Author Note: A bit short, but I needed to separate the last parts good enough. Enjoy ^^


Disclaimer: By no means do I own DBZ what-so-ever, does it look like my names
akira farking toriyama or sum shat? Well, whatever, but take heed, I DO, however
own this story & all it's content. The Dbz characters are just my little bunny
rabids I do experiments with...*taps fingers* MWAHAHAHA

Note: As you will get to notice, this story is badly written. Not much detail
most of the time it is talk. Mainly because it does not delve into the THOUGHTS
of people, well, HARDLY! It is customed to my style of writing though, I may have
changed some of the grammar so I don't get people on my back saying "HORRIBLE!
ABSOLUTELY HORRIBLE" and if your thinking that, YES ! I KNOW ITS HORRIBLE! lol.

So in a sense, it is a rushed story, for humor purposes.





~*~ Chapter Nine ~*~

::The legend of Super Saiyajin, Atiijev::
also entitled
::Hello my name is anthony and I am homosexual, call me!::

"IT's.. it's... it's!!!" Vanessa whispered.

"It's ME! ANTHONY! I WILL SAVE YOU VANESSA, AND SERENA! BUT U HAVE TO HAVE SEX WITH ME!"
Vanessa fainted.

"Vejiita... I'm scared.." Serena hugged him.

"Don't worry baby, it'll be okay."

"Ahh.. so your who everyones scared off.. my goodness,"He squinted at the figure "now i know
why, ur DEAD UGLY!! AHHH!!.." Vegetto backed off.

"WHATEVER, BUT U WILL BE THE VICTIM TO MY VERY BIG, VERY POWERFUL, VERY HEAVY, BIG SUPER
dUPER HUGE BITCH DICK CUNT FUCK COCK SUCKER (Serena's face went blue)MOTHER FUCKER DICK DOG TURD
AND TWAT MEGA TON LAZER THINGY-ME-BOB 2002!"

"Why 2002?" Said Serena, with her back to him.

"Coz it's the year, I found my lover.."

Serena Fainted. But Vejiita held her in his arms and lifted her.

"WELL GET RID OF THIS INSANE CREATURE BOY, HURRY UP" He yelled. Gokuu flew over to Vejiita.

"Vejiita I'm scared."

"Don't worry Kakorot, it'll be okay.." Gokuu whimpered.

"Want me to tell you a story?"

"okay."

"Once upon a time.. there was a saiyajin.. he was not a normal saiyajin, he was a SUPER saiyajin,

*20 minutes later*

"So in the end, he reclaimed his title as the strongest fighter in the universe, and kicked his
so called frends ass, gaining back his honor"

"Wow, I liked that story, especially the guy named atiijev. That uukog was a stupid moron if you
ask me.. Im glad Im not like him!"

"KAKOROT GO TO SLEEP I DID IT SO U WOULDNT BE SCARED ANYMORE DARNIT WHY DONT-" Then he heard
snores. He patted Gokuus back.

"Theres a good boy."

"Interesting story really, but now would be the time to prepare your demise.."


~($!(#$(@!$(_!%@)_*@)_%*@#(_%*#@(%(#!%$()#@(%!)@$(!@($*!_@$*)_!@$_@!)_


OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ~.~
Vegetto is serious isn't he.. what's happening, will they ever save the earth from vegetto?!
will anthony ever wheel away?! Anything is possible in THIS story..
Schala Angel