Wow, this has been the first thing I've been able to write in months since
my *shudder* birthday (no comment).
Live long and prosper, star trek rules!!!!
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No one said a word, Kurt was released instantly and everyone just stared in disbelief.
"K-Kurt?" Candy managed
Kurt sighed deeply "Yes, I am Kurt"
What happened next was both cool and surreal at the same time. It started with some hard core star wars fans but soon everyone was doing it.
The entire room got down on their knees and bowed to him. Kurt was the only person in the room still standing on his feet. Candy go down last but her whole face was filled with confusion.
"u-uh- what are you doing?" Kurt asked
"We apologise Kurt, we did not know" said one girl at the front solemnly
"For petes sake" Kurt muttered and pulled the girl to her feet "What's your name?"
"Sarah, sir" the girl was eating a packet of mary land cookies, she held one out to him "Cookie?"
Kurt hadn't eaten in a whole hour. He was drooling just at the sight
"Just the one" he said quietly and ate is as fast as he could. "Look you guys, I know you all think I'm a God or something. What with all the bowing and cookie offering"
"Wanna 'nother one?" Sarah asked
"No! I'm trying to be dramatic here!" Kurt moaned
"He's just like Captain Picard" a girl sighed
"He's dreamy" her friend agreed
"STOP IT!! I'm not a god!!" Kurt yelled "I'm a-!"
"SUPER HERO!" Kurt span around to see Kitty standing in the entrance
"A super hero?" One of the kids asked
"Yes, Kurt is a super hero" Kitty said proudly
"And you would be....?"
Kitty blushed bright red, she'd only planned to come back to tear Kurt away from his new girlfriend but once she'd seen his holo watch break Kitty knew she had to help. It was just that she hadn't planned very far in advance.
"Um, I'm his secretary" Kitty could have kicked herself for such a lame excuse!! HIS SECRETARY!?! Did super hero's even use them??
"My super hero secretary?" Kurt half asked
"Yes! All those rescues, you think they plan themselves!?" Kitty was getting hysterical 'Can we go now?' she thought
"I knew it!!" A boy jumped to his feet "The crime rate in this city is way too low! It couldn't just happen by magic!"
Both Kitty and Kurt exchanged glances, okay so maybe Scott would sometimes make them go out to help the citizens of Bayville but surly that wasn't so noticeable!?
"Um, yeah that was me alright" Kurt was standing fully erect in a stance that he hoped looked heroic "I love to protect people and all the basic stuff that proves I'm a super hero"
There was an awed silence and something suddenly hit Kitty and Kurt:
They'd gotten away with it!! These kids were now literally hanging on Kurt's every syllable. Even the cookie obsessed one had stopped eating. She did notice though that a few were glaring at her.
"What?" she asked, annoyed
"If you're his secretary then we all know what that means" a girl with red hair growled
"What?" Kitty asked dumbly
"Having sex on the photocopier" The girl replied easily
Both Kurt and Kitty choked on their own breath, the mental images they received from that sentence were unbelievable.
"For the first time in my life" Kurt announced "I have lost my appetite"
There was laughter all around and Kitty felt a red hot blush rise to her face.
"Um, Kurt" she began "You have an appointment in twenty minutes"
"I do?" Kurt looked confused
"Yes" Kitty said tightly
"Awwwwwwww!!" every single person in the room complained
"Before you go, oh great and mighty Kurt we would like to bestow a gift to you" said a girl with dark hair and glasses. She and her two friends (one of which was the girl who had made the sex on the photocopier crack) got to their feet
"We are the heads of the British section of Kurtism" The tallest girl with brown/blond hair explained "I'm Kayleigh (Lol) and these are my fellow worshippers Daisy and Sarah. I was the first t believe in you but I converted them" she said smugly
"Anyway" Sarah interrupted "We will give you the highest prize known to our society" she held out a box and Kurt opened it. He gasped suddenly and looked back at them
"No, I can't accept this. It's too good for me" He sighed
"What is it?" Kitty asked
"Nothings too good for you Mr crime fighter sir" a small boy chirped near the back
"What is it?" Kitty repeated
"He's right Kurt, you have done this city a great service and it's time they paid you back" Daisy argued
"WHAT IS IT!?" Kitty yelled
"All of the Star trek next generation series on DVD" Kurt said almost tearfully
Kitty noticed that as soon as he said that, every person in the room began to drool. Especially Kayleigh.
