Chapter 9
"Now just hold on a minute! Since Darien was gay and wasn't really interested in me then you shouldn't have been jealous so really there's no reason to attempt to kill me." Rei said.
"Yeah but you were still making out with him and I never liked you anyway so that gives me two reason's to kill you!" Serena said back.
"Ugh! How couldn't you like me? Everyone like's me! I am a black hair beauty as well as a priestess! You should feel honored to know one such as I!"
"Ha, yeah right! You are the ugliest out of all the scouts, you're more irritating than Rini , and if all it take's to be a priestess is to be able to have a big fire in the house and talking to it then I guess I'm a priestess as well! Honor to me!" Serena said get ready to take on the first scout she had been meaning to get rid of.
"Fine, piggy moon! I'm gonna kick your .."
"Enough with the talk mars!" Moon said as she jumped into the air bringing her leg out on the verge of slamming it into mar's cheek but she moved out of the way just in time. Then Mars ran up to Moon and slammed her transformation stick on the top of Moon's head. Serena let out a yelp and part of her skull had cracked off and blood squirted out. Her bloody pink brain was in clear view for everyone to see.
"Ewie, honey! I love you but that's a little icky!" Seiya said from the side.
Serena paused her fight with mars for a second while she went over to Seiya.
"Won't you please kiss it for me to make it all better?!" She fluttered her eyelashes as Seiya looked at the big smushy pumping brain disgustedly. "Is that a no?" she asked not expecting a answer as she swung her fist into his guts and as he bent over grabbing at his stomach she kicked her knee up and hit him in the nose. Seiya fell back and Serena took the chip of her skull that had fallen off and jammed it in his eye. He let out a scream that only lasted until the wedge of skull had gone into his brain tearing a big hole in it and Serena turned the chip in a circular motion that it would retard his brain and junk. So now poor lil cutie Seiya is dead…..should've kept him alive….ANYWAYS!
*~ On another planet somewhere in the solar system, take your pick. *~
"Please settle down everyone! We are trying the best we can to help you out." Mercury said standing from the front of the large castle which was where Pluto lived.
"We want food!"
"Big Bob ate it all! How do you expect us to live?!"
"My children are starving!"
"Big Bob ate my children!"
"Big Bob's eating my children!" The people shouted to the sailor scouts.
Pluto, Mercury, Saturn, Jupiter, and anyone I other scout that hasn't been killed yet and ain't on earth or anything else is there.
"What are we going to do?! Big Bob is eating everything on this planet!" Jupiter exclaimed.
"Should I destroy the planet?!" Saturn asked cheerily.
"Hmm…that sounds like a good idea." Jupiter said.
"Wait a minute now. We have to think if this would be good for the planet. It is mine after all and I must look after the people." Pluto said matter of factly.
"We know you hate looking over these whiny people. This is a great way to get rid of them!" Saturn laughed hysterically as if she had just said a really funny joke.
"I must agree with Saturn on this one. Big Bob will eat all of us soon if we don't get rid of him. Might as well get rid of the rest of the people on this planet along with him." Mercury told them.
"But wont this kill the rest of us too?" Pluto asked.
"I don't know. I haven't tried doing it yet!" Saturn exclaimed.
"You seem a little happy about this." Jupiter said to Saturn.
"Do I? I guess I do! Tee hee!" She giggled.
"Alright then, lets do it." Pluto said somewhat relieved that she was gonna get rid of the people that inhabited her planet.
"Yay!" Saturn jumped to her feet. Just then the planet rumbled and shook. They all turned to see what had happened and saw Big Bob coming towards them.
"Ah, hurry up Saturn!" Jupiter said.
"Ok, ok! SATURN PLANET….." Big Bob was almost there…..just a few yards away now……eeek! Run!
"DESTRUCTION!!!" Saturn shouted. ( umm…..I have no idea what she really says so I made up the words. I just don't feel like going upstairs to check my manga on the right words.)
A bright light appeared blinding all and the planet shook even more and a big big blast poofed all over the place encasing the scouts and Big Bob in it. The planet people screamed and ran. Then there was a big explosion and a big puff of smoke then all was good again! Well except now that all 4 scouts laid on the ground dead and sizzling along with all the planet people. The only one that survived was ………BIG BOB! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! SOMEBODY SAVE ME!!!!!!……..but nobody says that cuz they're all dead! So now Big bob is sitting on his big butt tearing off Jupiter's leg and stuff it in his big mouth sloshing the meaty muscles around in his fat cheeks. And he eventually eats everyone on that planet all of which are dead and now back to……
~* Earth *~
"That was a nice little break." Sailor Moon said sitting down drinking a lemonade.
"Oh, yes, yes it was. " Mar's was sitting in Darien's lap while Darien stared at her thinking of his boyfriend that looked like her……but wait! Darien's not gay! *cough cough*
"Now just hold on a minute! Since Darien was gay and wasn't really interested in me then you shouldn't have been jealous so really there's no reason to attempt to kill me." Rei said.
