Chapter 4
They turned to see Andrew and Chad standing just beyond the bushes.
Darien jumped up and down,"Oh my sweeties have come to rescue me! yeepie yay!"
"Thats right Darie Baby!" Andrew said.
"Yeah, Dude! These chics wont touch you as long as the Chad man is here to protect your righteous booty."
"Chaaaaaaaaaaaaadddd! what happened to you worshipping me?!" Rei yelled at him.
"Lower the harsh tone babe. How do you expect a dude of my virtuous status stay hooked on a dominatrix witchie girl that talks to birds?"
"I AM NOT A WITCH AND THOSE BIRDS TALKED TO ME FIRST!"
"Yeah,ok witchie dudette. Now leave Darien alone or you're gonna get a most heinous awakening!"
"I don't think so surfer boy!" Then rei ran at him and slammed her heel into Chad's cheek.
"Ah! My...my cheek!" Chad held his hands to the hole in his face made by rei's shoe. The shoe was dangling from his cheek by the heel.
"Give me my shoe back!" Rei told him hopping on the one foot that still had a shoe on it.
"Not in your dreams!" Chad took to the shoe from his cheek and chucked it at Rei. It struck Rei right in the nose flattening it to level down with the rest of her face.
"Ahhh!!!! My nose! Now i'll never be a model!"
"Get over it!" Serena said teaming up with Chad and Andrew. The two guys picked up Serena and used her as a log to ram Rei down. Rei's body flew back into a tree making a dent in it.
"Ugh...Serena...! What are you doing?!" ,Rei freaked getting up to her feet," They're the one's that stole your boyfriend and turned him the other way!"
"Oh....yeah....But you were making out with him!"
"Yeah thats right!"
"Like totally!" Both Andrew and Chad chimed in.
"Whew hoooooooo! You go boys!" Darien shouted doing a cheerleading stunt.
"Ok then,if thats how its going to be." Rei took out one fo those sailor commuicators and started talking into it. A second later Sailor Venus, Uranus, and Neptune came.
"Ok now lets fight!" Rei called over to Serena,Andrew,and Chad.
"No man! You got one more chic than us!" Chad yelled.
"Too bad, sissy boys." Venus yelled back.
"Hold on a sec!" Andrew said to them all. He took out a big pink plastic heart from his pocket. He typed something into it and when he pushed enter a part of the thong song rang out. Andrew put the heart back into his pocket and looked up proudly when some others came.
"Yo,guys whats going on?" Ken asked.
"Yeah,really? Me and my wife were sorta busy at the moment.."
"Ew, daddy. I didn't need to know that." Serena said from the ground.
"Andrew,explain." Gregg commanded him.
"Rei and Serena were gonna mess with Darien but me and Chad couldnt let that happen so Chad fought off Rei and then we used Serena to knock Rei down and then Rei called some other scouts and then I called you guys."
"Uh huh, so now we all gotta fight them to protect our gayest pal here?"
"Yup,"
"Ok."
"Who's gay?" Venus asked.
"All us guys." Ken said.
"You too, Andrew?"
"Yeah. Dont know how it happened but I guess I found Darien more attractive than you. He's got a great body and well, you don't."
"EXCUSE ME?! I know you did not just tell me I had a nasty body!" Venus raged, hers eyes changing from blue to red and a evil aura surrounded her body.
"Uh...uh.....dude, someone help me!" Andrew screamed running to hide.
"No one can help you now!" A burst light beamed from her body.All her attacks mixed into one giant one and headed straight for Andrew.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Gregg,Ken,and Serena's dad yelled jumping in front of harms way for one of their many boyfriends. The attack engolfed them all in it ,including Andrew,sending body parts flying all over the place.
"HA HA HA! Thats what you get for dissing my body!" Venus threw her head back and laughed madly.
"Ack, no! Half my boyfriends are dead!Not even Darien can satisfy my every longing!" Chad hung his head.
"And lucky you will be joining them so stop wasting your time complaining!"Rei told him.
"Oooooooooooooo not Chad! I favored him 2nd most!" Darien cried.
"Sorry Dare but this boy has got to go,"Rei smiled",You're so burnt! Mars Fire..."
"Wait. Just hold on a sec before going totally postal on me!" Chad said
"WHAT?! POSTAL?! YOU WANT ME TO GO POSTAL?!HUH?! DO YA PUNK?! I'LL SHOW YOU POSTAL! HA HA!!! HA HA HAAAA!"
