Disclaimer: Everything belongs to the God Almighty, Joss Whedon. Everything
except Spike. He's mine.
A/N: Sings "3 days to go, 3 days to go, la la la-la la-la la, 3 days to go!" Yay!!!
I'm going through some traumatic times. I bought this month's Buffy mag yesterday, and it has reviews for the first 4 eps of next season. I'm using all the strength I possess to keep myself from running up and reading all about them right now. You'll know whether I'm pleased with what's happening by what I put at the top of the next fic. If it says "All hail King Joss" (which I doubt) everything's hunky dory. If it says "Die, Joss, you Spuffy hating fiend" well, you can probably guess for yourself.
Anyway, here's just a short chapter to sort of move the plot along. Hope you like it! **********
Buffy stared glumly around the cemetery. She and Spike had been patrolling for hours, and, once again, they hadn't found so much as a sign that the Mohra demons were in town.
"Maybe they all left," Buffy said hopefully, after they had finished their fifty thousandth sweep of the area. "Maybe they came up against me, knew they didn't stand a chance of ever beating me, and left."
"Doesn't sound very likely, luv."
Buffy glared at Spike. "Well, it doesn't mean you have to ruin my fun." She stared around once more. "Oh, it's useless. There's nothing here. Do you want to go back to my place, maybe watch some more videos?"
"All right, then."
Buffy took one last look around, then headed off towards her house. Unknown to her, hidden in the shadows, the Mohra demon waited. He laughed quietly to himself. This was all too easy. The Slayer was so concerned about finding him, and stopping The End of Days. It wouldn't matter, even if she did kill him. He wasn't the one who was causing it anyway. He had started it, given it a little push, but the rest wasn't him. It was ironic how The Slayer was so busy trying to prevent the End of Days, when all along she was bringing it forth.
*******
Buffy unlocked the front door, and quietly stepped inside, signalling for Spike to follow her. Not wanting to wake Dawn, she tiptoed through the hall, and into the living room, to find her curled up on the couch, watching cartoons.
"Dawn?"
"Oh, hey Buffy."
"What are you doing up?"
"Buffy, it's only 10 o'clock! And it's the weekend! It's not like I have to get up tomorrow."
Buffy just looked at her. She really wanted to watch those videos, but she couldn't unless Dawn moved. It would look way too suspicious if she just ordered her away.
"Do you have any homework?"
"Yeah, but it's not due in until Monday."
"Well, you should go do it."
"But. . ."
"No buts. Go!"
Dawn glared at Buffy, and stormed off to her room.
"Don't you think you were a little hard on her, luv?"
"No! It's late, she has homework, and she was hogging the TV."
Spike just grinned at her, then flopped down on the couch.
"What are you grinning at?"
"Nothing!"
Buffy sat down next to him, and muttered, "Didn't look like nothing."
**********
Buffy was cuddled up next to Spike watching the screen. She wasn't exactly sure how she had got in that position, but didn't have the strength to move away from it.
She sure seemed to have had strength then, though. She watched the fight her and Spike were having, mesmerised by it all. She sure was beating the crap out of him. Then she suddenly noticed he was fighting back. How could he be fighting back without the chip hurting him?
"Spike," she said slowly. "How come. . ." She stopped suddenly when she saw the fight come to an abrupt end.
"Eew! That's gross, Spike! You were thinking about fighting me when you and Harmony were, were. . . Eeew!"
"What's the matter with that, luv."
"What's the matter?! What isn't the matter!"
"Well, it's not like you never thought about me when you were shagging the soldier boy."
"Okay, you know how I said this was gross a minute ago? Well, forget that. This is way beyond gross. It's so gross that there is no word to describe the grossness of it. It's just. . . Eeew!"
"I notice you didn't deny it, pet."
"Shut up, Spike."
Spike just grinned. Buffy hated that. It was so annoying. You would have an argument, and at the end he would just grin. When he did that you knew he had won.
