Merry X-mas!! Hope you guys all got whatever you wanted! I no I did * just
a tad bit smug*
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The meeting was strange to say the least, this was hero worship for goodness sake!! Kurt thought not for the first time why everyone was buying this! He would have thought that if some people started going around saying a blue man with a tail saved their hides from a boy that looked like a wind in the willows reject then most people would just laugh at them! For some reason there seemed to be no end to followers to this little organisation and it was just a tad bit strange or Kurt
"Pst!" Kurt turned to his left to see a shifty looking guy who had a large over coat on
"Who? Me?" Kurt asked forgetting his Swedish accent for a moment
"Yeah, you" The dark guy got closer "You want comics? Goin' cheap" He opened his over coat and displayed several comic books in protective plastic coverings
'Typical' Kurt thought 'The only people who seem to instantly accept me and aren't mutants are nerds' he didn't say anything though, this was far too rare an experience to simply give it up.
"Hi" Kurt realised that he'd walked into Candy
"My fault" he shrugged and began to move away
"Did you mean what you said?" Candy asked
"What?" Kurt asked, his accent recovering in record time
"What you said about helping girls in trouble, did you mean it?"
Kurt stared at her for a moment
"Of course I did!" he cried "Isn't that what any man would do?!"
Candy laughed "NO!"
*
It wasn't until Kurt got back to the mansion that he remembered about the heavy thing that had been put into his back pocket and he couldn't really look at it because Xavier wasn't happy. It turned out that Kurt had missed his daily lift with Scott and co who had just assumed Kurt was porting home and had left without him
Of course Kurt hadn't been there and because he'd been acting so strangely and because he'd mentioned the brotherhood last night a full rescue party was created to storm the brotherhood.
"Yeah, thanks for that KURT" Scott Sighed, he had a large black eye
"My nails will NEVER recover!!" Kitty sobbed filing her left hand for all she was worth.
"I told you he was probably just hanging around" Evan sighed
"So Kurt" Xavier sighed "Where exactly were you?"
"Uh,," Kurt didn't know what to say "I was just, you know, around. Not doing much" he shrugged
"Well then, you made us all worry for nothing, you were very foolish and didn't even contact anyone to say where you were" Xavier was clearly very disappointed in Kurt which hurt pretty badly "Because of this you are to wash the X-van and Scott's car AND you are to go on three danger room programs alone"
"Yes professor" Kurt grumbled and left for his room.
That was when Kurt remembered the heavy thing in his back pocket, he couldn't tell what it was but it looked like a video tape. He put in the VCR.
They may have been nerds but they were pretty damn good at graphics, a computer simulated image appeared
It was Kurt.
It was very convincing and Kurt was worried for a moment before he reminded himself that it was just a simulation and everybody would realise that.
That was when it got worse. One of the kids must have had a video camera because they had a recorded version of Kurt's 'rescue' of candy!! It was definitely real and Kurt felt his heart rate increase. Not only would this make shutting Kurtism down so much harder but they'd caught his bad side!!
"It's a crime against my good looks!" Kurt mourned sadly
"What did you say Kurt?" Kitty stuck her head around the door.
"KITTY!!" Kurt cried jumping three feet in the air
"Hey, what's that you got playing?" Kitty asked noticing the TV screen
"Don't look at it!!" Kurt howled but it was too late
There was complete silence as the video continued playing
"So, you now have, like, cult followers?" Kitty asked
"Yes" Kurt admitted
"Well, why didn't you come straight home when your inducer wigged out?" Kitty asked accusingly
"The brotherhood were giving those people trouble, I wanted to help!" Kurt defended himself
"Yeah, well, you managed that didn't you!?" Kitty said sarcastically "I suppose it was an 'accident' that they practically turned you into a god!!"
"How did you know about that!?" Kurt cried
"Oh please Kurt!! Those leaflets are everywhere! It's a small miracle that none of the others know yet"
"So, you haven't told them?" Hope blossomed in Kurt's eyes
"No, but I just about to AND," she walked over to the VCR and took the video "I'm taking this as evidence"
"NO!!" Kurt jumped Kitty and pinned her to the ground "You can't!! I'll be cleaning the x-jet for the next millennium!!"
"Okay!! Okay!!" Kitty cried from underneath him "Just get off!!"
The two of them sat and glared at each other for a while
"Please don't tell him Kitty" Kurt begged "I'm going to bring that cult down anyway so you don't even have to worry about it!"
