Harry smiled to himself as he laid in his bed at night. His life was perfect. Everything was going so well. He had his girl, he had his best friend, and he was doing pretty good in most of his classes. Everything was just great. Well excect for that whole evil eggs thing but who cares about that? He thought of her pretty hair and eyes and her wonderful hair and oh her lips. He imagined kissing her. Then her heard moaning. He turned around in his bed and saw Ron and Hermione going at it in Ron's bed.

"Can you two try to keep it down? I'm thinking here!"

"Sorry Harry," Ron mumbled and Hermione just giggled

Harry went back to thinking of Cho and a few minutes later he heard a thud. Ron and Hermione had fallen off the bed.

"You better not get any cum on the floor," he shouted before he went off into a deep sleep.

Auora (Prof. Snifn'Scratch) was frantic. The time for her and Snape's wedding was drawing closer and she had yet to tell him so many things.

"Wow do I have to be so damn beutiful? Is it really my fault men are just shaken with me?" She took a brush and started brushing her hair. It was so bushy that her hairbrush broke in her hair.

"Not again." She throws it in the trash along with about a million others and pulls out a new brush from her drawer.

Then Snape comes in. He puts his arm around her and says, "My aren't you just ravishing today,"

"Oh Servus," she said with a high pittched giggle. He kinda smiled that weird thingy he does that really isn't a smile and probaly would scare the crap oout of little children.

"Can you belive in a few short weeks we will be married?"

"Oh Yes its so um wonderful."

"It most ceratainly is." He kisses her hand and does that freaky smiley thing again.

Druislla danced around the forest. "A wedding, a wedding," she squealed.

"Why I have nothing to wear! No money." Drusilla puts.

She hears whistling and sees a rich looking man. "Hello daddy."

She smiles evily and sneaks up behind and changes to vamp face and drinks his blood. Then she grabs money out of his pockets and laughs like a little girl.

"This wedding is sure to be a tasty event." She turns and looks at the man now dead. "You bad daddy." Then she turns and stalks off.

Dumbldore was worried. It had been weeks and he had heard nothing from Scott Evil and Oz. They had been so good of sending him owls and now there was nothing. He had only hoped they were not captured because if they were then all would truly be lost. They were the only two who would of been able to the task he gave them.

"I like big butts and I cannot lie," Justin screeched at the top of his lungs.

"Dude I thought you liked skinny anorexic chicks," Lance said

Justin ignored him and contuined, "All you other brothers can't deny."

"Deny what?" Joey asked

"Thats it!!!!!!!! I had it. You all are ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG," Justin screamed.

"I could see why you would want to deny that," Chris said thoughtfully as Justin burst into tears.

"Now tell me what I want to know.....or else," Voldermort said

"We will never say anything," Oz said

"Yeah," Scott agreed not sounding to sure

"Now,now boys you do not want to disobey me. Belive me."

"Oh we do, we just arent gonna tell you," Oz said

Voldermort laughed. "That is a mistake you will live to regret."

"No I think you'll regret it," Scott said.

"What are you talking about?"

"What are you talking about?"

"Stop that!"

"Stop that!"

"GRRRRRR"

"GRRRRR"

"Ok enough you foolish boys ready for the Cructious curse?"

"If your going to threanten us at least use correct english." Oz said

"huh?"

"Ok enough ARE you foolish boys ready for the Cructious curse."

"Ok you asked for it."

"Im getting my oreo pie," Scott said happily.

"No I'm going to torture you...then KILLLLLLLL you."

"But we didn't ask for that," Scott said

"Its a figure of speech."

"Whats a figure of speech?"

Well its um um um um."

"Ha! You dont know." To Oz, "What an idiot."

Voldermort gave that evil looked then pointed his wand and shouted....................................
CRUCIO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!