"Wow the summer just flew by. I can't belive we are getting on the train to Hogwarts," Ron exclaimed.
"I know what you mean. It seems like just yesterday you picked me up to go to your house,"
Harry said. "Yeah," Ron sighed happily. "I really missed school," Hermoine said. "You would,"
a voice said. They turned around and saw..... Draco Malofoy! "What are youuuuu doing here,"
Ron asked. "Going to school, like the rest of you doofus." Ron's face turned red and he turned
away. "Get out of here Malfoy. No one wants you here," Harry said. "Why would I want to be
with you idiots," Malfoy said. "Well then what the hell are you doing here?" Hermoine asked. Well
I um, whatever." Malfoy turned and left. "Good ridence," Ron muttered. They all gigeled and
continued talking. They talked and talked for what seemed like forever. "Will we ever get there?" Ron whined. Harry looked out the window. "I think we are almost..." but stopped in mid sentence and gasped in suprise. He saw a giant egg. And it had a face! "Harry what is it whats wrong?" Hermoine asked. "I saw I saw an an an egg." "Wow how scary," Ron said sarcastily. "It had a face! A mean one!" Harry excalimed. Ron and Hermoine looked out the window and saw nothing. "Harry theres nothing there. You must be seeing things," Ron said. The train finally came to a stop. "We're here," Hermione said happily. Harry took one more nervous glance out the window then followed his friends.
Wasn't the food delious," Semus said. "Oh yes much better then last year," Nevlle said. "I totally agree," Hermoine said. "Yeah," Ron said. "Well," Harry started to say but stopped. Neveille had the stangest expression on his face. "Whats wrong?" Harry asked. "Its its its its its its its its......." Everyone turned to look at where NEveile was pointing. "OMG its Nsync," Hermoine shrieked. "Whats a Nsync," Ron asked. "There a boy band Ron!" "Whats the big deal. "Boy bands are soooooooooooo cool. They can't sing, look like idiots when they dance and are sooooooooo hott. Especially when there all icky and sweaty," Hermoine said. She and Neville ran up to them and asked for their autographs. "Come on Ron, lets go to our room," Harry said.
Meanwhile Professor Snape was throwing a fit. "I wanted that job and you gave it to some idiot who couldn't even show up for the sorting cermony and dinner!" "She running let Servus," Dumbuldore said. "She? She? SHE!!!!!!!!!1 You gave the defense against dark arts to a woman! Are you insane?" "Now Servus calm down." "Yes," a voice from behind said. "Do calm down. Servus gasped. Behind him was the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. She had long flowing red hair, dark orange eyes and a nose like Sarah Jessica Parker. "I'am Professor Snifn'Scrath," she said. Snape just stared at her in amazement. "Oh Auroa. Iam so glad you finally made it," Dumbuldore said.
Back with Nsync millons of girls and some guys where getting there autographs. "Could you point us in the direction of Professor Dumbdores office," Chris asked. "I'll take you there one of the girls shrieked and grabbed Chris and Joey's hands and started running. The others followed.
In the boys room Harry and Ron were talking about girls. "Do you still like Cho?" Ron asked. "Well um yes," Harry admited. He paused then asked, "Who do you like?" Ron turned a deep shade of red and mumbled something. "What was that I didn't hear you?" Harry said. Ron gulped then whisphered, "Hermoine." "You like Hermoine," Harry shouted. "Shhhhh," Ron said. "Sorry. Why did you never tell me before?" "I geuss I was a little embarsed." "Why?" "I don't know. I geuss cause we're such good friends and oh I don't know."
Nsync was lost. They finally lost the girls but had no idea were they were. "We need to find him," Justin. "Oh but where?" Lance asked. Joey shook his head and leaned on the gargolye. "Oh farfucklye," Justin said. While the others gave him a weird look and moved away the gargolye sprang to life causing Joey to fall. "Wow a seceret passage," J.C. said with a giggle. "Lets explore it!" Lance said. The boys went into the room and found Profesoor Dumbldore with and ugly woman and stange looking man. "Aw man he found the secret passage before us," Lance said sadly. "This is no secert passage boys, this is my office." "You turned the secret passage into your office," Justin said. "Oh God," Snape muttered. The woman started laughing but then tried to hide it. "So why did you call for us?" Joey asked. "Well the thing is....."
