LOL, I felt it was about time to publicize my work I made for my best friend
Vanessa, LMAO! I hope noone we know reads this LOL!
Just to keep you informed, if you don't get any of the jokes/storyline, I'll
inform you of what they mostly refer to
1.Dbz - Vanessa loves Goten/ks to death
2.Dbz - I love Vejiita & Trunks to death
3.Us - Both me & Vanessa are really stupid hyper idiots when combined
4.Us - I emphasize on the us being very stupid part
5.Us - We have this really retarded friend called Anthony, he's in
a wheelybin (our word for wheelchair) He is very obsessed with kink and
the like, so there might be some refferences to kink, also we joke about
his "secret lover" alot..just wait, youll see. LOL! (He's the one
Vanessa is referring to with "You remind me of someone" incase you hadn't noticed ^.~)
5a.On a second note about this guy, we think he is TOTALLY EW!!! And like..
we'd rather.. well, youll see in the end what I was about to say lol!
6.Us- Saying "Hercule loves you" Is a VERY EXTREMELY big insult in our perspective.
7.DBZ - Both me and vanessa really hate the new 17 yo gohan (Pre Mystic)
We think he is a COMPLETE nerd and a disgrace.. as vejiita said "he's not even
half the strength he was when he fought cell!" so this will make fun of him a bit.
7a.DBZ - On another note, we also hate chichi for what she did to gohan,
she is the sole creator of "Nerd Gohan" So we hate her for what she did
to that cute SSJ2 in the Cell Games.
8.DBZ - Gokuu is stupid.. I like to emphasize the wholeness of stupidity that is Gokuu.
9.There IS a bit of homosexuality tinge in this story LMAO - just a tinge. You might notice
it, ESPECIALLY AT THE END..
10.DBZ - I'm a bit mean 2 poor buruma writing in this one, seeing as I'm in it and all
Don't get me wrong, I love bulma. But I cant stand the thought of her n Vejiita
if I'm on the scene LOL!
11.There is a bit of a joke about "baking cakes" so just uhm, think of it
in *another* cotext if you don't get it..lol.
12.Us - Serena & Vanessa have little to NO sex lives at all in the real world, but in
this story, THEY DO LOL!!!
13.US - I like to make us, particularly Vanessa look like complete HOE's but youll
see a remark I made in the story about this lol.
14.DBZ - There is a bit of sarcasm on the dbz story in general about certain elements.
15.CCS - here is alot (particularly in the end) of reference to Card Captor Sakura
(american cardcaptors) Vanessa & myself both laugh about it alot. I'll tell you
if you dont know. Well, in the last movie of CCS, It took Sakura the wHOLE movie
to tell Li she loved him.. & in the end..they hugged. & IT's funny in the way
that that's all they did.. No kiss, No Sex, Just HUG. So we always made fun of
CCS saying stuff like this "Vanessa.. I love you..ever since I stole those
cards from you..(when Li tried to steal sakuras cards in the series).. I thought
you were my enemy..but really.. I came to love you..HUG ME! then we'll kiss in 10
years...and maybe marry in 50... *hugz*" yeh that sort of thing is what we joked
about, just so you get what I was joking about in the story when you come to it.
16.SM - When ...the thing.. arrives with the big gun, the description of his
arrival is reffering to "Tuxedo Mask" off Sailormoon. In this case - tuxedo
anthony.. x.x
17. Blink 182 - The gun name is kind of a pun about one of their songs
~*~*~Warning, there ARE sexual references, but don't worry kids, nothing
TOO graphical ^.~
WARNING 2: THERE IS EXPLICIT LANGUAGE IN THIS STORY~*~*~
Note:I wrote this AGES ago! It was only made for my friend so I didn't really
put TOO much effort into detail, proper spelling, grammar, so if you see mistakes
they are probably intentionally there because of my laziness, although I have
gone through it (right now anyways) quickly to try pick up anything too horrible.
2nd Note: I call Supreme Kai Skank because his initials are SK and the first
word I thought of was SKANK, so there you have it.
Okay, I'll shutup about the whole getting-what-the-story-means
I'm just trying 2 get you to understand why I wrote it
It was for fun, and it included elements me and vanessa talk about sumtimes(like above) for
what you may or may not understand in the story..
I think I've covered everything..
Have Fun Reading my sad attempt at humor..well I think it's funny, and I laugh whenever
I read this story - maybe it's coz I know what it all means..lol
Cheers
Schala Angel
Vanessa, LMAO! I hope noone we know reads this LOL!
