Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters included in this fanfiction.
Author's Notes: This is a funny one-shot fic about when the Kenshin-gumi own a news station. This is what I think it would be like.
The Kenshin-gumi News at 5:00
By: Emilee
"Welcome to The Kenshin-gumi News at 5:00. I am Kenshin Himura and this is Kaoru Kamiya. Our special guest will be Makoto ShiShio, Saitoh Hajime will be doing the weather, and Sanosuke Sagara will be doing sports."
"In Yokohama, which is still at war, an amazing event took place there yesterday evening. A huge fire broke out there and did 40 yens worth of improvements. Yahiko Myojin is in Yokohama live to tell us the story." Kenshin said turning to the screen Yahiko was being shown on.
"Investigators are looking st the city for evidence of who or what had caused this fire. Local people are complaining about them looking because it did the city some good. As you can see behind me that the buildings are spotless and clean." Yahiko said.
"Thank you Yahiko. In other news, a new world record was broken yesterday by Hiko Seujiro. He broke the record for drinking the most sake in 2 hours. It is said that he drank 40 cases in 2 hours and he has a horrible hangover." Kaoru said.
"Now we will join our special guest Makoto ShiShio. Who will talk to us about ancient Egypt. Now ShiShio how did they perform mumifacation back then?"Kenshin asked.
"Well, I have had that experience before and it is not pretty. First they burn you and than they rap you in all this cloth and...."
"I don't think that is how it works exactly."Kenshin said interupting ShiShio.
"Are you calling me a liar Battousai? If I wanted to I could kill you right now." ShiShio drew his sword and security came and took him away.
"Alright now we will go over to Saitoh Hajime with the weather."Kaoru said.
"Ahem, today there will be rain and thunder and what ever else is in a thunder storm. Now for the seven day planner. It will be raining and finally the sun will be blocked out forever and we will all die."
A sweat drop forms on everyone as they stare at Saitoh.
"That is not right Saitoh. Now do it right."Kenshin said angrily.
"WHY AM I HERE ANYWAY! I HAVE BETTER THINGS TO DO!" Saitoh said storming out of the studio.
"Okay, here is Sanosuke with sports."
There was no answer, so they looked over to his screen. There was a sign that read: Out for lunch at the Akabeko. Eating everything. Be back in 1 hour.
"We can't wait that long. I guess we can just skip him."Kenshin said.
"Join us next time on the Kenshin-gumi news at 5:00. Goodbye."Kaoru said waving goodbye.
~*~THE END~*~
Author's Notes: Okay, that was one of my strangest fics that I have ever written. Please review!!!
Author's Notes: This is a funny one-shot fic about when the Kenshin-gumi own a news station. This is what I think it would be like.
The Kenshin-gumi News at 5:00
By: Emilee
"Welcome to The Kenshin-gumi News at 5:00. I am Kenshin Himura and this is Kaoru Kamiya. Our special guest will be Makoto ShiShio, Saitoh Hajime will be doing the weather, and Sanosuke Sagara will be doing sports."
"In Yokohama, which is still at war, an amazing event took place there yesterday evening. A huge fire broke out there and did 40 yens worth of improvements. Yahiko Myojin is in Yokohama live to tell us the story." Kenshin said turning to the screen Yahiko was being shown on.
"Investigators are looking st the city for evidence of who or what had caused this fire. Local people are complaining about them looking because it did the city some good. As you can see behind me that the buildings are spotless and clean." Yahiko said.
"Thank you Yahiko. In other news, a new world record was broken yesterday by Hiko Seujiro. He broke the record for drinking the most sake in 2 hours. It is said that he drank 40 cases in 2 hours and he has a horrible hangover." Kaoru said.
"Now we will join our special guest Makoto ShiShio. Who will talk to us about ancient Egypt. Now ShiShio how did they perform mumifacation back then?"Kenshin asked.
"Well, I have had that experience before and it is not pretty. First they burn you and than they rap you in all this cloth and...."
"I don't think that is how it works exactly."Kenshin said interupting ShiShio.
"Are you calling me a liar Battousai? If I wanted to I could kill you right now." ShiShio drew his sword and security came and took him away.
"Alright now we will go over to Saitoh Hajime with the weather."Kaoru said.
"Ahem, today there will be rain and thunder and what ever else is in a thunder storm. Now for the seven day planner. It will be raining and finally the sun will be blocked out forever and we will all die."
A sweat drop forms on everyone as they stare at Saitoh.
"That is not right Saitoh. Now do it right."Kenshin said angrily.
"WHY AM I HERE ANYWAY! I HAVE BETTER THINGS TO DO!" Saitoh said storming out of the studio.
"Okay, here is Sanosuke with sports."
There was no answer, so they looked over to his screen. There was a sign that read: Out for lunch at the Akabeko. Eating everything. Be back in 1 hour.
"We can't wait that long. I guess we can just skip him."Kenshin said.
"Join us next time on the Kenshin-gumi news at 5:00. Goodbye."Kaoru said waving goodbye.
~*~THE END~*~
Author's Notes: Okay, that was one of my strangest fics that I have ever written. Please review!!!
