Mazoku All day - Chapter Eight: Shopping tour



Phibbi: I'm going to town! Anyone wants me to bring him anything?

Zellas: Yes, please!

Garv: Hey Phibbi! Fetch me a new hairbrush please! But a bigger one this time! The last one was just crap!

Phibbi: It's not Phibbi but Great Hellmaster Phibrizzo and okay, I will get you one! My social day today! (thinks of how to get some TNT stuck in the brush) Anyone else?

Zellas: Yeah! Me!

Dynast: Horse!

Phibbi: Pardon?

Dynast: Horse!

Phibbi: WHAT?

Dynast: I need a new horse for my chess. Black marble, rubies as eyes, has the height of…one of your fingers.

Phibbi: Right! Horse! I see! Any wishes left?

Zellas: Yes, I'd like…

Phibbi: What's about you, Dolphin?

Dolphin: (smiles) Fishy!

Phibbi: Which Fishy?

Dolphin: (smiles, claps her hands) Fishy game!

Phibbi: Which fishy game?

Dolphin: (smiles even more, claps her hands) Fishy! Fishy game!

Phibbi: (wonders if he should rather burn her up than getting her anything from the town) Which – Fishy – game?

Dolphin: (smiles a lot, claps her hands, starts to dance around Phibbi) Fishy! Cute Fishies! Get Fishies! Fishy!

Phibbi: Okay, Dolphin. I'll just get you some…fishy! I suppose…

Dolphin: (smiles, claps her hands, nods enthusiastically) FISHY!!!!

Phibbi: Okay guys. I'm off! Wish you a nice day with torturing some humans, burning some of their silly houses and destroying whatever you want to! Bye!

Zellas: PHIBBI!

Phibbi: (turns around, doesn't seem to be very happy) …yes…

Zellas: What about me, hm? Did you really think you could get along with that? What about the things I want you to get for ME?

Phibbi: Oh, Zellas, see…I…ehm…

Zellas: Okay, now listen carefully for I need a few things…

Phibbi: Yeah, but Zellas…

Zellas: Right then! I need 4 litres of Tequila, around 2 litres of Bacardi, another 2 litres of rum - but be sure that you buy the eighty percent one, right? – 3 litres of white wine, 4 litres of red wine and…yes, 10 packages of Camel – but don't bring me that f****** lights – 10 packages of Marlboro, 12 packages of West – don't even look at mild blend, do you – 10 packages of Gauloises Blondes…Uh, I don't know whether to take the blue or the red ones…Never mind. Get me both. 10 packages each. Or let's rather say 12…Then I need new tobacco…I think 6 kg will do…or better 8…? And don't forget to get me some…

******

Oh yeah, I'm proud of me! That one is really long! I hope you enjoyed reading it! Please review!