The Chibi Tomb Robber
Mariya: Christmas is over, so I'm back!!!!!!!
Bakura: Umm Mariya?
Mariya: Yeah?
Bakura: You don't celebrate Christmas, you only celebrate New Years'
Mariya: Shh! Don't let the readers know that! *Glances around*
Bakura: SHE DOESN'T CELEBRATE CH....*Mariya hits him with a flaming mallet*
Mariya: Much Better! ^_^
Bakura: BUT YOU DON'T CELEB...*hits him AGAIN*
Mariya: So you want to die THAT much?
Bakura: Let me think about it...
Mariya: Fine you do that while I turn you into a girl THIS chapter..
Bakura: WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Mariya: Well I promised you...
Bakura: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *sobs*
Mariya: Oh please, your sadness will not move me...
Bakura: Will my doing the disclaimer?
Mariya: Nope! ^_^ But do it anyway!
Bakura: Oh joy...
Disclaimer: Mariya does not own Yu-gi-oh or any characters, but does own the right to be a Crazed Lunatic Fan Girl/Authoress who just has to make me miserable in every way possible...
Mariya: Well not in every way...
Bakura: What have you missed? Mariya: I didn't turn you into funny bunny yet, did I? *smiles*
Bakura: I don't like the sound of that....
Mariya: Oh don't worry, for this and the chapter after you are officially female...
Bakura: Rrr... I hate you.....
Mariya: Oh well, you should've been like Yami and bribed me...
Bakura: WHAT???
Yami: Well the story was originally supposed to be "The Chibi Pharaoh" but I gave her 20 pounds of chocolate and...
Bakura: And now it's the Chibi Tomb Robber, lucky me!
Mariya: Oh don't worry Bakura, I'm thinking of making "The Chibi Pharaoh" a sequel to this...
Bakura: HA YAMI!
Yami: Yeah Yeah, Laugh while you can Ms. Bakura...
Bakura: Evil
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After about a week Bakura declared the group healthy. However, they still haven't managed to find a cure to his "niceness" and even Ryou is getting annoyed.
Ryou: I can't believe he prepared my clothes, did my hair, reorganized my books, and made me a feast for breakfast!
Yugi: So whats the problem? I thought this is what you wanted...
Ryou: But I have no freedom!!!!!!
Yugi: I feel sorry for you, want to come to my house after school and duel?
Ryou: Can't, got to help Bakura bake cookies, plus he says dueling is violent....
Yugi: YOUR YAMI SAYS DUELING IS VIOLENT?!?!?
Ryou: Don't rub it in...
Later that day, Ryou, Yugi, Jono, Honda, Anzu, and Kaiba were sitting in class when the door burst open...Guess who it was...
Bakura: I'm so sorry for interrupting your lesson but I forgot to give Ryou his lunch!
Class: *laughs hysterically*
Ryou: *very embarrassed, starts blushing*
Bakura: *gives Ryou a lunchbox, all wrapped nicely* Here you go, now be good for the teacher....
Ryou: This is embarrassing...
Bakura: *screams* I'll tell you what embarrassing is! Trying to starve yourself at lunch while all your fiends eat!!! Mrs. Silver, could you please make sure Ryou eats his lunch?
Mrs. Silver: Umm ok...*chuckles*
Class: *still laughing hysterically*
After that, Ryou was pretty much laughed at the rest of the day...
Random Kid: Ha ha! Your daddy has to make sure little Ryou eats his lunch...
Joey: Don't worry buddy, they'll get over it
*Bell rings that school is over*
Ryou: I guess... *starts packing up his books*
Yugi: I'll search for that spell; he'll be normal in no time!
When Ryou and Bakura are taking the cookies out of the oven, the doorbell rings. Bakura decides to answer it.
Bakura: Now I'm going to answer the door, you can have a cookie, just don't go anywhere!
Bakura opens the door and Yugi is standing there with the spell book. He reads a spell from it and a scream is heard from Bakura, a very high- pitched scream. Ryou rushes over to the door to find Bakura standing, except he's not a him anymore, Bakura looks just like a teenage girl.
Ryou: Oh my... What happened??????
Yugi: Well I tried to read the cure spell but I must have messed up because Bakura is now a girl... A very hot one at that...
Ryou: Yugi! Don't call my Yami hot!
Yugi: Sorry...
Bakura: Why am I wearing such a dreadful outfit? Ryou, we're going shopping, NOW!
Ryou: Umm ok...
After many hours of shopping Ryou was walking home carrying about twenty bags while Bakura was analyzing her nails.
Bakura: You know, this no nail polish thing is going to have to go...
Ryou: I know! You told me, and we bought like sixteen nail polishes, even rainbow splash colored...
Bakura: Well you can never have enough nail polish, or hair thingies!
Ryou: Wonderful...
