Guten tag, this fic is nearly over, there's gonna be this killer twist!! I just have to think of it.

Personal message to all Americans not related to me: I HATE YOU!!!! WHY CAN'T YOU HAVE GCSE'S TOO??????? WHY MUST I SUFFER??? DAMN THE FANTASTIC ENGLISH CURRICULA!!

*sigh* thank god! I've been holding that inside for hours!! Stupid Mocks

Danke Kiki for caring that I felt down. Yes, it was because of my birthday.

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"This is so dumb" Kurt muttered

"Shut it Elvin" Kitty hissed "We need to practise"

"Why?? I know exactly what I'm going to say and even if I didn't she'll do anything I ask!" Kurt yelled from two floors down "And how the hell did you hear me mutter when you're all the way up there?"

"I'm not, like, deaf you know" she stuck her tongue out.

"What do you want me to do!?" Kurt yelled

"Anything!? Just show me the lines you're planning to throw for this girl" Kitty shrugged

"So why have you dressed up?" He asked

"Because it makes me look cute" Kitty did a little twirl

"By the way how's my outfit?" Kurt asked doing a little twirl of his own, unaware of how gay he looked.

"I don't know Kurt! It's dark! I can't see that well" Kitty sighed. She didn't hear a reply from her friend "Kurt?" still nothing "Kurt?"

"Oui?" Kurt was suddenly sitting on the balcony in front of her

"Woah!!" Kitty gasped "How'd you climb so fast without porting?"

"Shush!" Kurt held a finger to Kitty's lips "I need to pretend you're Candy"

"Why?" Kitty asked trying not to be insulted

"Because I can't flirt with you, you're my friend!" Kurt said as if it was obvious.

"You can't?? Could've fooled me" Kitty groaned

Kurt didn't reply, he was getting into character

"Yo, tall blue and deaf, what are you doing?" Kitty continued, very annoyed

"Trying not to hit you" was the response

"Come ON Kurt! We're gonna do this TONIGHT!! I have to see what your secret weapon against this girl is" Kitty moaned

Kurt's face completely changed to an expression Kitty could not read in the darkness

"You want to see my secret weapon?" Kurt said slowly

"Yes, you're weapon of choice, something that sinks every hole, get's ya lucky every time" Kitty rambled on failing to notice the blush rising up into Kurt's face

There was a very long and uncomfortable silence

"What now?" Kitty grumbled

"Kitty, promise me that you will never use those euphemisms every again" he said slowly

"Why?" Kitty tipped her head sideways curiously

"My day was completed enough when someone suggested we were having sex on a photocopier, I don't need to here you use phrases that are usually used in connection with a guy's...." Kurt trailed off

There was another long and uncomfortable silence

"Nutter" Kitty shook her head, thinking that he had completely lost it.

"Dense fool" Kurt shook his head, thinking that she looked very cute in that top.

"We'd better be going then if you won't show me you're tactics" Kitty looked at her watch and held onto Kurt's arm, fully expecting him to teleport.

"But what if someone notices we're gone?" Kurt asked

"I dunno" Kitty shrugged

"You dunno!?! KITTY!! I'm already on probation! You aren't totally without fault either and together we might need to wash the danger room until we graduate!!" Kurt yelled almost at the top of his voice

"We could steal Scott's car" Kitty suggested

"Oooohhh!! Now you're talking!" Kurt giggled and grabbed Kitty's arm before teleporting

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Kurt stopped the car outside Cady's house. He was wearing a simple outfit but Kitty would not stop undoing and redoing the buttons on his shirt.

"I just can't decide where you stop being sexy and start being a perv" she complained.

There was a screech of brakes and Kurt suddenly turned to her

"What did you do that for??" Kitty gasped "You nearly gave me a heart attack!"

"You just put me and sexy in the same sentence!" Kurt gasped and Kissed her on the cheek "I knew you liked me"

"Hurry up and park Kurt so I can start walking home" Kitty said sharply though she was blushing and lightly touched the spot where he'd kissed her.

"Okay, actually. I know this is against the law and everything but could you drive this thing behind those trees we saw a mile down the road?" Kurt asked sweetly

"Why?"

