New Chapter! Please Review, please, please, please.
Any one who wants a bit part to confirm that they are Kurtains is welcome to give me their names ad I'll put them in!! I've promised three of my friends already!! ^_^
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Kurt began walking around aimlessly, He didn't know anyone he saw and momentarily wished that Kitty was still with him. But only for a moment.
"Michael!"
It wasn't as if he LIKED Kitty, no way!
"Michael!"
She was just a friend, if a very annoying one. He HAD liked her but that had just evaporated after-
"MICHEAL!! YO!!" somebody punched him in the arm and Kurt suddenly remembered that HE was Michael
"Candy!" he said happily in his Swedish accent noticing who'd punched him "Hi"
"What's up?" Candy asked "I thought I'd never get your attention!"
"Sorry, just deep in thought" Kurt smiled
"What were you thinking about?" Candy asked
"Why are you so interested?" Kurt couldn't help being suspicious
"Just curious I guess" she shrugged
"I was just wondering if this Kurt guy really does exist" Kurt said carefully
"What? Haven't you seen the vid!?" Candy cried
"Well, yeah but couldn't it just be a prank?" he was moving very delicately through this conversation
"Trust me, I think I'd know" Candy said confidently but Kurt could see doubt in her eyes
"You only saw him for a minute, two minutes max" he pointed out
"Yeah, I know, but..." She shook her head
"And I mean he didn't do anything too amazing" Kurt shrugged "Any guy could have done that"
"But I want him to be the real deal!" Candy cried "There are so few decent guys out there!!"
There was a short, yet very uncomfortable silence.
"He saved you didn't he?" Kurt said quietly
"Yeah" Candy smiled "It's just...." She laughed "This is so dumb"
"what?" Kurt asked
"I just keep on thinking that he's kind of like my fairy tale prince" she noticed that Kurt was staring at her "I know that he looks kind of different,"
'Kind of?!' Kurt thought amazed
"but he got that jerk off my back even though I was a complete stranger. That's the kind of guy I want to date"
Kurt's mouth hit the ground, it was like those really old cartoons you see where their jaw hits the ground and their tongue rolls out. That was exactly how he was feeling
"Really?!" Kurt gasped
"Don't look at me like that! It's scary" Candy said nervously "And the way he just disappeared like that" She snapped her fingers "Too cool"
The word 'Thanks' was on the tip of his tongue but Kurt managed not to say it. He needed to tell Kitty this, it was probably very important.
"I'm gonna go find my friend" he smiled and practically ran off
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Kitty was outside with Sean, embarrassingly the whole place had UV lights and unbeknown to Kitty her Bra was showing through her top. Very clearly.
"I mean, he's, like, totally annoying most of the time and he has no respect for personal boundaries but I guess in a very VERY weird way he's kinda like a brother" Kitty ranted on at Sean. His eyes were bulging and it was clear that his thoughts were on more....pressing matters.
"Uh-huh?" he muttered, eyes transfixed on Kitty's outfit
"This is so cool! You're, like, totally listening to everything I say!" Kitty giggled happily
"Uh-huh" Sean was visibly drooling
"Kitty?" They both turned and saw Kurt running out of the door
"Over here" Kitty sighed, annoyed that Kurt had to interrupt everything.
"Things have dramatically taken a turn. Whether it's good or bad is totally up to...." Kurt stopped mid sentence and stared right at her. His jaw gaped so far it almost hit the floor.
"What? What's taken a turn?" Kitty asked
Kurt didn't make a noise before he turned on Sean "You pervert! You disgusting little boy! I can't believe I defended you so that you could just stare at my friend like that!" he cried before grabbing Kitty's arms and dragging her along
He didn't notice the odd expression on Sean's face
"Kurt!! What are you doing?!" Kitty cried
"Kitty," her friend was talking to her but looking in almost the opposite direction. She also noticed that he was blushing up a storm.
"Why are you doing that??" Kitty cried and ran so that she was in his line of vision. Kurt's head turned again almost immediately
"Kitty, um, look down" Kurt said
"What??"
"Look down"
"You really are insane" she groaned and did as she was told.
Kurt had to stop his ears as she screamed in embarrassment and shame. Her arms crossed over in front of her chest almost instinctively
"LOOK AWAY!!" She shouted and Kurt was only too happy to obey. He turned so that his back was to her.