**********
Buffy sat back and watched the credits roll. "Okay, what episode is on next?"
Spike reached for the box. "Err, Fool for Love."
"Fool for Love?"
"Yeah." Spike casually tossed the box aside, and turned back to the TV. "Wonder what it's about."
**********
Short and sweet, right? I needed to give Fool for Love a chapter of it's own, cos it's kind of a major chapter. Please review, and I will have the next chapter up by Friday.
Now, it's time to thank the reviewers!
White Wolf 3 and Garp - Glad you find it funny! I know this chapter wasn't, but I promise more is on the way.
Vld - Buffy dating Dawn?! There are really fics about that?! That is beyond gross! I guess Buffy'll be finding some then. . .
T'eyla Minh - That site deserves the advertising. It's really funny (hint, hint everyone go there!) I've looked at the other one, so watch this space! (You may be watching a while, I've already got my next few chapters planned out.)
The anonymous person (whoever you are) - Here it is! I know it's not the best (or the longest) but the next one will be up in a few days.
Sweatermonkey, ello and Spikes_Vampiress - Thank you! *hugs you all*
Cara - It can't wait until she watches Smashed either. My fingers are itching to write it. If it wasn't for that dratted thing called order, and the things that have to happen before they get to watching it, I'd be typing it now!
Claudia79ad - Fun? *evil laugh* Enjoy it while it lasts. I'm kidding! Or am I.
sita electra - I'd love to see Buffy with a Spuffy wallpaper on her computer. That'd be so cute!
Sita electra and Jackie - Oh, they missed the end of Out of Your Mind. Sorry! It didn't fit in with what was going in. She'll watch it later.
SpacePirate_Kyoki - Tell me when you publish your story! It sounds great! And that idea is way better than mine.
FanFreak - Watch this space!
Duster - Thank you so much! You put me on your favourite lists!!!
Okay, last chance for fanfic requests. Any good fanfic stories they should read (please don't just advertise your story, make it something good) would be appreciated!
Please R/R! Thank you!
A/N: Sings "3 days to go, 3 days to go, la la la-la la-la la, 3 days to go!" Yay!!!
I'm going through some traumatic times. I bought this month's Buffy mag yesterday, and it has reviews for the first 4 eps of next season. I'm using all the strength I possess to keep myself from running up and reading all about them right now. You'll know whether I'm pleased with what's happening by what I put at the top of the next fic. If it says "All hail King Joss" (which I doubt) everything's hunky dory. If it says "Die, Joss, you Spuffy hating fiend" well, you can probably guess for yourself.
Anyway, here's just a short chapter to sort of move the plot along. Hope you like it! **********
Buffy stared glumly around the cemetery. She and Spike had been patrolling for hours, and, once again, they hadn't found so much as a sign that the Mohra demons were in town.
"Maybe they all left," Buffy said hopefully, after they had finished their fifty thousandth sweep of the area. "Maybe they came up against me, knew they didn't stand a chance of ever beating me, and left."
"Doesn't sound very likely, luv."
Buffy glared at Spike. "Well, it doesn't mean you have to ruin my fun." She stared around once more. "Oh, it's useless. There's nothing here. Do you want to go back to my place, maybe watch some more videos?"
"All right, then."
Buffy took one last look around, then headed off towards her house. Unknown to her, hidden in the shadows, the Mohra demon waited. He laughed quietly to himself. This was all too easy. The Slayer was so concerned about finding him, and stopping The End of Days. It wouldn't matter, even if she did kill him. He wasn't the one who was causing it anyway. He had started it, given it a little push, but the rest wasn't him. It was ironic how The Slayer was so busy trying to prevent the End of Days, when all along she was bringing it forth.
*******
Buffy unlocked the front door, and quietly stepped inside, signalling for Spike to follow her. Not wanting to wake Dawn, she tiptoed through the hall, and into the living room, to find her curled up on the couch, watching cartoons.
