The Chibi Tomb Robber
Mariya: I had Drama Callbacks today so I wasn't home until 5...
Bakura: And then you had to do homework, and you just COULDN'T update..Yeah Yeah Yeah... We know....
Mariya: Why do you want me to update anyway?
Bakura: Because thanks to the reviewers who were nice to me, Ryou becomes a chibi in this chapter...
Mariya: So that's it, but you know that EVENTUALLY you will be turned into a girl, right?
Bakura: Ahem, I prefer not to live 3 chapters ahead
Mariya: How about one chapter ahead?
Bakura: WHAT ?????
Mariya: I have something VERY special planned
Bakura: Don't you always?
Mariya: Yes
Bakura: Either way, if I find out what it is and I hate it, which I probably will, I'm banishing you to the Shadow Realm...
Mariya: Oh please, I have AUTHOR POWERS, heard of them?
Bakura: HEARD OF THEM? They were practically invented using me as a test subject
Mariya: I know, those were fun times
Bakura: For you, anyway before I die of a random author power, let me put the disclaimer.. *dodges Egyptian Yami statue falling on his head*
Mariya: Damn....
Disclaimer: Mariya does not own Yu-gi-oh, and never will (Ha ha), in fact she doesn't even own any characters (Ha Ha again) AND doesn't own the right to write this story without putting a disclaimer (Ha H..... *Interrupted by a Malik statue almost landing on him)
Bakura: WHAT THE HELL IS WITH ALL THE EGYPTIAN STATUES?
Mariya: Nothing really. *Greek statue almost falls on Bakura*
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After the bath Bakura was clean, and Seto was...well...bubbly! After the bath Seto fed Bakura lunch, they were just finished when the doorbell rang.
Seto: Okay Tomb Robber, I got to answer the door, DON'T GO ANYWHERE!
Bakura: K 'eto
Seto: *goes to answer the door and Bakura follows him*
Bakura: *bumps into Seto's leg and starts crying *
Seto: *picks up Bakura* I told you not to follow me. *opens door*
Ryou: I FOUND IT! I FOUND IT!
Seto: *growls* Found WHAT?
Ryou: The spell to cure Bakura!
Bakura: Rou! Rou!
Seto: If ANYTHING goes wrong I will kill you...
Ryou: Yeah, yeah I know *opens book*
Bakura: EVL BOK!!!!
Ryou: Don't worry nothing bad will happen ((Mariya: yeah right)) *chants spell*
Ryou finishes chanting, and thanks to his poor Egyptian language skills, he turns himself into a Chibi. Seto stares at Ryou who is even smaller than Bakura.
Seto: THAT'S IT! There is no way I am going to raise a tomb robber and his aibou!!!!
Ryou: 'Eto mad...
Bakura: Yeeep, mad 'Eto
Seto: I'm taking you to Yami...
After chasing them through the house and changing Ryou to some of Mokuba's baby clothes, he takes the two chibis to Yugi's house, hoping Yami is there.
Seto: Hi Yugi! Is Yami there?
Yugi: Umm Why?
Seto: I got to talk to him...
Yugi: Oh ok! ^_^ He's in the living room
Seto: ::I wonder if Yugi is on medication, he didn't even notice Ryou and Bakura::
Yugi: La la la
Seto: ::Yeah, that has been confirmed::
Seto follows Yugi to the living room, keeping a safe distance from him, while he is doing that, Bakura and Ryou are playing by tickling, until the other starts laughing hysterically, unfortunately the first to laugh is Seto.
Yugi: ::Is he on medication or something?::
Yami: Kaiba? What are you doing here? And are those..oh my Ra...they are.....
Seto: You see, Ryou chanted an Egyptian spell and turned Bakura into a chibi, and then he tried to reverse it and turned himself into a chibi, and now its all your problem... *runs away laughing like a maniac without Ryou and Bakura*
Yami: -_-; ::Is he on medication or something, poor twisted mind::
Ryou: 'eto go boom!
Bakura: BOOM! BOOM!
Yami: *stares* something tells me I will not enjoy this...
Bakura: No enjojo?
Yami: The tomb robber is telling me I won't enjoy this... Something tells me he is very right
Ryou: *finds sugar and starts eating it, Bakura soon joins him*
Yami: Oh no! Ra please no! Bakura: Jumpy!!!! *Begins jumping on the couch*
Ryou: Tuggy, tuggy! *Tugs Yami's hair*
Yami: Nooo! *Eye of Horus glows* You are destroying my **PERFECT** tri- pointed hair!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bakura: he he he... hair...pointy...sharpy...
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Mariya: Could the chibi spell be wearing off on Bakura, or is he just getting violent?
Bakura: Why are you asking, you KNOW!!!!!!!
Mariya: So? I heard questions interest people...
Bakura: No duh Sherlock, but only when they are in the **BEGINNING** of the chapter, not the end which no one reads
Mariya: Meany
Bakura: Let me guess, Ryou also made you a chibi?
Mariya: Noooo..
Bakura: Then what in your right mind possessed you to talk like THAT?
Mariya: Force of habit
Bakura: Habit? But you don't talk like that
Mariya: How do you know?
Bakura: Actually... I don't, BUT as an insane tomb robber, I claim the right to assume!
Mariya: And I claim the right to stop this stupidity and tell the readers to R&R!
Bakura: Ok ok... *whispers to readers* suggest ideas in order to save me from her mind's torture, plllllleeeeeaaaasssseeee? *gives puppy dog eyes which Ryou is famous for but Bakura learned from him*
Mariya: Awwww
Mariya: I had Drama Callbacks today so I wasn't home until 5...
