The Chibi Tomb Robber

Mariya: I'm finally done with the piles of homework!!!!!!!

Ryou: Does that mean I won't be a chibi anymore?

Mariya: Yep!

Ryou: YAY! YAY! YOU'RE THE BEST!!!!!!!!

Mariya: Aww Thank you...

Bakura: Will I still be a chibi?

Mariya: Nope!

Bakura: YE..*stopped by Mariya*

Mariya: I wouldn't be so happy if I were you, after all this IS the chapter where you become the nicest person alive....

Bakura: WHAT?!?!?!?!?!!?!?

Mariya: Yep, you will be nice, extremely nice......

Bakura: WHO THE HELL GAVE YOU THAT SICK IDEA?

Mariya: A reviewer... *nudges* you know those nice people you love SO MUCH?

Bakura: Yeah......I just love the reviewers, which one was it? (I need to plot revenge on them)

Mariya: Shadowfire I think, but you are not laying a finger on any reviewer!!!!! Plus, if you hurt her, I won't be able to read Kaiba Cam...

Bakura: So?

Mariya: I will torture you *chuckles*

Bakura: AAAAAAAAAAAH! I think I'll just put the disclaimer

Mariya: Good idea... Isn't he just the smartest Bakura? *grins*

Bakura: Don't you just hate when she does that?

All: Nope!

Bakura: I'm doomed....

Disclaimer: I'm doomed to live in torture of Mariya but luckily she still doesn't own Yu-gi-oh and is only a rabid fan girl authoress. Please join my mission to make sure she never owns Yu-gi-oh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Laughs crazily*

Mariya: Poor thing is finally loosing it...

Yami: I knew it was bound to happen..

Mariya: *glares*

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After oh some 200 or so pounds of sugar that were just lying around (And they say Yugi doesn't eat a lot of sugar, ha) Ryou and Bakura began to use Yami as a trampoline. Yugi, when he saw the bouncing toddlers and the crying Yami began to stare at them for no reason.

Yami: YUGI! HELP!!!!!!!!

Yugi: ...

Yami: YUUUGGGGIIII, SNAP OUT OF IT!!!!!!!!!

Yugi: ...

Bakura: 'unny 'ami...

Ryou: *begins to stare hypnotically at Yugi* Ooooo....

Yami: WHY WON'T YOU ANSWER??????

Yugi:...

Bakura: *Pulls Yugi's hair*

Yugi: Oww! I was having a staring contest with the cat!

Yami: WE DON'T HAVE A CAT!!!!!!!

Yugi: That's what you think

All except Yugi: O_o Yami: I need your help, Yugi!!!!!!! Do you know which book Ryou was reading from?

Yugi: The one to make cookies? Those are delicious....

Yami: NO! The one to alter Yami's

Yugi: Oh that book, I have a copy of it, that's the one I used to make my hair spikier

Yami: WHAT? Yooouuuu tried to make your hair spikier than mine????

Yugi: Yep, it worked too *shows off his spikier hair*

Yami: NEVER MIND THAT! Where is the book? :I have to find that hair spell:

Ryou: 'ook!!!! 'ook!!!!!!!!

Yugi: Next to the book on cookies...

Yami: *picks up the book*

Yami opened to the page, and using his wonderful knowledge of Egyptian, read the spell. Suddenly Bakura and Ryou weren't chibis anymore but Bakura looked somewhat, well nicer..

Ryou: Bakura! Are you all right?

Yami: I'm just happy you're not chibis...

Bakura: Ryou!!! What are you doing wearing such clothes? You may get a cold!!!! That's it aibou, I am taking you home right away!!!!

Ryou: But can we eat first? *Sneezes due to all the powdery sugar on him*

Bakura: Oh no! You must have a cold!!!!!!!! Where are the pillows??? Where are the blankets????? Yami, dear, do you have some warm clothes for poor Ryou?

Yami: *glares at Bakura*

Bakura: Oh no, you're so pale, you must be sick too!!! And Yugi, say AAA

Yugi: *looks at him strangely* AAA

Bakura: Looks okay but you're also pale, so let me put you all in beds and wrap you up in blankets, while I make some noodle soup, okay?

Ryou: But Bakura...

Bakura: No Buts!!!

Yami: Bakura, I'm 5000 years old, I can take care of myself, plus I can't get sick...

Bakura: Aha, I don't care how old you are, YOU ARE NOT GOING ANYWHERE WHILE YOU LOOK *THAT* PALE!!!!!!

Yami: But I always look like this!!!!!!!!!

Bakura: Oh my Ra, you must have been sick for a while, but don't worry, I'll fix you right up!!!!!

Yugi: You really don't have to...

Bakura: But I want to! Now all of you, let me lay you all down, and you're not getting up until *I* say so!!!!!

All except Bakura: Whatever you say...

In the next hour, they were all wearing pajamas and joined by Jono, Anzu, Mokuba, Mai, Seto, and Pegasus who were all declared sick by Bakura. Soon after that Honda joined them.

Bakura: It must be an epidemic...

Pegasus: I HAVE INDUSTRIAL ILLUSIONS TO RUN, I HAVE NO TIME TO BE KIDNAPPED BY A TOMB ROBBER AND DECLARED SICK!!!!!!!!

Seto: HELLO??? I ALSO HAVE A COMPANY TO RUN!!!!!!!!

Ryou: I don't know why you're all complaining, I like fluffy pillows

Anzu: As much as I love the spirit of friendship, ITS ALL YOUR FAULT WE'RE HERE RYOU!!!!!!

Ryou: So?

All except Ryou: WE HAVE LIVES YOU KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!

Ryou: Well Honda doesn't!

Honda: Yep, so...HEY!

Jono: Its okay Buddy, just count the fluffy rabbits on Pegasus' shirt

Pegasus: MY SHIRT IS MY PROPERTY!!!!!!!!

Bakura: Soup's done!!!!!!!

All except Bakura and Ryou: Oh great...

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Bakura: HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME????

Mariya: Do what???

Bakura: You you MADE ME CARING!!!!!!!

Mariya: Well look at the upside...

Bakura: What upside?

Mariya: You now can make SOUP!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bakura: Bloody brilliant

Mariya: Yes it is, isn't it?

Bakura: I can't think of anything more fun to do than to make SOUP!!!

Mariya: I know, its so exciting...

Bakura: Yes all those noodles..... I HATE YOU!

Mariya: So?

Bakura: YOU DON'T CARE?????????

Mariya: Ummm... NOPE!

Bakura: I am surrounded by half-wits

Jono: Whos' are yous callin a half-wit, I'm a quarter-wit!!!!

Mariya: *snicker*

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Please R&R and give me ideas for the next chapter!!!!!!! Flames will be used to make my world famous marshmallows!!!!! Note: This is the longest chapter I wrote for this story, so long that this note is on the sixth page, so please give me some credit, I tried to put it up sooner but it was a long chapter to write!!!!!!

Bakura: Excuses, excuses..

Note: Didn't Bakura say that before?

Bakura: SO?????

Note: I'm the note, you cannot argue with me!!!!!!!! *evil laugh*

Bakura: Yeah, right, I have a better evil laugh... *and so the evil laugh contest begins*