Chapter8
Seiya kicked Taiki in the head so hard that Taiki got knocked over. Taiki rose up holding the side of his head with tears pouring from his eye's (oh, and serena is on the ground sucking in a bunch of air).
"Seiya, it can be great. Just try to see. You can go out to work every day and bring home the bacon and i'll cook it for dinner. I'll wear a lacey pink apron and care for you always!"
Seiya starts to get freaked out by this whole and backs away from Taiki.
"Maybe you should go to Darien about your needs for a male partner. I heard he's great." Seiya told him.
"Hey! I told you I'm not gay! It was just ..."Tuxedo Mask tried to explain before he was interrupted.
"That's enough! I am going to get rid of your gay hind!",Serena shouted in anger,"There is no way I am going to let a gay ,mulesting ,supposedly friend to the sailor scouts live!!!"
"You rock, hon!"Seiya smiled.
Serena smiled wickedly. She charged in darien's direction. Darien held himself ready but at the last moment she yanked out her moon scepter and crossed in front of wicked lady and fell forward as the moon of the sceptar peirced through her trashy black/red dress in the midsection. Wicked Lady shreiked out in the same shrill voice she laughs with. Blood spilled from the body and splattered on sailor moon's once clean sailor suit.
"Ugh! You ruined my outfit!!!" Serena freaked. Wicked Lady only moaned. Serena pulled out her sceptar from the tramp's stomach and began smashing her head with it.
"This'll teach you to mess with my man!"She shrieked as WL's body went into convulsions. (ha ha! convulsive=spelling word!!!! I think I used it somewhat in the right sense!) Then serena rose up and turned to Darien who looked on the edge of a nervous breakdown.
"Uh...heheh, you know I was only joking sweetheart! I still love you. This thing with me and rini..it was just a ...um...april fool's joke!"
"ITS AUGUST YOU IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!" Sailor Moon raised her sceptar high in the air. Darien screamed the girliest scream that you could only have heard from a lad that hadn't hit puberty yet. He ran for his life as the other's watched on, quite entertained.
"DONT THINK YOU'RE GONNA GET AWAY FROM ME!" Serena ran after him still holding her sceptar high. When they were half way down the street serena pulled her hand back and with as much force as serena contained she chucked the thing at Darien. It hit him on his upper back and he fell forward. Serena continued running until she was a few feet from his body. She jumped into the air and landed on the sceptar driving it all the way through his body as he let at that girly scream.
"HA HA HA! DO YOU LIKE THAT?! DO YA WANT MORE?! "
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"Darien replied.
"WAS THAT A YES?!"Serena jumped up and down his his back, mostly where she had thrown the sceptar at him. Seiya and the others had come to sheer her on.
"Whew, yeah! You go my Sailor Moonie!"
"Bash his brains out!"
"Rip them pink plaid pants off his skinny weinny body!"
"Yeah! Burn the Earth shirt!"
Serena kicked Darien's body over onto his back. She stuffed his mouth full of them rotting roses he always be carrying in his pocket or where ever they come from.
"Goodbye honey pooh!" Serena said evily sweet as held her sceptar and shoved the sharp point of the moon into Darien's stomach and dragged it up to his collar bone. She went in and pulled out his lower organs. Stomach, kideys,etc. Then she pulled apart his rib cage and held his heart in her hands.
"Mmmm, yummy." She held the heart in front of his face and tightened her grip on it til it burst into a gooey mess over his face. He was in between pratically dead and death but she made sure he still felt pain. She pulled the skin that once covered his stomach apart til it ripped then she tore off his earth shirt and sent it over to the people who wrote Death of a Shirt(good story go read it!) When she was sure he no longer breathed she stop the miserable torture. Then all of a sudden the rotted rose petals transformed into the pokemon/furbies and started to devour his body.
"AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Darien screamed again.
Serena stared and giggled,"ooh, I guess he wasnt dead hehe!"
The pokemon/furbies finished eating the body and then they all started kissing and hugging each other.
"ummm, arent those things like all guys or something?" Taiki asked.
"I guess twhen they ate him they got his gay genes." Serena informed them and then turned her head to the sound of applause.
"Ah,well that felt good!" She stood up and smiled.
"Nice job!"
"Couldnt have done it better myself!"
"It was a 5 star performance!"
"Two thumbs up!"
"Thank you! Thank you!" She bowed to them. "Now it time for you to go Rei..."
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