"So do you want to learn this news?" Kurt asked
"Oh God! He was staring right at them and I didn't even realise" Kitty muttered
"Uh, Kitty?" He was guessing that her mind was preoccupied but this was important.
"Is that, like, the only way guys stop talking??"
"Kitty!" Kurt yelled "You have to listen to me!"
"Huh? I'm sorry Kurt I wasn't listening" Kitty shook her head as if to clear it
"Candy has this mega crush on me" he said simply
"Huh?? Please tell me you mean Michael" Kitty darted around him to look in his eyes (her arms were still firmly crossed)
"Nope, me me" Kurt sighed
"Wow, she's crazy" Kitty giggled teasing him
"Shut u-p" He playfully punched her in the arm, knowing that she wouldn't fight back for fear of showing her bra.
"Wait, this could be used to our advantage" there was a glint in her eye that Kurt really didn't like
"Huh?" He asked slowly
"I'm thinking balconies, I'm thinking romantic moonlight, I'm thinking"
"Please don't think" Kurt said sharply
"But if you go to her and say some really heartfelt stuff about how you're wrong for each other and how you wish things could be different and that you don't want people to know about you" Kitty said sneakily
"I hate you" he replied
"With good reason" Kitty shrugged "Come ON Kurt! This'll be a cinch! If you act smushy enough a girl will do anything you ask"
That got his attention
"REALLY?!" Kurt exclaimed
"Oh No!!! I just gave away one of the most important secrets of woman hood!" Kitty gasped
"What are the others?" Kurt asked suddenly interested
"Um...The seven pressure points on the body....how to make it look like you've lost weight without dieting.....how to apply lip liner......stuff like that" Kitty shrugged
"Right" Kurt muttered "But I still refuse to do this"
"We don't have a choice" Kitty sighed
Kurt thought about this for a long time
"Okay" he groaned "I'm gonna go say goodbye to the others first"
"Others? Oh God! You've made friends with nerds!" Kitty made the sign of evil against him
"Fine, I'm going to say goodbye to Candy" he sighed
"Someone has a cru-ush!!" Kitty sang songed, infuriating Kurt
"Shut up Kitty" he said simply
"Kurt and Candy sitting in a tree"
"I'll be back in a second"
"K-I-S-S-I-N-G" Kitty only just managed to duck the pine cone that was thrown at her head
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Kurt noticed that the mood had changed when he went back inside. It was quieter and far more tense.
"Wow, what's happened? Have you just found out that Data dies in the newest star trek movie or something?" Kurt tried hard not to laugh at that joke. He had seen that film 10 times now so he couldn't tease them about it.
Cady stomped forwards and stood ten inches from Kurt's face.
"Who are you?" she hissed angrily
"huh?" Kurt asked quietly
"Sean says you totally lost your accent a moment ago, and according to the school records we don't have a Swedish student called Michael" She explained coldly
"Umm, ummm" Kurt was grasping for an idea
"So? Who are you, why did you lie to us?" Candy looked angry but, even worse, she looked hurt too.
"It's complicated" Kurt struggled
"Bull!" Candy yelled
"It is Candy You have to believe me!" this was the total extent of Kurt's defence and he knew it wouldn't hold up.
"I wouldn't believe you even if I didn't know who you really were" she growled
"You know who I am!?" Kurt cried
"Yeah you pervert!!" Candy yelled
"Huh??? Me...a....pervert?"
"Yeah!! Sean saw you trying to look down our tops and warned us. He suggested we searched the school records too"
Kurt was lost, he couldn't speak. The unfairness was unbelievable. The irony that Sean had called him a pervert wasn't lost either.
"Get him!" Someone yelled and two strong people (possibly descended from Klingons) grasped his arms and held them behind his back.
Kurt hated feeling trapped and began to try desperately to free himself. Candy stared sadly at him. No matter what Kurt did he couldn't escape the vice like grip that held him in place.
When their hands closed around his wrists Kurt suddenly remembered his watch and began to struggle even more so. Terrified of what might happen.
He realised the mistake he had made a moment later.
There was a loud shattering noise and the remains of Kurt's watch fell to the floor.
Leaving blue fuzzy elf standing upright.