Just to keep you informed, if you don't get any of the jokes/storyline, I'll
inform you of what they mostly refer to
1.Dbz - Vanessa loves Goten/ks to death
2.Dbz - I love Vejiita & Trunks to death
3.Us - Both me & Vanessa are really stupid hyper idiots when combined
4.Us - I emphasize on the us being very stupid part
5.Us - We have this really retarded friend called Anthony, he's in
a wheelybin (our word for wheelchair) He is very obsessed with kink and
the like, so there might be some refferences to kink, also we joke about
his "secret lover" alot..just wait, youll see. LOL! (He's the one
Vanessa is referring to with "You remind me of someone" incase you hadn't noticed ^.~)
5a.On a second note about this guy, we think he is TOTALLY EW!!! And like..
we'd rather.. well, youll see in the end what I was about to say lol!
6.Us- Saying "Hercule loves you" Is a VERY EXTREMELY big insult in our perspective.
7.DBZ - Both me and vanessa really hate the new 17 yo gohan (Pre Mystic)
We think he is a COMPLETE nerd and a disgrace.. as vejiita said "he's not even
half the strength he was when he fought cell!" so this will make fun of him a bit.
7a.DBZ - On another note, we also hate chichi for what she did to gohan,
she is the sole creator of "Nerd Gohan" So we hate her for what she did
to that cute SSJ2 in the Cell Games.
8.DBZ - Gokuu is stupid.. I like to emphasize the wholeness of stupidity that is Gokuu.
9.There IS a bit of homosexuality tinge in this story LMAO - just a tinge. You might notice
it, ESPECIALLY AT THE END..
10.DBZ - I'm a bit mean 2 poor buruma writing in this one, seeing as I'm in it and all
Don't get me wrong, I love bulma. But I cant stand the thought of her n Vejiita
if I'm on the scene LOL!
11.There is a bit of a joke about "baking cakes" so just uhm, think of it
in *another* cotext if you don't get it..lol.
12.Us - Serena & Vanessa have little to NO sex lives at all in the real world, but in
this story, THEY DO LOL!!!
13.US - I like to make us, particularly Vanessa look like complete HOE's but youll
see a remark I made in the story about this lol.
14.DBZ - There is a bit of sarcasm on the dbz story in general about certain elements.
15.CCS - here is alot (particularly in the end) of reference to Card Captor Sakura
(american cardcaptors) Vanessa & myself both laugh about it alot. I'll tell you
if you dont know. Well, in the last movie of CCS, It took Sakura the wHOLE movie
to tell Li she loved him.. & in the end..they hugged. & IT's funny in the way
that that's all they did.. No kiss, No Sex, Just HUG. So we always made fun of
CCS saying stuff like this "Vanessa.. I love you..ever since I stole those
cards from you..(when Li tried to steal sakuras cards in the series).. I thought
you were my enemy..but really.. I came to love you..HUG ME! then we'll kiss in 10
years...and maybe marry in 50... *hugz*" yeh that sort of thing is what we joked
about, just so you get what I was joking about in the story when you come to it.
16.SM - When ...the thing.. arrives with the big gun, the description of his
arrival is reffering to "Tuxedo Mask" off Sailormoon. In this case - tuxedo
anthony.. x.x
17. Blink 182 - The gun name is kind of a pun about one of their songs
~*~*~Warning, there ARE sexual references, but don't worry kids, nothing
TOO graphical ^.~
WARNING 2: THERE IS EXPLICIT LANGUAGE IN THIS STORY~*~*~
Note:I wrote this AGES ago! It was only made for my friend so I didn't really
put TOO much effort into detail, proper spelling, grammar, so if you see mistakes
they are probably intentionally there because of my laziness, although I have
gone through it (right now anyways) quickly to try pick up anything too horrible.
2nd Note: I call Supreme Kai Skank because his initials are SK and the first
word I thought of was SKANK, so there you have it.
Okay, I'll shutup about the whole getting-what-the-story-means
I'm just trying 2 get you to understand why I wrote it
It was for fun, and it included elements me and vanessa talk about sumtimes(like above) for
what you may or may not understand in the story..
I think I've covered everything..
Have Fun Reading my sad attempt at humor..well I think it's funny, and I laugh whenever
I read this story - maybe it's coz I know what it all means..lol
Cheers
Schala Angel
