Author Notes: This is a parody-oriented scifi series written in the style of Douglas Adams's The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. It makes fun of almost any possible scifi/fantasy thing the authors have seen/read/experienced while having a dinner with the little green men.

Basically the story is about the adventures of two university student girls who involuntarily witness a mysterious crime done by the agent of an evil space emperor. This shocking experience reveals that there is life also outside the Earth, and that the 'normal people' are strictly kept unaware of that by several alien organizations. And before their memories are wiped clean with re-organizing brainwashing, the girls manage to flee the Earth, and end up roaming around the galaxy and fight evil with a team they gather alongside the adventures.

This used to be in FictionPress.Net, but due to the circumstances of it being actually a fanfiction crossover, it was removed from there and transferred here.

100% guarantee: NO Mary Sues! NO Marty Stus! No annoyingly perfect damsels in distress! Rated PG-13 for violence and some vitriol jokes.

Don't take this too seriously. And don't panic. This story usually makes no sense whatsoever. And as none of the authors speak English as their primary language, there will be grammar errors more or less frequently.

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Nana Croft, Q Gamma, Evil Emperor Åke, Zirius Darkstar, Ralo, and other original characters © Zorm, NGene, and Rausku-Pulu (our occasional idea assistant) 2003. Star Wars © Lucasfilm. Men in Black © WB. Harry Potter characters © JK Rowling. LOTR © JRR Tolkien. Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy © Douglas Adams. Tuxedo T. Penguin is owned by the Linux communities worldwide (hail the penguins!). Other spoofed & borrowed characters or such not mentioned here, belong to their respective companies, respectfully. No profit is made of this junk fic.

On to the story. If you don't already snore. ----------------------