Any one who wants a bit part to confirm that they are Kurtains is welcome to give me their names ad I'll put them in!! I've promised three of my friends already!! ^_^
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Kurt began walking around aimlessly, He didn't know anyone he saw and momentarily wished that Kitty was still with him. But only for a moment.
"Michael!"
It wasn't as if he LIKED Kitty, no way!
"Michael!"
She was just a friend, if a very annoying one. He HAD liked her but that had just evaporated after-
"MICHEAL!! YO!!" somebody punched him in the arm and Kurt suddenly remembered that HE was Michael
"Candy!" he said happily in his Swedish accent noticing who'd punched him "Hi"
"What's up?" Candy asked "I thought I'd never get your attention!"
"Sorry, just deep in thought" Kurt smiled
"What were you thinking about?" Candy asked
"Why are you so interested?" Kurt couldn't help being suspicious
"Just curious I guess" she shrugged
"I was just wondering if this Kurt guy really does exist" Kurt said carefully
"What? Haven't you seen the vid!?" Candy cried
"Well, yeah but couldn't it just be a prank?" he was moving very delicately through this conversation
"Trust me, I think I'd know" Candy said confidently but Kurt could see doubt in her eyes
"You only saw him for a minute, two minutes max" he pointed out
"Yeah, I know, but..." She shook her head
"And I mean he didn't do anything too amazing" Kurt shrugged "Any guy could have done that"
"But I want him to be the real deal!" Candy cried "There are so few decent guys out there!!"
There was a short, yet very uncomfortable silence.
"He saved you didn't he?" Kurt said quietly
"Yeah" Candy smiled "It's just...." She laughed "This is so dumb"
"what?" Kurt asked
"I just keep on thinking that he's kind of like my fairy tale prince" she noticed that Kurt was staring at her "I know that he looks kind of different,"
'Kind of?!' Kurt thought amazed
"but he got that jerk off my back even though I was a complete stranger. That's the kind of guy I want to date"
Kurt's mouth hit the ground, it was like those really old cartoons you see where their jaw hits the ground and their tongue rolls out. That was exactly how he was feeling
"Really?!" Kurt gasped
"Don't look at me like that! It's scary" Candy said nervously "And the way he just disappeared like that" She snapped her fingers "Too cool"
The word 'Thanks' was on the tip of his tongue but Kurt managed not to say it. He needed to tell Kitty this, it was probably very important.
"I'm gonna go find my friend" he smiled and practically ran off
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Kitty was outside with Sean, embarrassingly the whole place had UV lights and unbeknown to Kitty her Bra was showing through her top. Very clearly.
"I mean, he's, like, totally annoying most of the time and he has no respect for personal boundaries but I guess in a very VERY weird way he's kinda like a brother" Kitty ranted on at Sean. His eyes were bulging and it was clear that his thoughts were on more....pressing matters.
"Uh-huh?" he muttered, eyes transfixed on Kitty's outfit
"This is so cool! You're, like, totally listening to everything I say!" Kitty giggled happily
"Uh-huh" Sean was visibly drooling
"Kitty?" They both turned and saw Kurt running out of the door
"Over here" Kitty sighed, annoyed that Kurt had to interrupt everything.
"Things have dramatically taken a turn. Whether it's good or bad is totally up to...." Kurt stopped mid sentence and stared right at her. His jaw gaped so far it almost hit the floor.
"What? What's taken a turn?" Kitty asked
Kurt didn't make a noise before he turned on Sean "You pervert! You disgusting little boy! I can't believe I defended you so that you could just stare at my friend like that!" he cried before grabbing Kitty's arms and dragging her along
He didn't notice the odd expression on Sean's face
"Kurt!! What are you doing?!" Kitty cried
"Kitty," her friend was talking to her but looking in almost the opposite direction. She also noticed that he was blushing up a storm.
"Why are you doing that??" Kitty cried and ran so that she was in his line of vision. Kurt's head turned again almost immediately
"Kitty, um, look down" Kurt said
"What??"
"Look down"
"You really are insane" she groaned and did as she was told.
Kurt had to stop his ears as she screamed in embarrassment and shame. Her arms crossed over in front of her chest almost instinctively
"LOOK AWAY!!" She shouted and Kurt was only too happy to obey. He turned so that his back was to her.