"I'm surrounded by chimps" She muttered "Come ON Kurt!!"
"Thank you so much" Kurt said happily to the others "And now I have to go help some people!"
Everyone (except Sean) applauded wildly and many of the girls tried to chase him and Kitty out the door.
"Never again" Kitty muttered as he started the car.
"Vas!? Are you kidding!? Weren't you looking when they gave me the DVD's or something?!" Kurt cried driving away from the screaming females
"NERD!!!!" Kitty yelled and did the sign against evil at him
"Look! Star trek Rocks okay?" he replied
"I cannot believe I am friends with you" Kitty moaned
"I can't believe you are so mean" Kurt sighed "Trekkies are people too"
"Unless you start up a petition and the president says they are I will continue to treat them the way I do" she replied snippily
"You're just pissed cuz those girls thought we're having sex on photocopiers"
Both teens shuddered again at the image.
"Darn!! I should have asked them not to go public anymore!" Kurt yelled suddenly
"Oh God!! And now that they know who you are the whole school will be in uproar" Kitty gasped
"I am so doomed" Kurt bashed his head on the steering wheel several times which made Kitty edgy considering he was still driving.
"Well, there is one way out of this" Kitty said slowly
"REALLY??? What?! What!?" Kurt begged shamelessly
"I'm thinking Candy's house, I'm thinking Balcony, I'm thinking romantic moonlight................"
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So sorry this took me so long to write, I've been massly depressed and couldn't write all this cheerful stuff. It's also really sort so again I'm really sorry. I'm not worthy. In fact this story sux.
Daisy: Shut UP kalaki!!
Live long and prosper, star trek rules!!!!
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No one said a word, Kurt was released instantly and everyone just stared in disbelief.
"K-Kurt?" Candy managed
Kurt sighed deeply "Yes, I am Kurt"
What happened next was both cool and surreal at the same time. It started with some hard core star wars fans but soon everyone was doing it.
The entire room got down on their knees and bowed to him. Kurt was the only person in the room still standing on his feet. Candy go down last but her whole face was filled with confusion.
"u-uh- what are you doing?" Kurt asked
"We apologise Kurt, we did not know" said one girl at the front solemnly
"For petes sake" Kurt muttered and pulled the girl to her feet "What's your name?"
"Sarah, sir" the girl was eating a packet of mary land cookies, she held one out to him "Cookie?"
Kurt hadn't eaten in a whole hour. He was drooling just at the sight
"Just the one" he said quietly and ate is as fast as he could. "Look you guys, I know you all think I'm a God or something. What with all the bowing and cookie offering"
"Wanna 'nother one?" Sarah asked
"No! I'm trying to be dramatic here!" Kurt moaned
"He's just like Captain Picard" a girl sighed
"He's dreamy" her friend agreed
"STOP IT!! I'm not a god!!" Kurt yelled "I'm a-!"
"SUPER HERO!" Kurt span around to see Kitty standing in the entrance
"A super hero?" One of the kids asked
"Yes, Kurt is a super hero" Kitty said proudly
"And you would be....?"
Kitty blushed bright red, she'd only planned to come back to tear Kurt away from his new girlfriend but once she'd seen his holo watch break Kitty knew she had to help. It was just that she hadn't planned very far in advance.
"Um, I'm his secretary" Kitty could have kicked herself for such a lame excuse!! HIS SECRETARY!?! Did super hero's even use them??
"My super hero secretary?" Kurt half asked
"Yes! All those rescues, you think they plan themselves!?" Kitty was getting hysterical 'Can we go now?' she thought
"I knew it!!" A boy jumped to his feet "The crime rate in this city is way too low! It couldn't just happen by magic!"
