Chapter 3

"Alright Rei! You.Me. Out side. NOW!" Serena led the way.

"Serena its not the way it looks. I..uh tripped on the rug and fell on him." Rei said.

"There's no point in trying to lie anymore Rei. She should know the truth." Darien took Serena's hand. "Serena, I can't stand being around you. You're constant whining and crying drive me crazy! And you can't dress. If theres one thing I cant stand is my girl dressing tacky. " Serena looked at him in disbelief. "But..Darien....YOU CANT DRESS EITHER!"

"Serena! How could you say such a thing?!" Darien looked hurt. "I worked long and hard to pay for these pink plaid pants, my green jacket, and my EARTH shirt! " Serena took a step back and gasped. "Darien.....You're gay!?"Serena said half startled.

Rei stared at him the darien pouted and stomped his foot on the ground. "Oh poopies! You found out my secret!"

"If youre gay then why were you just with rei?" Serena asked curiosly.

"Oh, its just that rei reminds me so much of my old boyfriend.*Sniff* I miss him so much"

"WHAT?! I remind you of a guy?!" Rei shreiked.

"Hmm... yeah I guess I can see how rei could look like a guy." Serena said thoughtfully.

"Serena!!!!! Thats it! Mars Crystal Power!!!!!!!!" Rei shouted and tranformed into Sailor Mars.

"Mars Fire Ignite!" She directed the fire towards Serena. Serena screamed jumping out of the way.

"Rei, you're insane! But two can play at this game! MOON CRYSTAL POWER!" Serena screamed while running away from the fire attacks.

"Thats it rei! Moon Spiral Heart Attack!"

"Mars Celestial Fire Surround!"

Rei's attack vanquished Serena's flying hearts and finished off what was left of Serena's hair. "How are a bunch of hearts supposed to beat fire?!"

"Ahhhh Hearts are for love.....I wish my boyfriend was here." Darien said more to himself then to anyone else in the background. The two girls stared at him.

"So...Darien? Who was your boyfriend?" Rei asked him.

"Which one?"

"The last one you were with."

Darien giggled,"Oh I was with a bunch of guys at the same time,hehe. Well,lets see now...There was Andrew, Gregg, Ken, Serena's dad, Chad, and Rei's grandpa. I think thats all. "

"WHAT?!" Serena and Rei both yelled in unison.

"Oh ,wait, I was also with Rubeus. He has such a cute laugh!"

"Alright sicko gaywad! Thats it! MOON SCEPTOR...."

"MARS FIRE..."

"STOP RIGHT THERE!"a voice from behind them screamed.