diary. He wrote how beautiful Dolores was. He even counted her moles on time in class, all thirty-three of them. When Potter got all those 'detentions' he thought that Dolores was cheating on him even though they weren't dating.
//Dear Diary,
Potter has detentions with MY Dolores. It's not fair. I honestly don't know why she's ignoring the Dark Lord's return. Well, she's still pretty. I counted her moles today. She had thirty-three! Last time I checked, she only had twenty-nine! Wow, my beautiful toad has grown! Potter is an idiot. He takes her for granted. He doesn't deserve her. He's probably making her give him detentions 'cos. he knows I like her. Oh, I have to go. Pansy's looking for me.
Draco//
Draco often has dreams of her. In his dreams, her asks her to marry him. At their wedding, Potter won 'Be A House Elf for A Day'. He made their wedding cake, Dolores' dress, and Draco's tux. They recite vows. After the wedding, they have their honeymoon in Dublin.
One day, Dolores gave him a detention. He got in on purpose. He smelled her garbage-like perfume. He was in Heaven. When he looked at her nasty pointed fingers with nasty ugly rings, he thought of his engagement ring he would give her.
The last time he saw Dolores, she was in the Hospital Wing. Pomfrey told him she was mentally distracted. He gave her some roses he stole from Hagrid's garden.
The End! Pretty sick, huh?
Disclaimer: Do we need one? Well, J. K. Rowling owns them all. You must be really thick to think I created them.
One day, Draco met Umbridge. She was an old toad-like lady. Just the way Draco liked 'em. Draco was madly in love with her. He didn't mind that she was old enough to be his Grandmother.
When Professor Umbridge or 'Dolores' as he called her in his mind, took Potter and the Weasleys off the Quidditch team, he was certain she did that for him.
Draco kept a diary. He wrote how beautiful Dolores was. He even counted her moles on time in class, all thirty-three of them. When Potter got all those 'detentions' he thought that Dolores was cheating on him even though they weren't dating.
//Dear Diary,
Potter has detentions with MY Dolores. It's not fair. I honestly don't know why she's ignoring the Dark Lord's return. Well, she's still pretty. I counted her moles today. She had thirty-three! Last time I checked, she only had twenty-nine! Wow, my beautiful toad has grown! Potter is an idiot. He takes her for granted. He doesn't deserve her. He's probably making her give him detentions 'cos. he knows I like her. Oh, I have to go. Pansy's looking for me.
Draco//
Draco often has dreams of her. In his dreams, her asks her to marry him. At their wedding, Potter won 'Be A House Elf for A Day'. He made their wedding cake, Dolores' dress, and Draco's tux. They recite vows. After the wedding, they have their honeymoon in Dublin.
One day, Dolores gave him a detention. He got in on purpose. He smelled her garbage-like perfume. He was in Heaven. When he looked at her nasty pointed fingers with nasty ugly rings, he thought of his engagement ring he would give her.
The last time he saw Dolores, she was in the Hospital Wing. Pomfrey told him she was mentally distracted. He gave her some roses he stole from Hagrid's garden.
The End! Pretty sick, huh?