Both Kitty and Kurt exchanged glances, okay so maybe Scott would sometimes make them go out to help the citizens of Bayville but surly that wasn't so noticeable!?
"Um, yeah that was me alright" Kurt was standing fully erect in a stance that he hoped looked heroic "I love to protect people and all the basic stuff that proves I'm a super hero"
There was an awed silence and something suddenly hit Kitty and Kurt:
They'd gotten away with it!! These kids were now literally hanging on Kurt's every syllable. Even the cookie obsessed one had stopped eating. She did notice though that a few were glaring at her.
"What?" she asked, annoyed
"If you're his secretary then we all know what that means" a girl with red hair growled
"What?" Kitty asked dumbly
"Having sex on the photocopier" The girl replied easily
Both Kurt and Kitty choked on their own breath, the mental images they received from that sentence were unbelievable.
"For the first time in my life" Kurt announced "I have lost my appetite"
There was laughter all around and Kitty felt a red hot blush rise to her face.
"Um, Kurt" she began "You have an appointment in twenty minutes"
"I do?" Kurt looked confused
"Yes" Kitty said tightly
"Awwwwwwww!!" every single person in the room complained
"Before you go, oh great and mighty Kurt we would like to bestow a gift to you" said a girl with dark hair and glasses. She and her two friends (one of which was the girl who had made the sex on the photocopier crack) got to their feet
"We are the heads of the British section of Kurtism" The tallest girl with brown/blond hair explained "I'm Kayleigh (Lol) and these are my fellow worshippers Daisy and Sarah. I was the first t believe in you but I converted them" she said smugly
"Anyway" Sarah interrupted "We will give you the highest prize known to our society" she held out a box and Kurt opened it. He gasped suddenly and looked back at them
"No, I can't accept this. It's too good for me" He sighed
"What is it?" Kitty asked
"Nothings too good for you Mr crime fighter sir" a small boy chirped near the back
"What is it?" Kitty repeated
"He's right Kurt, you have done this city a great service and it's time they paid you back" Daisy argued
"WHAT IS IT!?" Kitty yelled
"All of the Star trek next generation series on DVD" Kurt said almost tearfully
Kitty noticed that as soon as he said that, every person in the room began to drool. Especially Kayleigh.
"I'm surrounded by chimps" She muttered "Come ON Kurt!!"
"Thank you so much" Kurt said happily to the others "And now I have to go help some people!"
Everyone (except Sean) applauded wildly and many of the girls tried to chase him and Kitty out the door.
"Never again" Kitty muttered as he started the car.
"Vas!? Are you kidding!? Weren't you looking when they gave me the DVD's or something?!" Kurt cried driving away from the screaming females
"NERD!!!!" Kitty yelled and did the sign against evil at him
"Look! Star trek Rocks okay?" he replied
"I cannot believe I am friends with you" Kitty moaned
"I can't believe you are so mean" Kurt sighed "Trekkies are people too"
"Unless you start up a petition and the president says they are I will continue to treat them the way I do" she replied snippily
"You're just pissed cuz those girls thought we're having sex on photocopiers"
Both teens shuddered again at the image.
"Darn!! I should have asked them not to go public anymore!" Kurt yelled suddenly
"Oh God!! And now that they know who you are the whole school will be in uproar" Kitty gasped
"I am so doomed" Kurt bashed his head on the steering wheel several times which made Kitty edgy considering he was still driving.
"Well, there is one way out of this" Kitty said slowly
"REALLY??? What?! What!?" Kurt begged shamelessly
"I'm thinking Candy's house, I'm thinking Balcony, I'm thinking romantic moonlight................"
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So sorry this took me so long to write, I've been massly depressed and couldn't write all this cheerful stuff. It's also really sort so again I'm really sorry. I'm not worthy. In fact this story sux.
Daisy: Shut UP kalaki!!