"Yeah but you were still making out with him and I never liked you anyway so that gives me two reason's to kill you!" Serena said back.
"Ugh! How couldn't you like me? Everyone like's me! I am a black hair beauty as well as a priestess! You should feel honored to know one such as I!"
"Ha, yeah right! You are the ugliest out of all the scouts, you're more irritating than Rini , and if all it take's to be a priestess is to be able to have a big fire in the house and talking to it then I guess I'm a priestess as well! Honor to me!" Serena said get ready to take on the first scout she had been meaning to get rid of.
"Fine, piggy moon! I'm gonna kick your .."
"Enough with the talk mars!" Moon said as she jumped into the air bringing her leg out on the verge of slamming it into mar's cheek but she moved out of the way just in time. Then Mars ran up to Moon and slammed her transformation stick on the top of Moon's head. Serena let out a yelp and part of her skull had cracked off and blood squirted out. Her bloody pink brain was in clear view for everyone to see.
"Ewie, honey! I love you but that's a little icky!" Seiya said from the side.
Serena paused her fight with mars for a second while she went over to Seiya.
"Won't you please kiss it for me to make it all better?!" She fluttered her eyelashes as Seiya looked at the big smushy pumping brain disgustedly. "Is that a no?" she asked not expecting a answer as she swung her fist into his guts and as he bent over grabbing at his stomach she kicked her knee up and hit him in the nose. Seiya fell back and Serena took the chip of her skull that had fallen off and jammed it in his eye. He let out a scream that only lasted until the wedge of skull had gone into his brain tearing a big hole in it and Serena turned the chip in a circular motion that it would retard his brain and junk. So now poor lil cutie Seiya is dead…..should've kept him alive….ANYWAYS!
*~ On another planet somewhere in the solar system, take your pick. *~
"Please settle down everyone! We are trying the best we can to help you out." Mercury said standing from the front of the large castle which was where Pluto lived.
"We want food!"
"Big Bob ate it all! How do you expect us to live?!"
"My children are starving!"
"Big Bob ate my children!"
"Big Bob's eating my children!" The people shouted to the sailor scouts.
Pluto, Mercury, Saturn, Jupiter, and anyone I other scout that hasn't been killed yet and ain't on earth or anything else is there.
"What are we going to do?! Big Bob is eating everything on this planet!" Jupiter exclaimed.
"Should I destroy the planet?!" Saturn asked cheerily.
"Hmm…that sounds like a good idea." Jupiter said.
"Wait a minute now. We have to think if this would be good for the planet. It is mine after all and I must look after the people." Pluto said matter of factly.
"We know you hate looking over these whiny people. This is a great way to get rid of them!" Saturn laughed hysterically as if she had just said a really funny joke.
"I must agree with Saturn on this one. Big Bob will eat all of us soon if we don't get rid of him. Might as well get rid of the rest of the people on this planet along with him." Mercury told them.
"But wont this kill the rest of us too?" Pluto asked.
"I don't know. I haven't tried doing it yet!" Saturn exclaimed.
"You seem a little happy about this." Jupiter said to Saturn.
"Do I? I guess I do! Tee hee!" She giggled.
"Alright then, lets do it." Pluto said somewhat relieved that she was gonna get rid of the people that inhabited her planet.
"Yay!" Saturn jumped to her feet. Just then the planet rumbled and shook. They all turned to see what had happened and saw Big Bob coming towards them.
"Ah, hurry up Saturn!" Jupiter said.
"Ok, ok! SATURN PLANET….." Big Bob was almost there…..just a few yards away now……eeek! Run!
"DESTRUCTION!!!" Saturn shouted. ( umm…..I have no idea what she really says so I made up the words. I just don't feel like going upstairs to check my manga on the right words.)
A bright light appeared blinding all and the planet shook even more and a big big blast poofed all over the place encasing the scouts and Big Bob in it. The planet people screamed and ran. Then there was a big explosion and a big puff of smoke then all was good again! Well except now that all 4 scouts laid on the ground dead and sizzling along with all the planet people. The only one that survived was ………BIG BOB! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! SOMEBODY SAVE ME!!!!!!……..but nobody says that cuz they're all dead! So now Big bob is sitting on his big butt tearing off Jupiter's leg and stuff it in his big mouth sloshing the meaty muscles around in his fat cheeks. And he eventually eats everyone on that planet all of which are dead and now back to……
~* Earth *~
"That was a nice little break." Sailor Moon said sitting down drinking a lemonade.
"Oh, yes, yes it was. " Mar's was sitting in Darien's lap while Darien stared at her thinking of his boyfriend that looked like her……but wait! Darien's not gay! *cough cough*