They turned to see Andrew and Chad standing just beyond the bushes.
Darien jumped up and down,"Oh my sweeties have come to rescue me! yeepie yay!"
"Thats right Darie Baby!" Andrew said.
"Yeah, Dude! These chics wont touch you as long as the Chad man is here to protect your righteous booty."
"Chaaaaaaaaaaaaadddd! what happened to you worshipping me?!" Rei yelled at him.
"Lower the harsh tone babe. How do you expect a dude of my virtuous status stay hooked on a dominatrix witchie girl that talks to birds?"
"I AM NOT A WITCH AND THOSE BIRDS TALKED TO ME FIRST!"
"Yeah,ok witchie dudette. Now leave Darien alone or you're gonna get a most heinous awakening!"
"I don't think so surfer boy!" Then rei ran at him and slammed her heel into Chad's cheek.
"Ah! My...my cheek!" Chad held his hands to the hole in his face made by rei's shoe. The shoe was dangling from his cheek by the heel.
"Give me my shoe back!" Rei told him hopping on the one foot that still had a shoe on it.
"Not in your dreams!" Chad took to the shoe from his cheek and chucked it at Rei. It struck Rei right in the nose flattening it to level down with the rest of her face.
"Ahhh!!!! My nose! Now i'll never be a model!"
"Get over it!" Serena said teaming up with Chad and Andrew. The two guys picked up Serena and used her as a log to ram Rei down. Rei's body flew back into a tree making a dent in it.
"Ugh...Serena...! What are you doing?!" ,Rei freaked getting up to her feet," They're the one's that stole your boyfriend and turned him the other way!"
"Oh....yeah....But you were making out with him!"
"Yeah thats right!"
"Like totally!" Both Andrew and Chad chimed in.
"Whew hoooooooo! You go boys!" Darien shouted doing a cheerleading stunt.
"Ok then,if thats how its going to be." Rei took out one fo those sailor commuicators and started talking into it. A second later Sailor Venus, Uranus, and Neptune came.
"Ok now lets fight!" Rei called over to Serena,Andrew,and Chad.
"No man! You got one more chic than us!" Chad yelled.
"Too bad, sissy boys." Venus yelled back.
"Hold on a sec!" Andrew said to them all. He took out a big pink plastic heart from his pocket. He typed something into it and when he pushed enter a part of the thong song rang out. Andrew put the heart back into his pocket and looked up proudly when some others came.
"Yo,guys whats going on?" Ken asked.
"Yeah,really? Me and my wife were sorta busy at the moment.."
"Ew, daddy. I didn't need to know that." Serena said from the ground.
"Andrew,explain." Gregg commanded him.
"Rei and Serena were gonna mess with Darien but me and Chad couldnt let that happen so Chad fought off Rei and then we used Serena to knock Rei down and then Rei called some other scouts and then I called you guys."
"Uh huh, so now we all gotta fight them to protect our gayest pal here?"
"Yup,"
"Ok."
"Who's gay?" Venus asked.
"All us guys." Ken said.
"You too, Andrew?"
"Yeah. Dont know how it happened but I guess I found Darien more attractive than you. He's got a great body and well, you don't."
"EXCUSE ME?! I know you did not just tell me I had a nasty body!" Venus raged, hers eyes changing from blue to red and a evil aura surrounded her body.
"Uh...uh.....dude, someone help me!" Andrew screamed running to hide.
"No one can help you now!" A burst light beamed from her body.All her attacks mixed into one giant one and headed straight for Andrew.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Gregg,Ken,and Serena's dad yelled jumping in front of harms way for one of their many boyfriends. The attack engolfed them all in it ,including Andrew,sending body parts flying all over the place.
"HA HA HA! Thats what you get for dissing my body!" Venus threw her head back and laughed madly.
"Ack, no! Half my boyfriends are dead!Not even Darien can satisfy my every longing!" Chad hung his head.
"And lucky you will be joining them so stop wasting your time complaining!"Rei told him.
"Oooooooooooooo not Chad! I favored him 2nd most!" Darien cried.
"Sorry Dare but this boy has got to go,"Rei smiled",You're so burnt! Mars Fire..."
"Wait. Just hold on a sec before going totally postal on me!" Chad said
"WHAT?! POSTAL?! YOU WANT ME TO GO POSTAL?!HUH?! DO YA PUNK?! I'LL SHOW YOU POSTAL! HA HA!!! HA HA HAAAA!"
