Oh, this is the twentiest chapter of my fic...Hey, that's fishy!!!! Thanks to everybody who followed this *wonderful* story so far... ;-)

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Mazoku All day - Chapter Twenty: The art of torturing 3



Zellas: No really, I always make a scheme before killing anyone.

Dynast: What's about woman's intuition?

Zellas: Sounds good to me! Well, but if you have a scheme you can't forget what you wanted to do. It happened to me once! I wanted to kill that nasty guy in the most horrible way that exists and when I actually wanted to do so...I just had forgotten how I wanted to torture him! That's so embarrassing!

Dynast: At least you could have make him explode...

Zellas: And so I did but it wasn't fun anymore, you know. I just was so excited and looked forward to torture him really badly and then...this...

Dynast: I know exactly what you mean. You made wonderful plans about destroying a big town and only go there to realize that Phibbi has already burnt it up...

Zellas: Oh yeah...Déj?-passé...Happens about twice a week.

Dynast: How come?

Zellas: That (looks around to ensure that Phibbi's not there) silly little kid's Cognac is just too fine...hmm...And this is another great advantage of making schemes! Ever tried to torture while you're completely drunk?

Dynast: Well...to be honest...no...

Zellas: A plan comes in very handy, you know.

Dynast: (can't follow) Really?

Zellas: Yeah! Well, last time I did that way...wait...What had I drunk?...Oh yeah, I tried which vodka tastes best and just had to drink a bottle or twenty of that jamaican rum...which is definitely the best you know. Really tasty...Yeah, and then I found this trunk with the white wine in it...But it was so dry...Man, you wouldn't have believed it...

Dynast: (stands up carefully, tiptoes away)

Zellas: ...Yeah, and then I still had these bottles of Bacardi there left from the last week-end. Well, maybe left isn't the right word. I just had burnt a shop up and taken them with me...the poor things, so alone in the ashes...But they weren't many...just around...fifteen, eighteen maybe...and........

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The third part of the art of torturing. Thanks for reading! ||^_^|| Hope you like it! Feel free to review!

~Virginia