Chapter 2
Today is - as usual - the same crapload of homework.
Why do they always insist upon having me check over their work? Gods! They can't be that stupid, can they.I think I'll keep that one rhetorical.
Anyways, back on to a more important topic.does anyone know about Draco Malfoy and why he's such a git?
He says that he's a Death Eater and yadda, yadda, yadda. Yeah, we all know the story of his life.
Poor daddy and Tom Riddle - that moronic little man who thinks that he'll have world domination .yeah, dream on, buddy!
You're not the only one who thinks that he can take over the world; it's every kid's dream!
Back to the "story", he's basically like Mini-Voldemort. Except that he could think for himself, but I guess he doesn't because he's too damn afraid to ask for help. Guess I could try to help him. Ah, what the hell!
"Yo, Draco! Yeah, look in front of you. Yes, yes, yes.Please don't speak. I know what you're going to say; Mudblood, what do you want? Couldn't get enough of me?
"Anywho- Hey! Don't start humming! Fine, whatever.don't come back here bragging about your freakin' tattoo when you get it!
"I know more about you than most of these fools are willing to bet their asses on!
"No! Bad Draco! Not cool!" Great! And this is where he's about to drop me on my-
"Oomph! Great, thanks for dropping me on my butt!" Evil dork.
"Hey! Come back here! Fine then! I won't help you!
"Stupid doosh-monkey."
Today is - as usual - the same crapload of homework.
Why do they always insist upon having me check over their work? Gods! They can't be that stupid, can they.I think I'll keep that one rhetorical.
Anyways, back on to a more important topic.does anyone know about Draco Malfoy and why he's such a git?
He says that he's a Death Eater and yadda, yadda, yadda. Yeah, we all know the story of his life.
Poor daddy and Tom Riddle - that moronic little man who thinks that he'll have world domination .yeah, dream on, buddy!
You're not the only one who thinks that he can take over the world; it's every kid's dream!
Back to the "story", he's basically like Mini-Voldemort. Except that he could think for himself, but I guess he doesn't because he's too damn afraid to ask for help. Guess I could try to help him. Ah, what the hell!
"Yo, Draco! Yeah, look in front of you. Yes, yes, yes.Please don't speak. I know what you're going to say; Mudblood, what do you want? Couldn't get enough of me?
"Anywho- Hey! Don't start humming! Fine, whatever.don't come back here bragging about your freakin' tattoo when you get it!
"I know more about you than most of these fools are willing to bet their asses on!
"No! Bad Draco! Not cool!" Great! And this is where he's about to drop me on my-
"Oomph! Great, thanks for dropping me on my butt!" Evil dork.
"Hey! Come back here! Fine then! I won't help you!
"Stupid doosh-monkey."