"Dawn?"
"Oh, hey Buffy."
"What are you doing up?"
"Buffy, it's only 10 o'clock! And it's the weekend! It's not like I have to get up tomorrow."
Buffy just looked at her. She really wanted to watch those videos, but she couldn't unless Dawn moved. It would look way too suspicious if she just ordered her away.
"Do you have any homework?"
"Yeah, but it's not due in until Monday."
"Well, you should go do it."
"But. . ."
"No buts. Go!"
Dawn glared at Buffy, and stormed off to her room.
"Don't you think you were a little hard on her, luv?"
"No! It's late, she has homework, and she was hogging the TV."
Spike just grinned at her, then flopped down on the couch.
"What are you grinning at?"
"Nothing!"
Buffy sat down next to him, and muttered, "Didn't look like nothing."
**********
Buffy was cuddled up next to Spike watching the screen. She wasn't exactly sure how she had got in that position, but didn't have the strength to move away from it.
She sure seemed to have had strength then, though. She watched the fight her and Spike were having, mesmerised by it all. She sure was beating the crap out of him. Then she suddenly noticed he was fighting back. How could he be fighting back without the chip hurting him?
"Spike," she said slowly. "How come. . ." She stopped suddenly when she saw the fight come to an abrupt end.
"Eew! That's gross, Spike! You were thinking about fighting me when you and Harmony were, were. . . Eeew!"
"What's the matter with that, luv."
"What's the matter?! What isn't the matter!"
"Well, it's not like you never thought about me when you were shagging the soldier boy."
"Okay, you know how I said this was gross a minute ago? Well, forget that. This is way beyond gross. It's so gross that there is no word to describe the grossness of it. It's just. . . Eeew!"
"I notice you didn't deny it, pet."
"Shut up, Spike."
Spike just grinned. Buffy hated that. It was so annoying. You would have an argument, and at the end he would just grin. When he did that you knew he had won.
**********
Buffy sat back and watched the credits roll. "Okay, what episode is on next?"
Spike reached for the box. "Err, Fool for Love."
"Fool for Love?"
"Yeah." Spike casually tossed the box aside, and turned back to the TV. "Wonder what it's about."
**********
Short and sweet, right? I needed to give Fool for Love a chapter of it's own, cos it's kind of a major chapter. Please review, and I will have the next chapter up by Friday.
Now, it's time to thank the reviewers!
White Wolf 3 and Garp - Glad you find it funny! I know this chapter wasn't, but I promise more is on the way.
Vld - Buffy dating Dawn?! There are really fics about that?! That is beyond gross! I guess Buffy'll be finding some then. . .
T'eyla Minh - That site deserves the advertising. It's really funny (hint, hint everyone go there!) I've looked at the other one, so watch this space! (You may be watching a while, I've already got my next few chapters planned out.)
The anonymous person (whoever you are) - Here it is! I know it's not the best (or the longest) but the next one will be up in a few days.
Sweatermonkey, ello and Spikes_Vampiress - Thank you! *hugs you all*
Cara - It can't wait until she watches Smashed either. My fingers are itching to write it. If it wasn't for that dratted thing called order, and the things that have to happen before they get to watching it, I'd be typing it now!
Claudia79ad - Fun? *evil laugh* Enjoy it while it lasts. I'm kidding! Or am I.
sita electra - I'd love to see Buffy with a Spuffy wallpaper on her computer. That'd be so cute!
Sita electra and Jackie - Oh, they missed the end of Out of Your Mind. Sorry! It didn't fit in with what was going in. She'll watch it later.
SpacePirate_Kyoki - Tell me when you publish your story! It sounds great! And that idea is way better than mine.
FanFreak - Watch this space!
Duster - Thank you so much! You put me on your favourite lists!!!
Okay, last chance for fanfic requests. Any good fanfic stories they should read (please don't just advertise your story, make it something good) would be appreciated!
Please R/R! Thank you!
