Chapter 5
"Eeeeee! She's starting to scare me!!!" Neptune whimpered.
"Aw,don't worry. The big bad Mars aint gonna hurt you as long as i'm around." Uranus comforted.
"OH WHATS WRONG?! BIG BABY NEPTUNE CRYING?! DO YOU WANT ME TO GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO CRY ABOUT?!" Rei shot fire all over the place aiming wherever she felt like it.
"Get control of yourself you pyromaniac!" Uranus shouted. The shower of fire stop and Rei psychotic-ness ended.
"Oh, sorry guys. Guess I got caught up in the moment. heheh. heheheheh HAHA HAHA HAHHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!!!!! MARS FIRE IGNITE!!!!!!" Fire swallowed up Uranus and Neptune at once. In the back Chad fell to the ground in relief that it wasnt him who just got burned up.
"DONT THINK YOU'RE GETTING OUT OF THIS!" Rei screamed.
"Rei, I was just playing around. You know that! Darien was just a play toy when you weren't around but I always really did love you babe!" Chad babbled on.
"OH REALLY? WELL I GOT YOU BABE! haha" Rei's fire splurted out from where ever it came from and instantly overcame Chad's body( the hairspray he be using to keep his nappy hair in his eyes helped the fire to spread faster)
"AH THE WITCH HAS CAST A SPELL OVER ME! AH HELP!" Chad screamed til his body became a pile of ashes and a blue gem fell into the pile then turning black.
"Uh, whats the gem bout?" Serena questioned.
"Chad was one of the evil dudes from Emerald!" Darien squealed. "Oh mi gosh! Oh mi gosh! heheh , I wonder if Diamond and Sapphire were as good as he was."
"Ugh.Alright Darien, you squealing over guys is making me sick. Come on Mars,Venus! Lets get rid of his gay loving butt!" Serena said in determination.
"Right on my sistah! You go girl! Getting down and funky! Peace out Darien!" Venus cheered.
Darien,mars,and serena all turned to Venus.
"Ok,change of plans! Rei and Darien help me take care of this hippie loving peace scout then we'll take care of the gay dude!" Serena instructed.
"Oh with too much pleasure! I mean who really says ' you go girlfriend' anymore?" Rei said annoyed.
"Wha...Wait you guys....I don't mean to talk like that...its just well.. I came out of the 70's going on the 80's!" Venus shrieked.
"What are you talking about?! Rei shouted.
"Well you know how I just popped up in that one episode w/o giving any real explanation? Here it is. I taveled through time from the 70's almost 80's and thats why I talk the way I do! I guess its lucky for me I got rid of my fro before coming." Venus explained.
"I guess that would explain some things but you know what? I never really liked the 70"s and I think we should get rid of all that remains of it." Serena suggested.
"Jungle boogie! dududu dududu!" Darien sang dancing behind them.
"We seriously got to kill that guy even if he was a good kisser." Rei told Venus and Serena.
"Seriously but first this Planet of Love chick." Serena said and Rei nodded. Before Venus could try to talk them out of it those stupid hearts engulfed in fire swarmed over Venus and devoured her whole.
"OOOOOOOOOOh, bonfire!" Darien appeared in a cheerleaders outfit and jumped up in down kicking up a leg in front of the now insintigrated body of venus.
"Ah im going to go insane with him acting so girly!" Serena screached.
"Same here. Let's do it!" Rei agreed.
"Ha ha ha ha ha ha HAAAAA! Finally i'll get Serena all to myself! And I dont even have to get my hands dirty!" A voice said coming from a tree high above them.