Mazoku All day - Chapter 23: Ferris wheel and rollercoaster 2
Phibbi really succeeded in persuade all the Mazoku to go to the fair with him. Well, except for Garv who found out on his own and decided to accompany the rest.
Zellas: (looking at the kids) Stupid insects! (looking at a booth with exotic drinks) Oh, N-I-C-E!!! Erhm...you excuse me? I found there something I really should destroy...Absolutely...horrible...I mean horrible for us...what I wanted to say is...Ah, for Shabranigdo's sake, I'm going for a drink! And if anyone of you disturbs me while I'm drinking...
Dynast: Never thought of such a thing!
Garv: Erm...I found something very interesting over there...
Dolphin: Fishy?
***
Phibbi: I want cotton candy!!!!
Dynast: Go and get some!
Phibbi: Get me some!
Dynast: You're the strongest of us! You can go and get your cotton candy on your own!
Phibbi: I'm too shy!
Dynast: ????
Phibbi: (starts crying) Cotton candy!!!!
Human: (passing) How cruel! (to Dynast) You're such a bad father!!
Dynast: ??????
Human: (goes away, comes back with cotton candy, hands it to Phibbi) Here you cute little boy! And what do you have to do now, young man? You know what nice little boys do when they get cotton candy?
Phibbi: (burns the human up) Yeah, eat it!!!!!
Dynast: [...]
***
Garv: Hey, Phibbi, what do you think of that? (holds up a necklace)
Phibbi: (still eating) Mmmpf...It's not Phibbi but Great Hellmaster Phibrizzo for you and...do you want to make me puke?
Garv: Hey, it's not for you but for my babe! Isn't it beautiful?
Phibbi: Old fairy...
Dolphin: Fishy?
Phibbi: No, I'm sorry, but I said FAIRY!
Dolphin: Oh... fishy...
Phibbi: Want some of my...cotton candy?
Dolphin: (claps her hands, nods) Fishy! (tries it) Sweet Fishy!
***
Dolphin: (sees a booth where fish in any form is sold) FISHY!!! Poor Fishies!!
(runs to the booth, starts to collect the fish)
Human: Let that be, you insane slut!
Dynast: Pardon me, Mister. What did you say?
Human: Take that insane slut of yours...
Dynast: She may be a bit...different and also enerving sometimes...But NO human being on this stinking planet will ever have the cheek to call her a slut! Not unless I'm around! (covers Dolphin's eyes, makes the human explode, the fish is untouched)
Dolphin: Fishy??? Ah, Fishies! Help Fishies! (carries fish away and hides it, takes a leash and puts a fish on it, pets it) Fishy!!! Fishy!!!
***
Garv: Ah, look Phibbi, the love tunnel!
Phibbi: (more interested in his chocolate-coated fruits) Yes, yes, marvellous!
Garv: Isn't it? It's so romantic...
Phibbi: (tries a chocolate-coated cherry) Sure!
Garv: It's the right thing to do with a person you really love! I mean honest love! Pure love! Got that?
Phibbi: (eats chocolate-coated pear) Yes, absolutely, that's it! Just the thing!
Garv: (day-dreaming) Oh, Valgarv, my cute little boy...
Phibbi: (finally listens to Garv, looks exhausted, walks a away silently) ...But these fruits are simply delicious!
******
I'm not making fun of Garv...Nooooo! Well, I hope you enjoyed reading a bit! I felt so guilty as I haven't updated it yesterday so I thought I owed you at least 2 stories... Please take the time to review!
~Virginia
Phibbi really succeeded in persuade all the Mazoku to go to the fair with him. Well, except for Garv who found out on his own and decided to accompany the rest.
Zellas: (looking at the kids) Stupid insects! (looking at a booth with exotic drinks) Oh, N-I-C-E!!! Erhm...you excuse me? I found there something I really should destroy...Absolutely...horrible...I mean horrible for us...what I wanted to say is...Ah, for Shabranigdo's sake, I'm going for a drink! And if anyone of you disturbs me while I'm drinking...
Dynast: Never thought of such a thing!
Garv: Erm...I found something very interesting over there...
Dolphin: Fishy?
***
Phibbi: I want cotton candy!!!!
Dynast: Go and get some!
Phibbi: Get me some!
Dynast: You're the strongest of us! You can go and get your cotton candy on your own!
Phibbi: I'm too shy!
Dynast: ????
Phibbi: (starts crying) Cotton candy!!!!
Human: (passing) How cruel! (to Dynast) You're such a bad father!!
Dynast: ??????
Human: (goes away, comes back with cotton candy, hands it to Phibbi) Here you cute little boy! And what do you have to do now, young man? You know what nice little boys do when they get cotton candy?
Phibbi: (burns the human up) Yeah, eat it!!!!!
Dynast: [...]
***
Garv: Hey, Phibbi, what do you think of that? (holds up a necklace)
Phibbi: (still eating) Mmmpf...It's not Phibbi but Great Hellmaster Phibrizzo for you and...do you want to make me puke?
Garv: Hey, it's not for you but for my babe! Isn't it beautiful?
Phibbi: Old fairy...
Dolphin: Fishy?
Phibbi: No, I'm sorry, but I said FAIRY!
Dolphin: Oh... fishy...
Phibbi: Want some of my...cotton candy?
Dolphin: (claps her hands, nods) Fishy! (tries it) Sweet Fishy!
***
Dolphin: (sees a booth where fish in any form is sold) FISHY!!! Poor Fishies!!
(runs to the booth, starts to collect the fish)
Human: Let that be, you insane slut!
Dynast: Pardon me, Mister. What did you say?
Human: Take that insane slut of yours...
Dynast: She may be a bit...different and also enerving sometimes...But NO human being on this stinking planet will ever have the cheek to call her a slut! Not unless I'm around! (covers Dolphin's eyes, makes the human explode, the fish is untouched)
Dolphin: Fishy??? Ah, Fishies! Help Fishies! (carries fish away and hides it, takes a leash and puts a fish on it, pets it) Fishy!!! Fishy!!!
***
Garv: Ah, look Phibbi, the love tunnel!
Phibbi: (more interested in his chocolate-coated fruits) Yes, yes, marvellous!
Garv: Isn't it? It's so romantic...
Phibbi: (tries a chocolate-coated cherry) Sure!
Garv: It's the right thing to do with a person you really love! I mean honest love! Pure love! Got that?
Phibbi: (eats chocolate-coated pear) Yes, absolutely, that's it! Just the thing!
Garv: (day-dreaming) Oh, Valgarv, my cute little boy...
Phibbi: (finally listens to Garv, looks exhausted, walks a away silently) ...But these fruits are simply delicious!
******
I'm not making fun of Garv...Nooooo! Well, I hope you enjoyed reading a bit! I felt so guilty as I haven't updated it yesterday so I thought I owed you at least 2 stories... Please take the time to review!
~Virginia
