Disclaimer: I don't own Rurouni Kenshin nor The Monkey and the Weasel, as I'm calling it.
Warning: One must SING to it… one cannot simply read it! Sing my pretty!
The Monkey and the Weasel:
All around the mulberry bush,
The gangster chased the weasel.
The gangster thought it was all of a fun, [or whatever the words there are… -_-' help?]
POP! Goes Misao-chan!
All around the mulberry bush,
The student teased the teacher.
Yahiko thought it was all of a fun,
POP! Goes Tanuki!
All around the mulberry bush,
Tanuki chased Himura.
Tanuki thought it was all of a fun,
POP! Goes Battousai! [Or: ORO! Goes Himura-san]
All around the mulberry bush,
Kenshin tried to save Kaoru. [I picture Kaoru falling from somewhere.]
Kaoru thought it was all of a fun.
SQUASH! [or THUD! Or any other form of onimonipia] Down goes Himura.
[A/N: Okay that one *points above* made no sense… and killed it…]
All around the mulberry bush,
The fangirls chased the Tenken.
The girls thought it was all of a fun [or: The girls thought he was incredibly cute]
POP! Goes the Tenken!
Author's Note: Okay, if I go on, it would be over-killing it. [POP! Goes my readers!] I was going to put in variations of the variations (i.e.: Misao can be replaced by weasel, and gangster can be replaced by rapist, which isn't a good choice might I add!), but I'm sure you can think of them yourselves. This is an older one I sing whenever I happened to remember it, so I can't recall all the other people my cousins and I put in. Have fun, this one's an easy one to sing to! Plus the POP! Is so much fun! Teehee! [Wait- wasn't there a second verse to the original song?]
