Disclaimer: I don't own Rurouni Kenshin nor The Monkey and the Weasel, as I'm calling it.

Warning: One must SING to it… one cannot simply read it!  Sing my pretty!

The Monkey and the Weasel:

All around the mulberry bush,

The gangster chased the weasel.

The gangster thought it was all of a fun, [or whatever the words there are… -_-' help?]

POP! Goes Misao-chan!

All around the mulberry bush,

The student teased the teacher.

Yahiko thought it was all of a fun,

POP! Goes Tanuki!

All around the mulberry bush,

Tanuki chased Himura.

Tanuki thought it was all of a fun,

POP! Goes Battousai! [Or: ORO! Goes Himura-san]

All around the mulberry bush,

Kenshin tried to save Kaoru. [I picture Kaoru falling from somewhere.]

Kaoru thought it was all of a fun.

SQUASH! [or THUD! Or any other form of onimonipia]  Down goes Himura.

[A/N: Okay that one *points above* made no sense… and killed it…]

All around the mulberry bush,

The fangirls chased the Tenken.

The girls thought it was all of a fun [or: The girls thought he was incredibly cute]

POP! Goes the Tenken!

Author's Note: Okay, if I go on, it would be over-killing it. [POP! Goes my readers!]  I was going to put in variations of the variations (i.e.: Misao can be replaced by weasel, and gangster can be replaced by rapist, which isn't a good choice might I add!), but I'm sure you can think of them yourselves.  This is an older one I sing whenever I happened to remember it, so I can't recall all the other people my cousins and I put in.  Have fun, this one's an easy one to sing to!  Plus the POP! Is so much fun! Teehee! [Wait- wasn't there a second verse to the original song?]