Mazoku All day - Chapter 21: Dried...fruit?



Dynast: I've heard about an area around the equator which is completely parched!

Zellas: Oh, really? Very strange! How come?

Dynast: I've no idea! But believing the things humans told me when I tortured them a bit the humans who had lived there are parched as well...or rather dried...

Zellas: Hey, now THAT sounds interesting! Let's go! Perhaps I'll get me one of that dried humans as a souvenir...Did you know that in India they make liquor with dead snakes in it?

Dynast: Erm...no...

Zellas: Yeah and it's delicious. I'm thinking of making some of that of my own...

Dynast: [...]

Teleport themselves to the absolutely parched area.

Zellas: (looking at a parched human) Hey, nice! Indeed! Very decorative! What do you think about it?

Dynast: (looks sceptically at it) Well...

Voice out of nowhere: Aaaah, delicious!

Dynast: Wait! I know that voice!

Zellas: ????

Phibbi: Dried pineapple! Dried banana! I LOVE them!!!!

Dynast: Phibbi! What have...I mean how did you...

Phibbi: Oh hiya! Hey, I finally thought of doing something different. Want some...dried fruit...?

Dynast: Fruit?

Zellas: (screams) Go away with that! Do you want to poison me?

Phibbi: Oh, erm, no, not so far. You should try it, it's delicious!

Dynast: Phibbi, you are a Mazoku!

Phibbi: So what?

Dynast: You don't eat fruit!

Phibbi: Yes, I do. See? (eats a slice of a dried banana)

Dynast: You "eat" bad emotions!!!

Phibbi: Yeah, I know...But they taste so bitter...Erm, sure you don't want to try it?

Zellas: Eerks...human food...I mean, unless it's a snake in liquor...

Dynast: (shakes his head)

Dolphin: (appears out of a sudden, arms full of dried fish, pets them) FISHIES!!!

The other Mazoku: [...]

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Oh, I hope you liked it! I tried to write a chapter without Dolphin's Fishies but couldn't manage as you see!
Please review it!

~Virginia