Kelia: Ok! So I saw that whenever I made thoughts the italics doesn't work. So instead thoughts will start and end with the ~ sign. Now! On with the show! Err. Story.

Jareth sat on his throne and thought about the previous day. ~God! She's beautiful. I wish she would be my Queen. But she would never accept MY proposal. She hates me. Well at least I think she does~ His waist was burning were she put her arms. He had never been held that tenderly and he liked the feeling. Especially from Sarah. He got up and walked to her room in hopes of getting another hug. Or better yet a kiss. He knocked on her door. ~Wait a second! Its two in the morning! She'll be furious! ~ When she didn't come to the door he pushed it open. It was a mess. He gasped and began yelling to goblins to search the Labyrinth for her.

"Let me go you big idiot!" Sarah yelled as a large man carried her in a bag. She kicked and screamed but no one had come. He came and got her during the night and surprised her while she was thinking about what she was going to do the next day. The man was the same size as Jareth but he had short brown hair. His eyes were a dark, dark green almost as though they were black holes.

"Oh no my dear. I can't let a human go. That would be against the rules." His voice was smooth and soft. Almost as if it were gliding above a lake looking for its prey.

"What rules?"

"I am an officer that keeps the peace in this world. I must take and eliminate any disruptions caused in this world."

"But Jareth brought me here! He said that I was safe in his kingdom." The man stopped and dropped the bag in surprise.

"He brought you? But why? How?" She explained how Jareth system worked and the man sat dumbfounded. "Well that proves me wrong. My name is Buato."

Sarah held back a laugh. The name sounded rather funny to her. "I'm Sarah. It's nice to meet you." She held out her hand.

"Huh?"

"It's a greeting ritual. When someone meets another in my world, we shake hands." He took her hand and shook.

"Where I come from we have a much different greeting. Stand up" She stood and so did he. Suddenly he grabbed her by the waist and pulled her close. He said something in another language but she didn't know what it meant. He leaned in and kissed her passionately. They pulled apart and Sarah stood stunned. Suddenly a whirl of black cloth separated her from him and when it was gone she saw Buato on the ground, mouth bleeding.

"That must have been a powerful kiss Sarah. I do hope you enjoyed it." Jareth stood towering over her.

"Wait! It's not what it looks like Jareth! He was -"

"Oh don't worry, I know perfectly well what he was doing. Showing his greeting? There is no such greeting as that. And that word he said was a spell. You are now bound to him until you find another and" he cleared his throat and glanced at the man. "Interact with him. But just a kiss."

"You. You want that kiss don't you?" She teased and stepped closer.

"That's preposterous Sarah! Didn't I say that I have no feelings for you?"

"You know Goblin kings can lie right?" She laughed. He had taken a step back when she stepped forward. She tried to step closer but she was stopped by a chain on her foot. It was connected to the unconscious mans leg.

"Sarah I told you, you were bound to him. So unbelieving. I guess we can just sit here until you decide which goblin you wish to kiss." She stared at him in disbelief.

"I would much rather stay with this man than kiss one of those ugly creatures."

"Well then your only choice is me." Sarah sat down and thought. "And it won't work unless it's unplanned." He sat down next to her and imitated her thinking.

"Well I guess I could.No that wouldn't work you would just." He looked her while she was thinking. ~She's concentrating very hard.~ Jareth grabbed Sarah and put her across his knees and kissed her. Sarah was surprised. No doubt about that. Jareth let her up and the chain disappeared.

"Well it seemed to have worked." Jareth was panting a bit but Sarah just sat a little confused.

"Hey! Why did you do that?" Jareth turned and looked annoyed.

"Well you weren't getting anywhere sitting here and thinking and besides the man was going to wake up soon."

"Well, just so you know there was no romance in that kiss."

"Don't think there was any here." They sat back to back in silence until the man woke up. He touched his lip where he was bleeding.

"What? Jareth you didn't have to hit me! I would have let her go if you had just asked!"

"Not after that kiss you gave her. She was bound to you."

"Does your incompetence know no bounds? If she had kissed ano-" He was cut off when he realized she wasn't chained to him. He grinned mischievously. "The Goblin King? In love?"

"No!" Jareth stood up. "I am not in love with Lady Sarah and I will not ever be in love with her! Sarah let's go." Sarah was blushing profusely and stood up.

"It was semi-nice to meet you Buato. Good bye." Jareth grabbed her hand in rage and disappeared.

Back at the palace Jareth was mumbling to himself about how stupid love was and how he would someday make it illegal. "Sir, you can't make love illegal." Said Claireece.

"Yes I know I'm just trying to get my feelings out." He sat by Sarah's bed waiting for her to wake up so they would eat together. ~She is impossible. So impolite. ~ He watched as she turned in her bed. "Wake up Sarah. How long can you sleep?"

"A damn long time that's for sure." He smiled.

"Come I have another present for you."

"Another? Don't you think that's a little overboard on giving?"

"I want to apologize for last night." Sarah turned a faint pink and got up.

"You better." He laughed and got up.

"Go ahead and get dressed."

Sarah stood in front of Claireece as she pinned a dress Sarah was wearing. Sarah was being fitted for another dress so she could be ready for The Kings present. "I don't see why I need a new dress. I probably have millions. I don't even know where their coming from!"

"My Lady that's for us to know. Now take it off and we'll sew it." Sarah carefully took it off and was pricked by a pin.

"Ouch!" She said and she wiped the blood from her face

"Let me see it." Jareth stood at the doorway.

"No! and why are you here? This is all I have on!" She immediately got on the bed and covered her small nightgown.

"It's not like I haven't seen you in it." He grinned evilly. "That was fun wasn't it?" He sat on the bed and took her face in his hands.

"What are you going to do, kiss it better?"

"I can if you want me to." He turned her head and leaned in.

"Wait a second! I was joking." He shrugged and healed it with his hand. She pulled away, staring at him with no emotions in her face.

"What?" He asked.

"Nothing. Now you need to leave so I can get dressed."

"I daresay I don't have to do anything you tell me to." She glared and got up.

"Fine I'll change in your room." Jareth blocked the doorway.

"You win. I'll leave." ~Huh that's weird. He usually wouldn't have cared~

Kelia: What's the surprise? Find out on the next episode of ~echo voice~ DRAGONBALL Z! I meant Labyrinth! It just doesn't sound good. Try it! READ AND REVIEW OR BE EATEN BY NAKED MOLE RATS!!! (The mole rats are mine don't steal them)