Just another stupid disclaimer: if I was either: a) Weird Al or b) Rumiko Takahashi for even just a day I would 1) make the entire fan fiction world bow to my feet 2) sue a mess of people and then drop the charges for no reason and then 3) eat chocolate- covered, cheese- dipped edibles until my gut exploded. As I cannot, I can only be satisfied in knowing that I own this songfic. Thank you.

Inuyasha Series Parody

It's been one week since we got to see
Half demon lovers and lechers that plan to marry
Five days since they had the show
Where Inuyasha tried to kill Hojo
Three days since we heard the tale
About the girl who went to a time without email
Yesterday it occurred to me
That I've been watchin' a bit too much Inuyasha

Holy cow, d'you see it last week?
Well, they had this one freak
He's totally into lechery
Do you recall when the brawl
Became a total free-for-all
And Kagome's in the middle tryin' to be the ref'ree

Hey, see girl with the jewel
It's a tool to get Inuyasha to turn all demon (or will he?)
It's because of his human mother
Now here comes Inuyasha's next fighting guest
And it's a slugfest
'Cause it's his high- class brother

When the show gets back on track
It'll be like "When Animals Attack"
They all exhibit reprehensible behavior
Hit 'em in the nose, tear off their clothes
Step on their toes, that's how it goes
They get so violent they have to have a disclaimer

They're always swearin', cursin', kickin' butt, and pointin' blame
On the air? They don't care, they've got no shame
There was when Inuyasha I'm sure felt it was a strange situation
When he found out that his girlfriend had a reincarnation
They have a tendency to scream and yell constantly
They have a history of ripping off their shirts

It's been one week since they had the fight
With the freak bug and the crow filled with light
Five days since that awful brawl
They still haven't got the blood off the wall
It's been three days since the bitter feud
Between Inuyasha and a girl who was almost nude
Yesterday, it finally dawned on me
I'm spendin' way too much time on that Inuyasha

Miroku: Inu, I've been trying to sleep with your sister
Inuyasha: Oh? Well, I don't have one!
Miroku: Oh man- was that your brother?
Inuyasha: Oh! Well, yeah!
Sango: Yah? Well, well than I did that too, Miroku!
Miroku: Oh!
Kouga: And I've been trying to sleep with your wo-man!
Inuyasha: Kouga, you bitch!
Kouga: Well, I'm also sleeping with your brother!
Inuyasha: That goat of a brother doesn't love you!

Once you start watchin', there's just no stoppin'
Your brain shuts down, then your IQ's droppin'
Inu's the king of confrontation
He's a sensation
He puts the 'sin' in syndication
He's totally worthless, like a bad check
He's like a train wreck
Don't wanna stare but you can't look away
Like Yu-Yu Hakasho he does fighting shows
But with more weirdos
The ratings jumpin' higher everyday
If you've seen the show, well then you know
He's just as low as you can go
Some of the guests are tacky and they're lacking in their hygiene (it's the feudal era, duh!)
And pretty soon some ugly goon (mainly Inuyasha)
Comes in the room and then it's BOOM
In the face of some unsuspecting oni

Well it's the kind of show where people scream obscenities
Yankin' hair, throwin' chairs at their beaus
"Inuyasha SIT!" Now the crowd starts their favorite chant
Should I turn off my TV? I just can't
I have a tendency to watch it religiously
I have a history of taping each one

It's been one week since the show about
Hanyous with problems they should work out
Five days since the big surprise
When we find out the enemy is some guy in disguise
Three days since he stewed
A bunch of evil Youkai who got turned into dog food
Yesterday, it occurred to me
That I've been watchin' a bit too much Inuyasha
Tired of wastin' my time on that Inuyasha
I've got way too much class to watch Inuyasha
Come over here and read all his manga...
Come over here and read all his manga...

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Originally Jerry Springer by Al Yankovic

Thanks to Megs-chan and NeoRobin-sama and Weird Al (just cause...)