Mazoku All day - Chapter Six: At the video library



Phibbi: Allright. So here we are! Okay, let's talk about which film to borrow!

Garv: That's it - Dragonheart!

Phibbi: (looks at him madly) Oh, just shut up! I won't spend any money on that old crap!

Garv: (surprised) You wanted to spend money here?
Phibbi: Well, actually I wanted to spend some fire...Which leads to my proposition. What about Volcano? Or Dantes Peak? I loved that one!

Garv: Isn't that the one where the water of a lake changes into acid?

Dolphin: (starts to cry) FISHIES!!!

Phibbi: Okay, I see...Let's see if we got anything funny here...Hm, Blair Witch Project...not bad indeed but terrible quality!

Garv: The Shining?

Phibbi: I want to be entertained a bit. I don't want to fall asleep early! If I wanted that I'd chosen Dragonheart!

Garv: What is it, Phibbi? Dragonheart is a real classic!

Phibbi: It's not Phibbi but Great Hellmaster Phibrizzo for you and I couldn't stand that crap!

Garv: You're such a damn...

Phibbi: Just go on like that if you want to spend your evening in hospital you son of a...

Dolphin: (waving with a video) FISHY! FISHY!
Phibbi: Oh no, don't! Not again!

Garv: For Shabranigdo's sake, she didn't bring what I think she brought, did she?
Phibbi: I'm afraid she did... Look, Dolphin, we watched that last Saturday. And the Saturday before that. And the Saturday before that! Please, choose anything but not THIS!

Dolphin: (starting to cry) *sniff* Fishy...

Garv: No, don't...

Dolphin: (cries) FIIIIIIISHYYYYYY!!!!!!

Garv: Look what you've done to her!

Phibbi: What I've done to her? Look at what she's going to do to us! Can you really stand the horror?
Garv: Must to! There's nothing we can do about it! I mean...just remember the last time we tried to watch another film.

Phibbi: Oh yeah. Terrible century...Didn't stop to cry and scream for a whole hundred years. I couldn't stand THAT once more!

Garv: See! That's why!

Phibbi: Okay, Dolphin, we're going to watch "The little Mermaid" but stop crying, would you?

Dolphin: (smiles, looks happy, nods enthusiastically) FISHY!!!

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~Virginia