They walk up to the door and Ryou asks Bakura to open it.
Bakura: Could you do it? My nails are damaged enough as it is!
Ryou: But Yami!
Bakura: *cries* All you ever think about is yourself!!! Its always me, me, me...
Ryou: *sighs* Fine... *he opens the door*
After a few days, things only got worse. The house became pink and everything could be described as "fluffy". Bakura started spending time with Mai and Anzu all the time. The only thing that remained of the old Bakura was this...
Random Guy: Oooh look at the white haired chick, she's hot!
Bakura: Excuse me! What did you say?
Random Guy: Hey Baby, want to go out with me?
Bakura: You freak! *The eye of hours glowed and he was blasted into the wall*
Random Guy: Owwww, WHO ARE YOU?
Bakura: Your nightmare
The Random Guy was never seen again, no one knows why, but everyone knows that he died very soon after that incident. As for Bakura her fun was just getting started, she may have been turned into a girl, but Bakura was still as violent as ever.
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Mariya: Are we safe from Bakura? Will she become a he again? What happened to the Random Guy? And is Ryou ever going to stop wearing those dreadful pink T-Shirts that Bakura insisted he wore????
Ryou: Hey! I actually like those they're soft...
Bakura: Why did you make me a girl? You could've made me anything but a GIRL?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Mariya: You're lucky that you'll only be a girl a short time...
Bakura: Wonderful... How much is there left of this story?
Mariya: A chapter or two, more if the readers want
Bakura: Can't you just end it here????????
Mariya: You want to be a girl FOREVER? I guess I could do that if you really want to, I mean, why would I stop you but it just seems like....
Bakura: On the other hand, how about you just continue with your story?
Mariya: Do you really mean it?
Bakura: Do I have a choice?
Mariya: Nooo... By the way where's Yami?
Yami: Right here! I'm just having a staring contest *not blinking*
Bakura: With who?
Yami: The Wall! HA YOU BLINKED!!!!!!
Wall: Damn, I'll beat you next time!
Bakura: Wait a minute, you head a staring contest with the wall and you're claiming it blinked and then TALKED????????
Yami: Yep! ^_^
Bakura: Oh ok! ^_^ La la la
Mariya: ::Thinks: Right, I need to find out if they're on medication, then buy medication if they're not on it....::
Yami: La la la... Oh the dancing duel monsters!
Mariya: ::Forget about finding out, it has been confirmed::
Mariya: Christmas is over, so I'm back!!!!!!!
Bakura: Umm Mariya?
Mariya: Yeah?
Bakura: You don't celebrate Christmas, you only celebrate New Years'
Mariya: Shh! Don't let the readers know that! *Glances around*
Bakura: SHE DOESN'T CELEBRATE CH....*Mariya hits him with a flaming mallet*
Mariya: Much Better! ^_^
Bakura: BUT YOU DON'T CELEB...*hits him AGAIN*
Mariya: So you want to die THAT much?
Bakura: Let me think about it...
Mariya: Fine you do that while I turn you into a girl THIS chapter..
Bakura: WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Mariya: Well I promised you...
Bakura: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *sobs*
Mariya: Oh please, your sadness will not move me...
Bakura: Will my doing the disclaimer?
Mariya: Nope! ^_^ But do it anyway!
Bakura: Oh joy...
Disclaimer: Mariya does not own Yu-gi-oh or any characters, but does own the right to be a Crazed Lunatic Fan Girl/Authoress who just has to make me miserable in every way possible...
Mariya: Well not in every way...
Bakura: What have you missed? Mariya: I didn't turn you into funny bunny yet, did I? *smiles*
Bakura: I don't like the sound of that....
Mariya: Oh don't worry, for this and the chapter after you are officially female...
Bakura: Rrr... I hate you.....
Mariya: Oh well, you should've been like Yami and bribed me...
Bakura: WHAT???
Yami: Well the story was originally supposed to be "The Chibi Pharaoh" but I gave her 20 pounds of chocolate and...
Bakura: And now it's the Chibi Tomb Robber, lucky me!
Mariya: Oh don't worry Bakura, I'm thinking of making "The Chibi Pharaoh" a sequel to this...
Bakura: HA YAMI!
Yami: Yeah Yeah, Laugh while you can Ms. Bakura...
Bakura: Evil
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
After about a week Bakura declared the group healthy. However, they still haven't managed to find a cure to his "niceness" and even Ryou is getting annoyed.
Ryou: I can't believe he prepared my clothes, did my hair, reorganized my books, and made me a feast for breakfast!
Yugi: So whats the problem? I thought this is what you wanted...
Ryou: But I have no freedom!!!!!!
Yugi: I feel sorry for you, want to come to my house after school and duel?
Ryou: Can't, got to help Bakura bake cookies, plus he says dueling is violent....
