Chapter 4: Mysterious, Randomness, and Supidness

Author: Once again thank you for reading this far! Please feel free to send me reviews! ^-^

Vegeta: Can't you think a better name for this chapter?

Author: How about Vegeta's Bird Nest Hair.

Vegeta: Never mind ­­

Bird: Tweet!

Vegeta: I will burn you in hell!

Bird: tweet!

Vegeta: ­­

Author: okay… Back to the story…{O.O}

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Omochao: We are waiting for the next arrival!

Shadow: wow…­­

Dragon: YAY!

Big: dahhh… what did you say?

Janelle: ­­

Shadow: This is down right boring…­­

Omochao: This isn't Hell!

Janelle: Don't you get what Shadow says?

Omochao: Maybe, do you?

Janelle: lov-… I mean yea!

Vegeta: Stupid bird doesn't get out of my hair!

Goku: well according to this, its not mating season yet!

Everyone: {O.O}

Vegeta: what in blazes are you talking about?

Omochao: I don't know what you're talking about, but I love eggs!

Vegeta: ­­

Janelle: Hey! Somebody is coming!

Matt: (Skip, Skip)

Author: ok ok a guy is not suppose to skip, but I made him skip because … because…I want him to! Back to the story…­­ And just to let you know Matt is a navy colored echidna. Back to the fanfic! ^-^

Everyone: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!

********Everyone goes to the corner of the Chao Garden, terrified {O.O}**********

Dragon: Giga Gasp! ::Inhales:: Gasp!

Matt: (has a stupid annoying red folder and starts hitting Janelle)

Janelle: STOP! OW!

Dragon: he is using his piko piko hammer! ( Flicks Janelle's ear)

Janelle: STOP IT GOD DAMN IT!  

Vegeta: Hey That's my line!

Goku: NO, its you line Vegeta.

Vegeta: that's what I said!

Goku: oh…

Shadow: Matt do you love Dragon?

Matt: Hell NO!

Dragon: I'm the…. I forgot…

Omochao: I love eggs!

Dragon: I'm an orange echidna!

Janelle: Shadow… i…

Shadow: ???

Janelle: I think Omochao is an idiot…

Shadow: drrr yea he is probley more than an idiot!

Omochao: Everybody! Give me an H!

Everyone: H!

Omochao: give me an OM!

Everyone: OM

Omochao: give me an OS!

Everyone: OS!

Omochao: give me an EXU!

Everyone: EXU!

Omochao: Give me an AL!

Everyone: AL!

Omochao: and what does that spell? ^-^

Goku: (the only one to Yell out) HOMOSEXUAL!

Janelle: ok that is just wrong!

Vegeta: I have white stuff on my hair!

Omochao: that is called Poop!

Vegeta: then what is that brown stuff?

Goku: OOPS, where's the bathroom?

Vegeta: (Turns red steam)

Dragon: Hey Veggie, does your face hurt?

Vegeta: WHY YOU!

Dragon: (hides behind Goku)

Goku: I'm now an object…

Omochao: What Object?

Matt: (Tries hitting Janelle with the folder)

Janelle: STOP!

Shadow: Why do you so that Matt?

Matt: How the hell should I know?

Omochao: Somebody's jealous…

Shadow: -O.O- SHUT UP!

Omochao: So how it there Matt?

Matt: huh?

Omochao: you know, Hell?

Matt: Oh its fine…wait…what?

Vegeta: My Hair!

Dragon: Janelle's hair never grows!  ^-^

Janelle: I have fur…

Dragon: Honor the Chao! ^-^

Omochao: Why don't you cut it off Veggie?

Vegeta: it doesn't grow back.

Dragon: just like Janelle!

Janelle: once again, I'm a hedgehog I have fur, not hair!

Goku: When I was sleeping upside down, I woke up and saw Veggie.

Shadow: Then?

Goku: I thought it was Pubic Hair! ^-^

********Everyone backs away from Goku******** {O.O}

Vegeta: Stop watching TV late at noght!

Goku: All I can see is your hair.

Vegeta: you mean you watch…

Goku: yup! ^-^

Vegeta: You disgusting pig!

Goku: Oink?

Omochao: Goku, are you straight?

Goku: Maybe… just maybe…

Omochao: {o.o}!

Dragon: Matt! I mean Amy!

Matt: What?

Omochao: HIT ME!

Janelle: ewww

Matt: ???

Dragon: HI!

Janelle: well I- (matt hits janelle with annoying folder) STOP IT!

Omochao: This is Janelle's theme song, " Hit me baby one more time!"

Janelle: errrr

Dragon: Yea to Bulma!

Vegeta: Hey!

Dragon: That's Janelle's Boyfriend, Joseph. I call him Bulma.

Janelle: He is not my boyfriend!

Shadow: ??????

Janelle: (stares at Shadow)

Shadow: What? –O.O-

Matt: (hits Janelle with folder)

Janelle: SHIT! STOP HITTING THE CRAP OUTTA ME!

Omochao: Cursing is never the answer! I like eggs!

Everyone: what is up with eggs?!

Omochao: I don't know! ::Inhales:: I like eggs!

Janelle: This is all staged!

Dragon: You can tell!

Shadow: Janelle… I…

Janelle:??

Shadow: I'm the ultimate life form!

Janelle: ­­ I know…

Omochao: Janelle he wanted to say I love you!

Shadow: yeaaa---- I mean NO! ::Blush:: -O.O-

Matt: ???

Omochao: Welcome Matt! ^-^

Janelle: Hey! That's my line!

Vegeta: there must be a secret to my balls. I mean DragonBalls!

Goku: their Hairy?

Vegeta: yea- NO!

Omochao: You shave?

Vegeta: you guy's have sick minds you know that?

Omochao: well thank you! ^-^

Vegeta: ­­

What will ever happen next? Will Vegeta get over his life? Find out in chapter 5! Vegeta, and the bird.

Vegata: This bird will burn to hell!

Shadow: Why don't you burn yourself with it? The world will be happy without you­­

Vegeta: why you…

Shadow: It sucks to be you….

Vegeta: Screw you!

Shadow: why don't you screw Bulma for a change?

Vegeta: (walks away)

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