"And how are you planning to do that?" Kitty asked
There was a knock at the door downstairs
"Saved by the door" Kurt sighed and ported them both to the doorway. He opened the door. He recognised the boy as the person from his history class who had introduced him to the whole idea of Kurtism
"Hello, I'm here to speak to Michael" he said simply
"Who?" kitty asked
"I'm right here!" Kurt said in a slightly strangled voice
"What??" Kitty asked but Kurt pushed her aside
"Yes? What is it?" he smiled
"Uh, hi kitty. I'm Sean" Sean blushed and waved shyly
"Oh god" Kurt muttered
"Anyway," Sean regained himself "Candy told me to give you these" he handed Kurt an envelope
"What is it? Another fake video?" Kitty said angrily
"It wasn't fake!!" Sean cried "It's real!! You're just not a believer!"
"Kitty, please" Kurt begged quietly. He opened the envelope "Vouchers for the mall?? What do I do with these??"
"They're for all the Kurtains" Sean explained "Candy has connections"
"Curtains?? What are you into?! INTERIOR DECORATING!!" Kitty yelled but then she realised what Kurt had in his hands
"Hey!" Kurt said indignantly as the vouchers were ripped out of his hand
"OH MY GOD!!" Kitty nearly screamed for joy "ALL OF MY FAVOURITE STORES ACCEPT THESE!!"
"Yes" Kurt smiled cruelly "But they're mine, you're a non-believer" He took them back and stuck his tongue out at his friend
There was a short pause
"Where do I sign up?" Kitty asked
"Can she join?" Kurt asked Sean
"Uh, Yeah, sure!" Sean was blushing very deeply now, he obviously had a crush on Kitty very badly .
"Cool!!" Kitty jumped up and down excitedly
"I'll um see you at the meeting then Kitty" Sean smiled
"Yeah, maybe" and Kitty shut the door in his face
"Kitty!" Kurt cried
"What?" She asked innocently
"That was mean!"
"You have got the dumbest cult I've ever heard!!" Kitty started to laugh
"Shuddup!" Kurt said
"Wait!! If you and Mystique joined you'd be a pair of blue Kurtains!!" Kitty howled with laughter at her own joke
"I need an asperin" Kurt muttered
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The meeting was strange to say the least, this was hero worship for goodness sake!! Kurt thought not for the first time why everyone was buying this! He would have thought that if some people started going around saying a blue man with a tail saved their hides from a boy that looked like a wind in the willows reject then most people would just laugh at them! For some reason there seemed to be no end to followers to this little organisation and it was just a tad bit strange or Kurt
"Pst!" Kurt turned to his left to see a shifty looking guy who had a large over coat on
"Who? Me?" Kurt asked forgetting his Swedish accent for a moment
"Yeah, you" The dark guy got closer "You want comics? Goin' cheap" He opened his over coat and displayed several comic books in protective plastic coverings
'Typical' Kurt thought 'The only people who seem to instantly accept me and aren't mutants are nerds' he didn't say anything though, this was far too rare an experience to simply give it up.
"Hi" Kurt realised that he'd walked into Candy
"My fault" he shrugged and began to move away
"Did you mean what you said?" Candy asked
"What?" Kurt asked, his accent recovering in record time
"What you said about helping girls in trouble, did you mean it?"
Kurt stared at her for a moment
"Of course I did!" he cried "Isn't that what any man would do?!"
Candy laughed "NO!"
*
It wasn't until Kurt got back to the mansion that he remembered about the heavy thing that had been put into his back pocket and he couldn't really look at it because Xavier wasn't happy. It turned out that Kurt had missed his daily lift with Scott and co who had just assumed Kurt was porting home and had left without him
Of course Kurt hadn't been there and because he'd been acting so strangely and because he'd mentioned the brotherhood last night a full rescue party was created to storm the brotherhood.
"Yeah, thanks for that KURT" Scott Sighed, he had a large black eye
"My nails will NEVER recover!!" Kitty sobbed filing her left hand for all she was worth.
"I told you he was probably just hanging around" Evan sighed
"So Kurt" Xavier sighed "Where exactly were you?"
"Uh,," Kurt didn't know what to say "I was just, you know, around. Not doing much" he shrugged
"Well then, you made us all worry for nothing, you were very foolish and didn't even contact anyone to say where you were" Xavier was clearly very disappointed in Kurt which hurt pretty badly "Because of this you are to wash the X-van and Scott's car AND you are to go on three danger room programs alone"
"Yes professor" Kurt grumbled and left for his room.