Yugi: YOUR YAMI SAYS DUELING IS VIOLENT?!?!?
Ryou: Don't rub it in...
Later that day, Ryou, Yugi, Jono, Honda, Anzu, and Kaiba were sitting in class when the door burst open...Guess who it was...
Bakura: I'm so sorry for interrupting your lesson but I forgot to give Ryou his lunch!
Class: *laughs hysterically*
Ryou: *very embarrassed, starts blushing*
Bakura: *gives Ryou a lunchbox, all wrapped nicely* Here you go, now be good for the teacher....
Ryou: This is embarrassing...
Bakura: *screams* I'll tell you what embarrassing is! Trying to starve yourself at lunch while all your fiends eat!!! Mrs. Silver, could you please make sure Ryou eats his lunch?
Mrs. Silver: Umm ok...*chuckles*
Class: *still laughing hysterically*
After that, Ryou was pretty much laughed at the rest of the day...
Random Kid: Ha ha! Your daddy has to make sure little Ryou eats his lunch...
Joey: Don't worry buddy, they'll get over it
*Bell rings that school is over*
Ryou: I guess... *starts packing up his books*
Yugi: I'll search for that spell; he'll be normal in no time!
When Ryou and Bakura are taking the cookies out of the oven, the doorbell rings. Bakura decides to answer it.
Bakura: Now I'm going to answer the door, you can have a cookie, just don't go anywhere!
Bakura opens the door and Yugi is standing there with the spell book. He reads a spell from it and a scream is heard from Bakura, a very high- pitched scream. Ryou rushes over to the door to find Bakura standing, except he's not a him anymore, Bakura looks just like a teenage girl.
Ryou: Oh my... What happened??????
Yugi: Well I tried to read the cure spell but I must have messed up because Bakura is now a girl... A very hot one at that...
Ryou: Yugi! Don't call my Yami hot!
Yugi: Sorry...
Bakura: Why am I wearing such a dreadful outfit? Ryou, we're going shopping, NOW!
Ryou: Umm ok...
After many hours of shopping Ryou was walking home carrying about twenty bags while Bakura was analyzing her nails.
Bakura: You know, this no nail polish thing is going to have to go...
Ryou: I know! You told me, and we bought like sixteen nail polishes, even rainbow splash colored...
Bakura: Well you can never have enough nail polish, or hair thingies!
Ryou: Wonderful...
They walk up to the door and Ryou asks Bakura to open it.
Bakura: Could you do it? My nails are damaged enough as it is!
Ryou: But Yami!
Bakura: *cries* All you ever think about is yourself!!! Its always me, me, me...
Ryou: *sighs* Fine... *he opens the door*
After a few days, things only got worse. The house became pink and everything could be described as "fluffy". Bakura started spending time with Mai and Anzu all the time. The only thing that remained of the old Bakura was this...
Random Guy: Oooh look at the white haired chick, she's hot!
Bakura: Excuse me! What did you say?
Random Guy: Hey Baby, want to go out with me?
Bakura: You freak! *The eye of hours glowed and he was blasted into the wall*
Random Guy: Owwww, WHO ARE YOU?
Bakura: Your nightmare
The Random Guy was never seen again, no one knows why, but everyone knows that he died very soon after that incident. As for Bakura her fun was just getting started, she may have been turned into a girl, but Bakura was still as violent as ever.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Mariya: Are we safe from Bakura? Will she become a he again? What happened to the Random Guy? And is Ryou ever going to stop wearing those dreadful pink T-Shirts that Bakura insisted he wore????
Ryou: Hey! I actually like those they're soft...
Bakura: Why did you make me a girl? You could've made me anything but a GIRL?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Mariya: You're lucky that you'll only be a girl a short time...
Bakura: Wonderful... How much is there left of this story?
Mariya: A chapter or two, more if the readers want
Bakura: Can't you just end it here????????
Mariya: You want to be a girl FOREVER? I guess I could do that if you really want to, I mean, why would I stop you but it just seems like....
Bakura: On the other hand, how about you just continue with your story?
Mariya: Do you really mean it?
Bakura: Do I have a choice?
Mariya: Nooo... By the way where's Yami?
Yami: Right here! I'm just having a staring contest *not blinking*
Bakura: With who?
Yami: The Wall! HA YOU BLINKED!!!!!!
Wall: Damn, I'll beat you next time!
Bakura: Wait a minute, you head a staring contest with the wall and you're claiming it blinked and then TALKED????????
Yami: Yep! ^_^
Bakura: Oh ok! ^_^ La la la
Mariya: ::Thinks: Right, I need to find out if they're on medication, then buy medication if they're not on it....::
Yami: La la la... Oh the dancing duel monsters!
Mariya: ::Forget about finding out, it has been confirmed::
