Harry was walking through the halls alone. He had a lot on his mind. First there was Cho. There was someone after her. He didnt
know what he would do without her. Then there was the whole Ron/Hermonie thing. He should just ask her already! But Ron
was so scared. It made Harry angry. He couldnt understand what he was afriad. The worse that could happen was she would
say no but he knew she would say yes. It was so obvious they were so into each other. But oh well. He turned the corner and
there that stood before him was a thousand eggs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And they all had faces!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Mean ones!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Harry screamed, "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
But no one heard him and the eggs cornered him. They laughed.
"You will be a good sacrfice," one said
"And tasty too," another said
Harry had no were to run. He was very scared. When all of a sudden out of nowhere came Adam Sandler!!! And with him he
had a guitar. The eggs stared at him. He smiled then sat down and said,
"Since it is almost Thanksgiving I think we should all hear the Thanksgiving song!" He cleared his throat then sang
THE THANKSGIVING SONG
"Love to eat turkey
Love to eat turkey
Love to eat turkey
'Cause it's good
Love to eat turkey
Like a good boy should
'Cause it's turkey to eat
So good
Turkey for me
Turkey for you
Let's eat the turkey
In my big brown shoe
Love to eat the turkey
At the table
I once saw a movie
With Betty Grable
Eat that turkey
All night long
Fifty million Elvis fans
Can't be wrong
Turkey lurkey doo and
Turkey lurkey dap
I eat that turkey
Then I take a nap
Thanksgiving is a special night
Jimmy Walker used to say Dynomite
That's right
Turkey with gravy and cranberry
Can't believe the Mets traded Darryl Strawberry
Turkey for you and
Turkey for me
Can't believe Tyson
Gave that girl V.D.
White meat, dark meat
You just can't lose
I fell off my moped
And I got a bruise
Turkey in the oven
And the buns in the toaster
I'll never take down
My Cheryl Tiegs poster
Wrap the turkey up
In aluminum foil
My brother likes to masturbate
With baby oil
Turkey and sweet potato pie
Sammy Davis Jr.
Only had one eye
Turkey for the girls and
Turkey for the boys
My favorite kind of pants
Are corduroys
Gobble gobble goo and
Gobble gobble gickel
I wish turkey
Only cost a nickel
Oh I love turkey on Thanksgiving"
The eggs and Harry stared at him. Adam laughed then said,
"Im hungry! I could sure go for an egg salad!
He looked at the eggs and they screamed and ran away and Adam ran after them shouting
"You like being in my stomach!! Its very nice!!! Come Backkkkkkkkkkk. I'll get you!!!!!!"
Harry signed with relief and Dumbldore came running.
"Harry, Harry are you ok?" he asked
"Yeah, I'm fine," he said
"What happened? I heard you scream!"
"Eggs surroneded me but then Adam Sandler came and I think he ate them."
"Really he ate them?"
"Well I'm not sure he said he going to i don't know if he caught up with them."
"How strange."
"Yeah"
"Well Harry run along to your room now, and dont tell anyone what happened."
"Or Professor."
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"Mmmmmmmmmm," Drusilla said
Another idiot was wandered around and Drusilla got him.
"So tastey," she mumbled
She smiled that insane smile
"Need more."
Then she laughed and got up and spinned around in a circle with her arms spread out
know what he would do without her. Then there was the whole Ron/Hermonie thing. He should just ask her already! But Ron
was so scared. It made Harry angry. He couldnt understand what he was afriad. The worse that could happen was she would
say no but he knew she would say yes. It was so obvious they were so into each other. But oh well. He turned the corner and
there that stood before him was a thousand eggs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And they all had faces!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Mean ones!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Harry screamed, "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
But no one heard him and the eggs cornered him. They laughed.
"You will be a good sacrfice," one said
"And tasty too," another said
Harry had no were to run. He was very scared. When all of a sudden out of nowhere came Adam Sandler!!! And with him he
had a guitar. The eggs stared at him. He smiled then sat down and said,
"Since it is almost Thanksgiving I think we should all hear the Thanksgiving song!" He cleared his throat then sang
THE THANKSGIVING SONG
"Love to eat turkey
Love to eat turkey
Love to eat turkey
'Cause it's good
Love to eat turkey
Like a good boy should
'Cause it's turkey to eat
So good
Turkey for me
Turkey for you
Let's eat the turkey
In my big brown shoe
Love to eat the turkey
At the table
I once saw a movie
With Betty Grable
Eat that turkey
All night long
Fifty million Elvis fans
Can't be wrong
Turkey lurkey doo and
Turkey lurkey dap
I eat that turkey
Then I take a nap
Thanksgiving is a special night
Jimmy Walker used to say Dynomite
That's right
Turkey with gravy and cranberry
Can't believe the Mets traded Darryl Strawberry
Turkey for you and
Turkey for me
Can't believe Tyson
Gave that girl V.D.
White meat, dark meat
You just can't lose
I fell off my moped
And I got a bruise
Turkey in the oven
And the buns in the toaster
I'll never take down
My Cheryl Tiegs poster
Wrap the turkey up
In aluminum foil
My brother likes to masturbate
With baby oil
Turkey and sweet potato pie
Sammy Davis Jr.
Only had one eye
Turkey for the girls and
Turkey for the boys
My favorite kind of pants
Are corduroys
Gobble gobble goo and
Gobble gobble gickel
I wish turkey
Only cost a nickel
Oh I love turkey on Thanksgiving"
The eggs and Harry stared at him. Adam laughed then said,
"Im hungry! I could sure go for an egg salad!
He looked at the eggs and they screamed and ran away and Adam ran after them shouting
"You like being in my stomach!! Its very nice!!! Come Backkkkkkkkkkk. I'll get you!!!!!!"
Harry signed with relief and Dumbldore came running.
"Harry, Harry are you ok?" he asked
"Yeah, I'm fine," he said
"What happened? I heard you scream!"
"Eggs surroneded me but then Adam Sandler came and I think he ate them."
"Really he ate them?"
"Well I'm not sure he said he going to i don't know if he caught up with them."
"How strange."
"Yeah"
"Well Harry run along to your room now, and dont tell anyone what happened."
"Or Professor."
_________________________________________________________________________________________________
"Mmmmmmmmmm," Drusilla said
Another idiot was wandered around and Drusilla got him.
"So tastey," she mumbled
She smiled that insane smile
"Need more."
Then she laughed and got up and spinned around in a circle with her arms spread out