Bakura: And then you had to do homework, and you just COULDN'T update..Yeah Yeah Yeah... We know....
Mariya: Why do you want me to update anyway?
Bakura: Because thanks to the reviewers who were nice to me, Ryou becomes a chibi in this chapter...
Mariya: So that's it, but you know that EVENTUALLY you will be turned into a girl, right?
Bakura: Ahem, I prefer not to live 3 chapters ahead
Mariya: How about one chapter ahead?
Bakura: WHAT ?????
Mariya: I have something VERY special planned
Bakura: Don't you always?
Mariya: Yes
Bakura: Either way, if I find out what it is and I hate it, which I probably will, I'm banishing you to the Shadow Realm...
Mariya: Oh please, I have AUTHOR POWERS, heard of them?
Bakura: HEARD OF THEM? They were practically invented using me as a test subject
Mariya: I know, those were fun times
Bakura: For you, anyway before I die of a random author power, let me put the disclaimer.. *dodges Egyptian Yami statue falling on his head*
Mariya: Damn....
Disclaimer: Mariya does not own Yu-gi-oh, and never will (Ha ha), in fact she doesn't even own any characters (Ha Ha again) AND doesn't own the right to write this story without putting a disclaimer (Ha H..... *Interrupted by a Malik statue almost landing on him)
Bakura: WHAT THE HELL IS WITH ALL THE EGYPTIAN STATUES?
Mariya: Nothing really. *Greek statue almost falls on Bakura*
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After the bath Bakura was clean, and Seto was...well...bubbly! After the bath Seto fed Bakura lunch, they were just finished when the doorbell rang.
Seto: Okay Tomb Robber, I got to answer the door, DON'T GO ANYWHERE!
Bakura: K 'eto
Seto: *goes to answer the door and Bakura follows him*
Bakura: *bumps into Seto's leg and starts crying *
Seto: *picks up Bakura* I told you not to follow me. *opens door*
Ryou: I FOUND IT! I FOUND IT!
Seto: *growls* Found WHAT?
Ryou: The spell to cure Bakura!
Bakura: Rou! Rou!
Seto: If ANYTHING goes wrong I will kill you...
Ryou: Yeah, yeah I know *opens book*
Bakura: EVL BOK!!!!
Ryou: Don't worry nothing bad will happen ((Mariya: yeah right)) *chants spell*
Ryou finishes chanting, and thanks to his poor Egyptian language skills, he turns himself into a Chibi. Seto stares at Ryou who is even smaller than Bakura.
Seto: THAT'S IT! There is no way I am going to raise a tomb robber and his aibou!!!!
Ryou: 'Eto mad...
Bakura: Yeeep, mad 'Eto
Seto: I'm taking you to Yami...
After chasing them through the house and changing Ryou to some of Mokuba's baby clothes, he takes the two chibis to Yugi's house, hoping Yami is there.
Seto: Hi Yugi! Is Yami there?
Yugi: Umm Why?
Seto: I got to talk to him...
Yugi: Oh ok! ^_^ He's in the living room
Seto: ::I wonder if Yugi is on medication, he didn't even notice Ryou and Bakura::
Yugi: La la la
Seto: ::Yeah, that has been confirmed::
Seto follows Yugi to the living room, keeping a safe distance from him, while he is doing that, Bakura and Ryou are playing by tickling, until the other starts laughing hysterically, unfortunately the first to laugh is Seto.
Yugi: ::Is he on medication or something?::
Yami: Kaiba? What are you doing here? And are those..oh my Ra...they are.....
Seto: You see, Ryou chanted an Egyptian spell and turned Bakura into a chibi, and then he tried to reverse it and turned himself into a chibi, and now its all your problem... *runs away laughing like a maniac without Ryou and Bakura*
Yami: -_-; ::Is he on medication or something, poor twisted mind::
Ryou: 'eto go boom!
Bakura: BOOM! BOOM!
Yami: *stares* something tells me I will not enjoy this...
Bakura: No enjojo?
Yami: The tomb robber is telling me I won't enjoy this... Something tells me he is very right
Ryou: *finds sugar and starts eating it, Bakura soon joins him*
Yami: Oh no! Ra please no! Bakura: Jumpy!!!! *Begins jumping on the couch*
Ryou: Tuggy, tuggy! *Tugs Yami's hair*
Yami: Nooo! *Eye of Horus glows* You are destroying my **PERFECT** tri- pointed hair!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bakura: he he he... hair...pointy...sharpy...
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Mariya: Could the chibi spell be wearing off on Bakura, or is he just getting violent?
Bakura: Why are you asking, you KNOW!!!!!!!
Mariya: So? I heard questions interest people...
Bakura: No duh Sherlock, but only when they are in the **BEGINNING** of the chapter, not the end which no one reads
Mariya: Meany
Bakura: Let me guess, Ryou also made you a chibi?
Mariya: Noooo..
Bakura: Then what in your right mind possessed you to talk like THAT?
Mariya: Force of habit
Bakura: Habit? But you don't talk like that
Mariya: How do you know?
Bakura: Actually... I don't, BUT as an insane tomb robber, I claim the right to assume!
Mariya: And I claim the right to stop this stupidity and tell the readers to R&R!
Bakura: Ok ok... *whispers to readers* suggest ideas in order to save me from her mind's torture, plllllleeeeeaaaasssseeee? *gives puppy dog eyes which Ryou is famous for but Bakura learned from him*
Mariya: Awwww