That was when Kurt remembered the heavy thing in his back pocket, he couldn't tell what it was but it looked like a video tape. He put in the VCR.
They may have been nerds but they were pretty damn good at graphics, a computer simulated image appeared
It was Kurt.
It was very convincing and Kurt was worried for a moment before he reminded himself that it was just a simulation and everybody would realise that.
That was when it got worse. One of the kids must have had a video camera because they had a recorded version of Kurt's 'rescue' of candy!! It was definitely real and Kurt felt his heart rate increase. Not only would this make shutting Kurtism down so much harder but they'd caught his bad side!!
"It's a crime against my good looks!" Kurt mourned sadly
"What did you say Kurt?" Kitty stuck her head around the door.
"KITTY!!" Kurt cried jumping three feet in the air
"Hey, what's that you got playing?" Kitty asked noticing the TV screen
"Don't look at it!!" Kurt howled but it was too late
There was complete silence as the video continued playing
"So, you now have, like, cult followers?" Kitty asked
"Yes" Kurt admitted
"Well, why didn't you come straight home when your inducer wigged out?" Kitty asked accusingly
"The brotherhood were giving those people trouble, I wanted to help!" Kurt defended himself
"Yeah, well, you managed that didn't you!?" Kitty said sarcastically "I suppose it was an 'accident' that they practically turned you into a god!!"
"How did you know about that!?" Kurt cried
"Oh please Kurt!! Those leaflets are everywhere! It's a small miracle that none of the others know yet"
"So, you haven't told them?" Hope blossomed in Kurt's eyes
"No, but I just about to AND," she walked over to the VCR and took the video "I'm taking this as evidence"
"NO!!" Kurt jumped Kitty and pinned her to the ground "You can't!! I'll be cleaning the x-jet for the next millennium!!"
"Okay!! Okay!!" Kitty cried from underneath him "Just get off!!"
The two of them sat and glared at each other for a while
"Please don't tell him Kitty" Kurt begged "I'm going to bring that cult down anyway so you don't even have to worry about it!"
"And how are you planning to do that?" Kitty asked
There was a knock at the door downstairs
"Saved by the door" Kurt sighed and ported them both to the doorway. He opened the door. He recognised the boy as the person from his history class who had introduced him to the whole idea of Kurtism
"Hello, I'm here to speak to Michael" he said simply
"Who?" kitty asked
"I'm right here!" Kurt said in a slightly strangled voice
"What??" Kitty asked but Kurt pushed her aside
"Yes? What is it?" he smiled
"Uh, hi kitty. I'm Sean" Sean blushed and waved shyly
"Oh god" Kurt muttered
"Anyway," Sean regained himself "Candy told me to give you these" he handed Kurt an envelope
"What is it? Another fake video?" Kitty said angrily
"It wasn't fake!!" Sean cried "It's real!! You're just not a believer!"
"Kitty, please" Kurt begged quietly. He opened the envelope "Vouchers for the mall?? What do I do with these??"
"They're for all the Kurtains" Sean explained "Candy has connections"
"Curtains?? What are you into?! INTERIOR DECORATING!!" Kitty yelled but then she realised what Kurt had in his hands
"Hey!" Kurt said indignantly as the vouchers were ripped out of his hand
"OH MY GOD!!" Kitty nearly screamed for joy "ALL OF MY FAVOURITE STORES ACCEPT THESE!!"
"Yes" Kurt smiled cruelly "But they're mine, you're a non-believer" He took them back and stuck his tongue out at his friend
There was a short pause
"Where do I sign up?" Kitty asked
"Can she join?" Kurt asked Sean
"Uh, Yeah, sure!" Sean was blushing very deeply now, he obviously had a crush on Kitty very badly .
"Cool!!" Kitty jumped up and down excitedly
"I'll um see you at the meeting then Kitty" Sean smiled
"Yeah, maybe" and Kitty shut the door in his face
"Kitty!" Kurt cried
"What?" She asked innocently
"That was mean!"
"You have got the dumbest cult I've ever heard!!" Kitty started to laugh
"Shuddup!" Kurt said
"Wait!! If you and Mystique joined you'd be a pair of blue Kurtains!!" Kitty howled with laughter at her own joke
"I need an asperin" Kurt muttered
