03-22-05 Dear Diary,
What a day! It all started when there was an announcement on the
intercom that said that all students must stay in there rooms all day
today due to a problem. It's terrible. For hours the only words that
Stacey said to me were to offer me some Hershey's kisses as she set
them on my bed. What does she think I'm stupid or something? I knew
they were the laxatives that Derrick sent her. They came in the mail
today. I just smirked and said no thank you, pushing them to the foot
of the bed. Then about an hour later I was like, "Look you just wanna
forget this whole thing?" She didn't say anything just looked at me
like "not a chance in hell, bitch." I would really like to know what's
stuck up her booty.
Finally at about two o'clock Mrs. Wood came in to check on us, she
looked really tired. She said that one of Miss Summers' ex-boyfriends
had turned evil again for like the umpteenth time and they were
looking for his soul. Apparently he loses it all the time, but since
he has access to the school they put us on lockdown. I suggested that
they put a pager on his soul and Mrs. Wood laughed, but Stacey gave me
a murderous glare. I don't know how that could have possibly offended
her! She then told us just to sit tight a while longer and that Mrs.
D'Summers would be by soon to drop off a late lunch.
When she left Stacey goes, "Wow you think you're quite the comedian
don't you?" I was like, "Stacey I don't know what your problem is, but
you've known me long enough to know that I've always made corny jokes.
So why is it pissing you off all of the sudden?" She didn't answer,
just went right back to staring at the wall like it was the most
interesting thing she'd ever seen. I almost lost my temper but instead
I just went to go brush muffin, I heard brushing your pet can lower
you blood pressure. Then she looked over and had the nerve to say, "
Y'know I should tell Mr. Giles you have that dog in here. You're
breaking the school rules you know." And I replied, "I have permission
from Mrs. Wood, so you just go do whatever you please." And then she
came back with, "Oh yeah, because Mrs. Wood is just such an authority
figure." That was the end of that conversation.
When Miss D'Summers came in with lunch I begged her to stick around a
while and hang out. She looked kind of dubious and said that she still
had a lot of girls to get food too. I begged her to stay for just a
while and she gave in with the excuse that her feet were killing her.
She sat on my bed and we talked about random things and spoke in
Spanish sometimes and we were laughing and stuff while Stacey sat on
her bed glaring at me from behind Miss D'Summer's back. I know that
she was pissed because I was all chummy with the language teacher when
Spanish is her thing. But oh well, maybe if she had joined in the
conversation like a civil human being she wouldn't be so grumpy.
Then I noticed it! Miss D'Summers was had been munching on the
Hershey's Kisses while we chatted. I was like "NOO!" and started
grabbing one from her hand shouting, "THOSE ARE NOT CHOCOLATE!"
Then I explained they were laxatives and she was all mad and
scared because she shouldn't leave our room while this monster
was loose and she didn't want to have the Hershey squirts in our
bathroom because that would be gross. Then she started yelling
at me for having them and I told her they were Stacey's and
Stacey started telling her that they were obviously mine since
they were on my bed and I knew what they were. I could have
killed her, but I did the best next thing. I said, "You lying
little bitch! Brad should not have to look at your deceitful
face!" and I ran over to her side of the room and tore a Brad
Pitt poster off the wall, ripping his image in half. That's when
she flung herself on me tackling me to the ground. She was
hitting me with clenched sporadically with clenched fists and
closed eyes screaming about how could I do that when I know she
loves Brad. Then she started the hair pulling and I was brought
out of my stupor and I clocked her in the face - I better call
the Snickers people because THAT was a satisfying crunch. Her
nose started to bleed and she slapped me across the face making
my cheek sting like it never had before. I rolled out from under
her and stood up, pushing her back down when she tried to come
after me again. That's when I noticed the most incredibly
gorgeous man I had ever seen standing in our doorway. He had
crazy short brown hair, deep brown eyes, and the most altogether
angelic face I had ever seen. You have to understand this guy
made Mr. Wood look like Urkel.