"So do you want to learn this news?" Kurt asked
"Oh God! He was staring right at them and I didn't even realise" Kitty muttered
"Uh, Kitty?" He was guessing that her mind was preoccupied but this was important.
"Is that, like, the only way guys stop talking??"
"Kitty!" Kurt yelled "You have to listen to me!"
"Huh? I'm sorry Kurt I wasn't listening" Kitty shook her head as if to clear it
"Candy has this mega crush on me" he said simply
"Huh?? Please tell me you mean Michael" Kitty darted around him to look in his eyes (her arms were still firmly crossed)
"Nope, me me" Kurt sighed
"Wow, she's crazy" Kitty giggled teasing him
"Shut u-p" He playfully punched her in the arm, knowing that she wouldn't fight back for fear of showing her bra.
"Wait, this could be used to our advantage" there was a glint in her eye that Kurt really didn't like
"Huh?" He asked slowly
"I'm thinking balconies, I'm thinking romantic moonlight, I'm thinking"
"Please don't think" Kurt said sharply
"But if you go to her and say some really heartfelt stuff about how you're wrong for each other and how you wish things could be different and that you don't want people to know about you" Kitty said sneakily
"I hate you" he replied
"With good reason" Kitty shrugged "Come ON Kurt! This'll be a cinch! If you act smushy enough a girl will do anything you ask"
That got his attention
"REALLY?!" Kurt exclaimed
"Oh No!!! I just gave away one of the most important secrets of woman hood!" Kitty gasped
"What are the others?" Kurt asked suddenly interested
"Um...The seven pressure points on the body....how to make it look like you've lost weight without dieting.....how to apply lip liner......stuff like that" Kitty shrugged
"Right" Kurt muttered "But I still refuse to do this"
"We don't have a choice" Kitty sighed
Kurt thought about this for a long time
"Okay" he groaned "I'm gonna go say goodbye to the others first"
"Others? Oh God! You've made friends with nerds!" Kitty made the sign of evil against him
"Fine, I'm going to say goodbye to Candy" he sighed
"Someone has a cru-ush!!" Kitty sang songed, infuriating Kurt
"Shut up Kitty" he said simply
"Kurt and Candy sitting in a tree"
"I'll be back in a second"
"K-I-S-S-I-N-G" Kitty only just managed to duck the pine cone that was thrown at her head
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Kurt noticed that the mood had changed when he went back inside. It was quieter and far more tense.
"Wow, what's happened? Have you just found out that Data dies in the newest star trek movie or something?" Kurt tried hard not to laugh at that joke. He had seen that film 10 times now so he couldn't tease them about it.
Cady stomped forwards and stood ten inches from Kurt's face.
"Who are you?" she hissed angrily
"huh?" Kurt asked quietly
"Sean says you totally lost your accent a moment ago, and according to the school records we don't have a Swedish student called Michael" She explained coldly
"Umm, ummm" Kurt was grasping for an idea
"So? Who are you, why did you lie to us?" Candy looked angry but, even worse, she looked hurt too.
"It's complicated" Kurt struggled
"Bull!" Candy yelled
"It is Candy You have to believe me!" this was the total extent of Kurt's defence and he knew it wouldn't hold up.
"I wouldn't believe you even if I didn't know who you really were" she growled
"You know who I am!?" Kurt cried
"Yeah you pervert!!" Candy yelled
"Huh??? Me...a....pervert?"
"Yeah!! Sean saw you trying to look down our tops and warned us. He suggested we searched the school records too"
Kurt was lost, he couldn't speak. The unfairness was unbelievable. The irony that Sean had called him a pervert wasn't lost either.
"Get him!" Someone yelled and two strong people (possibly descended from Klingons) grasped his arms and held them behind his back.
Kurt hated feeling trapped and began to try desperately to free himself. Candy stared sadly at him. No matter what Kurt did he couldn't escape the vice like grip that held him in place.
When their hands closed around his wrists Kurt suddenly remembered his watch and began to struggle even more so. Terrified of what might happen.
He realised the mistake he had made a moment later.
There was a loud shattering noise and the remains of Kurt's watch fell to the floor.
Leaving blue fuzzy elf standing upright.
