Authors Note: Ok peeps, heres chapter 2

Disclaimer: By no means do I own DBZ what-so-ever, does it look like my names
akira farking toriyama or sum shat? Well, whatever, but take heed, I DO, however
own this story & all it's content. The Dbz characters are just my little bunny
rabids I do experiments with...*taps fingers* MWAHAHAHA

Note: As you will get to notice, this story is badly written. Not much detail
most of the time it is talk. Mainly because it does not delve into the THOUGHTS
of people, well, HARDLY! It is customed to my style of writing though, I may have
changed some of the grammar so I don't get people on my back saying "HORRIBLE!
ABSOLUTELY HORRIBLE" and if your thinking that, YES ! I KNOW ITS HORRIBLE! lol.

So in a sense, it is a rushed story, for humor purposes.



~*~ Chapter one ~*~


::Forces at work on Karin Tower::



20 minutes later gotenks, gokuu, gohan, piccolo, skank, kuririn & 18 were at the top
of kami's lookout in discussion about the apocolypse staring them right
in the face.

"Isn't it a bit dangerous guys??" said kuririn.

"OF COARSE IT IS KURIRIN!" said 18 slapping him over the head.

"Mommy don't be mean to daddy" said marron with a huff.

"It's okay sweetie. Your dads head is harder then it looks." Kuririn frowned at 18


"So anyway..." Piccolo stated, trying to get everybody to be serious(for once)
which was pretty hard to do, because gokuu was chasing the butterflies in a
flowerbed nearby.

"Hey dad, come back dad!....LEAVE THE CATERPILLAR ALONE OKAY NOW GET
YOU HINY BACK HERE!!!!!!"

"Hiny?" Skank questioned in complexity. Kuririn giggled.

"Gohan are you sure your not gay?" Asked piccolo with a tinge of malice.

"Yes.. Im sure, why?"

"Nothing!" Everyone fell over except gohan who was looking at his dad
rolling in the flowerbeds.

"GOKUU!!!!!" Everyone looked up, even him. Before anyone could have
another breath Gokuu was standing up next to the gang looking as if
nothing happened.

"Uhh..heheh. Hi chichi!"

"Gokuu were you rolling around in dirt again! Look at your clothes! OH
MEN!!!" Chi Chi folded her arms and looked down upon gokuu.

"Sorry ChiChi"

"O you better be gokuu! Honestly, I clean, I dry, I iron and
hand you your clothes and 15 minutes later I catch you rolling in
that disgusting bush (Popo+Dende:Hey!!!!), IS THIS HOW YOU REPAY ME GOKUU?!"

"Umm.. I guess!!?" Gokuu made an attempt to laugh and put his hand behind
his back, then he started to sweat realising it wasn't working.

Kuririn nudged Gohan. "Sometimes I think your dads alot smarter then we give
credit for"

"Yah."

"Gokuu.. when we get home buster, Im going to make you pay!!"

"Will you spank me?!"

"YOU BET YOUR SORRY ASS I WILL!!" He tried to hide a smile, but piccolo
picked it up and nearly was back on the ground again.

"uh.. O NO!..DONT DO THAT!!!...ANYTHING BUT THAT" He screamed, REALLY unconvincingly,
but for the most part, chi chi didn't notice. She likes to think of her husband scared
of her so that when times come he can do what she wants him to.

"Anything huh? Well I suppose you can just do the dishes for the next
week." Now gokuu fell over. He mentally scolded himself not to act again.

"Guys, I think I know someone who can help us. When we get him in, we
won't need to fight. He'll take out Vegetto Problem solved!" Gohan said
hopefully.

"NO FIGHTING?!!" Gokuu and Piccolo yelled.

"Well.. The world is in danger, wouldnt you rather just not fight
for once?"

"I agree with goh-" (skank lol)

"Shutup!" Everyone said. (Except Gohan of coarse)

"Okay.. lets do it gohans way guys" Gokuu offered.

18 pulled kuririn out of the crowd. "Oh my god, what a wimp"

"I know hun, but lets just give it to him. He just doesn't want to let
everyone know how WEAKER he's got since cell, (and especially buu hehe)."

"Everyone knows it, WHY even bother!?"

"Lets just save him his dignity this time around hehe."

"I still think that loud woman did this to him" 18 glared at Chichi.

"Chi-chi? Yeah I agree. So do Serena and Vanessa, but keep it to yourself."

"Whatever, lets just go." They walked back to the group.

"Guys, um, me and 18 think we should be uhh.. going now maybe??"

"O yah, guess I forgot to actually head out there.."

"Nevermind Dad, you just go get gohans secret weapon okay?"

"Yeah sure"

"Well Supreme Kai, 18 Kuririn, gotenks and myself will head out there now
and try to buy some time." Piccolo foretold.

"Gohan.." Gohan nodded and they powered up and took off, up and down the
side of the lookout.

"Well guys, thanks for your help, much appreciated. I just don't think
Serena and Vanessa will be able to hold Vegetto off by themselves,
he would have killed Trunks and Vejiita by now." said gotenks.

-AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I FORGOT! VANESSA WHAT IF SHES HURT
WHAT IF SHES IN DANGER!"

"You obviously don't know those two...Interesting enough, they can pull
themselves out of situations like that. They are fighters too you know.

You men are so sexist." said 18 with a grin.

"O SHIT I FORGOT ABOUT THAT, WHAT ABOUT SE-"

"Gotenks shutup, theyre fine okay." Kuririn interupted. Piccolo nodded.

"Okay, lets go then." He headed the party off, following Gokuu and
Gohan suite by flying down the building. After bidding farewell to
Dende and Popo, the others followed Piccolo to their destination. Capsule
Corporation.


Will Gotenks Save Vanessa on time from the "meanie" vegetto?! *sorry, if u have
budokai you might get that* lol..
Lalalala theres chapter 2 =P More making fun of gohan can you tell? ^^
Gokuu, ur 2 stupid.. ~.~
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