*Author's note* I know there are a lot of words spelled wrong and I spelled peoples names wrong so don't say anything about it in the reviews
"I know what you mean. It seems like just yesterday you picked me up to go to your house,"
Harry said. "Yeah," Ron sighed happily. "I really missed school," Hermoine said. "You would,"
a voice said. They turned around and saw..... Draco Malofoy! "What are youuuuu doing here,"
Ron asked. "Going to school, like the rest of you doofus." Ron's face turned red and he turned
away. "Get out of here Malfoy. No one wants you here," Harry said. "Why would I want to be
with you idiots," Malfoy said. "Well then what the hell are you doing here?" Hermoine asked. Well
I um, whatever." Malfoy turned and left. "Good ridence," Ron muttered. They all gigeled and
continued talking. They talked and talked for what seemed like forever. "Will we ever get there?" Ron whined. Harry looked out the window. "I think we are almost..." but stopped in mid sentence and gasped in suprise. He saw a giant egg. And it had a face! "Harry what is it whats wrong?" Hermoine asked. "I saw I saw an an an egg." "Wow how scary," Ron said sarcastily. "It had a face! A mean one!" Harry excalimed. Ron and Hermoine looked out the window and saw nothing. "Harry theres nothing there. You must be seeing things," Ron said. The train finally came to a stop. "We're here," Hermione said happily. Harry took one more nervous glance out the window then followed his friends.
Wasn't the food delious," Semus said. "Oh yes much better then last year," Nevlle said. "I totally agree," Hermoine said. "Yeah," Ron said. "Well," Harry started to say but stopped. Neveille had the stangest expression on his face. "Whats wrong?" Harry asked. "Its its its its its its its its......." Everyone turned to look at where NEveile was pointing. "OMG its Nsync," Hermoine shrieked. "Whats a Nsync," Ron asked. "There a boy band Ron!" "Whats the big deal. "Boy bands are soooooooooooo cool. They can't sing, look like idiots when they dance and are sooooooooo hott. Especially when there all icky and sweaty," Hermoine said. She and Neville ran up to them and asked for their autographs. "Come on Ron, lets go to our room," Harry said.
Meanwhile Professor Snape was throwing a fit. "I wanted that job and you gave it to some idiot who couldn't even show up for the sorting cermony and dinner!" "She running let Servus," Dumbuldore said. "She? She? SHE!!!!!!!!!1 You gave the defense against dark arts to a woman! Are you insane?" "Now Servus calm down." "Yes," a voice from behind said. "Do calm down. Servus gasped. Behind him was the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. She had long flowing red hair, dark orange eyes and a nose like Sarah Jessica Parker. "I'am Professor Snifn'Scrath," she said. Snape just stared at her in amazement. "Oh Auroa. Iam so glad you finally made it," Dumbuldore said.
Back with Nsync millons of girls and some guys where getting there autographs. "Could you point us in the direction of Professor Dumbdores office," Chris asked. "I'll take you there one of the girls shrieked and grabbed Chris and Joey's hands and started running. The others followed.
In the boys room Harry and Ron were talking about girls. "Do you still like Cho?" Ron asked. "Well um yes," Harry admited. He paused then asked, "Who do you like?" Ron turned a deep shade of red and mumbled something. "What was that I didn't hear you?" Harry said. Ron gulped then whisphered, "Hermoine." "You like Hermoine," Harry shouted. "Shhhhh," Ron said. "Sorry. Why did you never tell me before?" "I geuss I was a little embarsed." "Why?" "I don't know. I geuss cause we're such good friends and oh I don't know."
Nsync was lost. They finally lost the girls but had no idea were they were. "We need to find him," Justin. "Oh but where?" Lance asked. Joey shook his head and leaned on the gargolye. "Oh farfucklye," Justin said. While the others gave him a weird look and moved away the gargolye sprang to life causing Joey to fall. "Wow a seceret passage," J.C. said with a giggle. "Lets explore it!" Lance said. The boys went into the room and found Profesoor Dumbldore with and ugly woman and stange looking man. "Aw man he found the secret passage before us," Lance said sadly. "This is no secert passage boys, this is my office." "You turned the secret passage into your office," Justin said. "Oh God," Snape muttered. The woman started laughing but then tried to hide it. "So why did you call for us?" Joey asked. "Well the thing is....."
*Author's note* I know there are a lot of words spelled wrong and I spelled peoples names wrong so don't say anything about it in the reviews
