Mazoku All day - Chapter 13: E-Mail stuff
Phibbi and Dynast are sitting in front of a computer. Phibbi is trying to send a mail.
Phibbi: Hm, okay, so let me see…How does that work…
Dynast: Very simple thing to do. You have to write the address of the addressee in the first line.
Phibbi: Ah, I see. (writes) shabranigdo@hellfire.com
Dynast: The next line should contain a short title…Well, something like a greeting I think.
Phibbi: (writes) Hiya boss!
Dynast: And the big space is for your message.
Phibbi: (writes) I just wanted to ask if I…(looks at Dynast) Would you mind turning around please? This is very personal!!!
Dynast turns around and waits for Phibbi to finish.
Phibbi: (writes) …could stay up longer this Saturday because there's Terminator XXII on tv. Please! Thanx. Great Hellmaster Phibbrizzo (turns around to Dynast) I'm ready. How can I send it?
Dynast: Well, just press the button "send".
Phibbi: Okay…
Phibbi hits the button. Nothing happens. He hits it again. Still the mail is not sent. He starts to push the button furiously.
Dynast: What's the matter, Phibbi?
Phibbi: That damn thing doesn't send it!
Dynast: Stop ruining my computer!
Phibbi: (doesn't stop pushing the button) Ah, that f****** thing! (stops pushing the button) I'll burn it up! Right now!
Dynast: Stop it! My computer! Let me try!
Dynast tries to send the mail, works at the computer. It takes some time. Finally he goes away from the computer and looks at it. The computer explodes.
Dynast: (mumbles) Damn thing! (goes away)
Phibbi: Oh, great! Now I have to go and ask him. Wonderful! Just what I need! I'll have to explain it to him and he won't let me watch it. He'll think that it's just too harmless… There are days when I really hate my life… (sighs)
Dolphin: (appears out of nowhere, smiles, tries to cheer Phibbi up) FISHY!
Phibbi: …
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Hm, I'm not in the mood today but still hope that you liked it a little bit!
I'd be glad if you reviewed!
~Virginia
