Disclaimer: Dog Ears- I can see it's a miracle!
Lee- my Ears don't hurt anymore yeah!
Dog Ears- you know the only bad thing
Lee- what?
Dog Ears- chiggers!
Lee- you had to remind me *starts scratching her foot*
Dog Ears- *starts scratching too *
Poison claws- I don't know if some of the reviewers even know what cigars are
Red Shadow- you would have to live in the country to know what they are
Poison claws- well I'll give you the scoop they are tiny little reddish yellow bugs that bury themselves in...
Red Shadow- your skin and they make you scratch so they can drink your blood *red shadow is trying to scare people but it is true*
Poison claws- well any ways do wanna hear a redneck joke
Lee- why now it probably has nothing to do with our situation
Poison claws- it has every thing to do with your situation. You know you're a red neck if you put nail polish on your chigger bites
Everyone- *falls down anime style*
Dog Ears- are you calling us a redneck
Lee- calm down dog Ears are you forgetting we are rednecks in a way see everyone see the pretty chigger bites *Lee showed her right foot that had five bites on it and the way they were it looked like she had an ankle bracelet*
Poison claws- yeah and if any one want too know the color its by Revlon tidal wave 370
Dog Ears- we don't own Inuyasha and hurry up before they try and make this disclaimer any longer...
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Lee and Inuyasha entered the field and Lee slammed on the brakes so hard Inuyasha almost flew over her head.
Lee started to growl and she snarled her nose. Inuyasha had no Idea why she was doing this then he looked over her head and he saw the dog Demon form of Sesshomaru with his new arm, which he got from a Grey.
(The Language coming up is dog demon just translated for your pleasure so you don't have to read bark bark woof howl)
"I guess he came looking for a dogfight." Lee growled
"Inuyasha stay out of this!" Sesshomaru snapped "I heard there was a black dog demon that wasn't registered in the western land and I heard a rumor that was going around about something it had." Sesshomaru literally barked.
"Oh are we in your territory must have slipped our minds." Lee snorted "Inuyasha hop off for now."
"Inuyasha have you finally ditched the human for this bitch." Sesshomaru cooed.
Lee gagged that was just sick she didn't go to family reunions looking for a boyfriend. Inuyasha was about to charge Sesshomaru tetsueiga drawn but Lee stuck her paw in his way.
"Are you here to fight or just to get me ticked off?" Lee growled
"Whichever one comes first." Sesshomaru barked
Lee had had enough talking so she got in fighting stance (exactly like the play stance except the growling and snarling is fiercer.) Sesshomaru got in fighting stance himself.
They stared at each other fire in their eyes for two seconds then they both charged they reared up on their hind Legs biting and scratching each other.
Lee bit Sesshomaru's Ear making it bled all over his silver hair.
Sesshomaru scratched Lee's muzzle creating three deep gashes in her nose. He then used his other paw and threw her to the ground.
Lee lay still for a few seconds waiting for the right time to attack.
"If you're this weak then why was something so powerful entrusted to you."
"The gods believe in my power." Lee jumped up and grabbed Sesshomaru's right Leg and yanked him off the ground with such force that it lifted her up by the jaw but her hind Legs were still on the ground.
Lee flipped Sesshomaru around and brought him slamming into the ground on his back. The force that Sesshomaru Landed with shook the ground hard and he let out a howl of pain.
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Back at the village where the others were they just got finished burying the bodies.
"When are those going to be back its lunchtime already?" Kagome started rummaging through her pack for something to eat.
"Don't worry about them Inuyasha might not be able to take care of himself but Lee can keep him under check." Shippo said bringing wood for the fire.
"Don't worry too much over it they are probably coming back right now." Sango was trying to reassure Kagome. Then all of a sudden the ground started to shake very hard and they heard a howl.
"That wasn't Lee." Miroku picked himself off the ground
" It... It sounded like Sesshomaru. In... In his dog form." Kagome's face paled.
Kilala transformed and Miroku and Sango climbed on her back. Kagome of course jumped on the Raptor and started it up and headed in the direction they heard the howl.
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Sesshomaru slowly stood up his back was now sore. He charged Lee and smacked her head with his paw.
Lee bared her fangs and slammed her paw a crossed his muzzle making a dirt spot (her paws were covered in dirt after digging for a while back at the village.)
Sesshomaru staggered backward "why don't you just hand it over like a good mutt."
"I'm a mutt and proud of it but I will never hand it over." Lee licked the blood off her Lip from Sesshomaru's last attack.
"Well it seems we will have to settle this the old fashion way."
"I guess we will." They started in on the attack again.
At that moment Sango and Miroku Landed on Kilala's back and then Kagome and shippo arrived on the Raptor.
(Only what Lee and Sesshomaru say will still be translated the rest is normal English)
"Why are they fighting? Is Sesshomaru after the sword again" Miroku was the first to ask what was on everyone's minds.
" No he's not after the sword he is here for Lee. He had got word of an unregistered dog demon." Inuyasha was really not paying attention to them but he answered their questions.
"Well that doesn't tell us why they are fighting." Kagome was getting irritated that Inuyasha wasn't even looking at them.
"That I don't know." Inuyasha was following Lee and Sesshomaru's every movement.
Lee Leaped toward Sesshomaru and did a 180-degree turn in mid air, she then used her Hind legs and pushed of Sesshomaru hitting him in the back (she practically double kicked him.)
"You'll never get the jewel!" Lee growled
"And your supposed to stop me" Sesshomaru the poodle snapped
"You have only seen half my power I have." Lee's eyes turned a dark blue color and a vortex of the same color engulfed her as she powered up.
Sesshomaru started to power up to he got engulfed in a acid green but before he had enough power to block Lee's attack Lee charged and started clawing at his face.
Lee threw him away a good 30yds. Lee got back into attack stance but she didn't aim to attack instead of her attacking the wind started to blow not hard at first but when she let out an earsplitting roar. ..The wind started up in an instant and it felt like to Sesshomaru he was standing in a typhoon.
Lee would have had him if Sesshomaru's sword hadn't of chosen that time to get him out of there.
Lee's energy slowly died out and so did the wind. Lee was too tired to do anything but she gathered what energy she had Left and shrunk herself into a smaller dog (about the size of a Labrador) and collapsed the last thing she saw before she passed out was everyone running to her.
"Man who knew she had that much power?" Miroku was surprised he knew she was strong but he knew it took a lot of concentration to control the wind.
'You can tell she is Koga's daughter.' Inuyasha sighed mentally he then picked her up gently
"We'll have to go to Kaede for help with his injuries since he is stuck in this form until he wakes up." Kaede had taught Kagome some stuff but she didn't know how to heal a dog.
"Do you want Kilala to carry him?" Sango asked
"Nah I got her." And with that they all headed back for the village.
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Dog Ears- ok so this one is longer sorry if it made you mad but well I can't get on the internet for a knew reason we put the horses in the field with the shortest fence
Lee- bad Idea Millie had already proven she can jump an electric fence that is about five feet high and now we go and put her in a three foot two wire fence how dense can parents be
Dog Ears- well I think dad yesterday was being selfish
Lee- our eyes were stinging our ears were killing us and we were still wearing wet clothes
Dog Ears- and all he wanted was for us to go to one of his friend's house and party
Lee- we stayed in the car as long as we could until they made us get out.
Dog Ears- hey wait this isn't the place for complaining to all the innocent readers so any ways
Lee- Hillary and Divine-heart we need to hear from you
Dog Ears- review and make us happy