Then he said, "Problem ladies?" in a voice that will ring in my
ears until the day that I die. It was so suave and seemingly
concerned, yet clearly laced with cruel intentions. Miss
D'Summers whimpered slightly and I noticed that the door was not
ajar but rather broken down. That's when I realized this must be
Miss Summers' crazy ex-boyfriend. The woman's got good taste!
Then he was like, "Well, I thought I smelled you in here,
Dawnie. I wonder what would taste better, a fresh, newly called
slayer, or an ex-key. More importantly, which one would THE
slayer be most upset over?" He started stalking towards Miss
D'Summers. Stacey and me couldn't move. Then Miss D'Summers
started shrieking, "I need a bathroom!" she was frantic and ran
into our restroom, slamming the door behind her. The attractive
man or I guess vampire, looked kind of shocked and when a foul
smell drifted our way a few seconds later, he cringed and was
all, "I do not want to drink THAT! Guess I'll just have to
settle for the newly called slayer."
I have never felt such terror fill my body. Either my best
friend or me was going to be killed right then! I started
backing into the wall and Stacey rolled under the bed. "Hiding
little Gidget?" he called after her, "Too bad cause that blood
on your face smells tasty, I'll take your little friend her
instead though." I will never forget those words even if I have
like the worst case of Alzheimer's in the world. He lunged
towards me and all I could do was press myself into the wall
away from him. He grabbed my shoulders and sunk his fangs into
my neck. The bite was painful, but also ummm, okay I swear I'm
not a dirty girl, but kind of arousing, one more thing I'll
never forget. Just when I thought I was dead, a blond figure
came in and tackled him off me. I sunk to the floor crying with
relief, pain, humiliation, and fear. Miss Summers fought him so
well, she had him pinned down in no time. She was all, "Hey
lover, you came for a visit, how sweet," and then punched him in
the nose. I don't think I'll ever be calm enough to use wit in
the presence of a vampire. Then Mrs. Wood came in and helped
Miss Summers stand him up while he kept muttering cruel words to
them. Mr. Wood came in with handcuffs and slipped them around
the man's wrists behind his back and they pushed him up against
the opposite wall to hold him. Miss Rosenberg came in chanting
in Latin and a pink light swirled around his face and his eyes
went wide as his mouth gaped. When the pink mist vanished, the
devious glint in his eyes had turned to a remorseful pain.
Mr. Wood came over to see if I was okay. I was too dazed to even
exult in the fact that he cared. Over his shoulder I saw a
gorgeous peroxide blonde man walk into our room. Now I know I
said that this other guy was the most gorgeous thing I had ever
seen, but this guy was even hotter! I thought I was dreaming
because I don't think there are people in this world allowed to
be that good looking. He said something about being sorry he let
this happen. Everyone in the room nodded, going back to what
they were doing, and then there eyes looked shocked and they all
turned to face Miss Summers. She looked like she had just seen a
ghost! Then she fainted. After that there was a bunch of
commotion and what not. Stacey came out from under the bed and
Mr. Giles drove me to the hospital to get a blood transfusion
because I was so dizzy I could barely walk. And after it all, I
still had to go to detention in the afternoon!
While I was cleaning weapons I could overhear a lot of
conversation between the teachers from the next room. Miss
Summers kept yelling at everyone for not telling her that
someone named Mike, or Pike was alive. Mr. Giles kept going on
about the reasoning behind a guy named Angel's loss of soul. The
words "impending apocalypse" was used a lot and altogether I had
no idea what any of them were talking about but it seemed very
interesting and I'm going to have to spend a lot of effort to
snoop and find out what it all is. ~Abby: The Slayer who was dumb enough to get bit in the first week of school~ P.S. Miss D'Summers still blamed me for the laxatives but I managed to convince her that I saved her from being vampire food with those laxatives so she has forgiven me.