"I don't want you to see me on the pull" Kurt sighed

"On the WHAT!?!" Kitty asked

"Sorry, the writer of this fic keeps forgetting to make us talk American although technically I AM German" Kurt shrugged

"Huh?" Kitty suddenly bashed her knee on the inside of the car "Whoops-a- daisy!" There was a short pause as she realised what she'd just said "Aw Hell!"

"Look, would you please just drive this thing away, I mean, I know you can" Kurt argued

"Huh? I can't drive, what makes you think I can drive. I mean, it's illegal for me to drive. You have to be you age to drive. I'm too you to drive therefore I don't drive. Why do you think I drive Kurt? Why?" Kitty babbled

"I found a recite from you're favourite store right underneath the wheel" Kurt said simply

"Damn! My secret vice has been revealed! Pleasedon't tall anyone Kurt! Pleasepleasepleaseplease with a cherry on top!" Kitty begged

"I won't tell, now I'm gonna go. See you in about 15 minutes"

A certain line from Grease was instantly remembered by Kitty and she had to bite her lips to stop the laughter from escaping.

Kurt got out and she switched to the drivers seat.

"Don't forget; go to those trees okay?" Kurt reminded her

"I got it Kurt!" Kitty sighed and watched her friend teleport away "sooooooo gullible"

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She was watching the sequence of events through some night vision specs she'd "borrowed" from the danger room. They were very good and she could see Candy's Balcony easily.

Kitty felt around in the glove compartment and pulled out a bag of popcorn; this was going to be a performance. If Kurt's awful flirting skills didn't keep her entertained then Candy's reaction would.

Kitty knew that it was mean to laugh at her friends bad woman experience, he had a good reason after all but this was vengeance for all the times it had been aimed at HER. That Damn Kurt and Kitty song had circled around the institute so many times even Logan had called her Kitty Wagner by accident once.

Kitty zoomed in with the binoculars and managed to spot Kurt in a bush although he was barely visible.

"Damn his partial invisibility" Kitty muttered to herself.

She saw him pick up a stone and throw it at a window. A moment later Candy wearing a blue satin nightdress came onto her balcony.

"Hang on a sec, how the heck does Kurt know the layout of Cady's house?!?" Kitty cried "Perverted elf!!"

Kurt ducked down so that Cady couldn't see him and began expertly climbing up the wall to do the same quick entrance he'd done to Kitty. He seemed to be deliberately choosing the side farthest from where Cady was so that she couldn't see him even when his head appeared over the side.

Kitty suddenly realised that there was a funny feeling right in the pit of her stomach, she waved it aside though thinking that it was just gas.

It seemed that Kurt didn't bother going over onto the balcony and must have done something to get Candy's attention because she suddenly spun around. Kitty wished desperately that she could lip read, it was impossible to tell what they were saying.

Candy was clearly playing the girl taken by surprise card for all she was worth. Kitty could see her fake blush easily through the night vision specs. Candy tossed back her lovely hair and gave Kurt a shy smile.

"That git doesn't need woman skills!" Kitty gasped "She's going for him already!" She gave herself a short pause "What on Earths a git?? Damn British writer, everyone knows the English can't write"

There was a huge flash of lightning and a rainstorm began suddenly.

"I should have seen THAT coming" Kitty sighed and raised the cover for the convertible up. When she looked again and Candy she was pretending to be oh- so scared of the lightning. Kurt, being the kind yet naïve person that he is, obviously thought that she was and was comforting her.

Seeing Candy in Kurts arms like that aroused the same feeling in her lower stomach that Kitty had felt before only this time it was stronger.

"Perhaps that popcorn was out of date" Kitty thought out loud "Hell, I hope I don't through up in Scott's car, he'd never forgive me"

Kurt was talking to Candy again except now he was clearly giving her a compliment. This time her blush was real.

Kitty turned around in the car hoping to find something to stopper the slow leak in the car roof that was placed just above the back of her neck. When she looked back two seconds later, Kurt and Candy were Kissing.

As in KISSING!!!

KISSING, PEOPLE!!!

Kitty gasped of her own accord and nearly dropped the specs. She wanted to look away but her eyes were fixated as Candy practically attempted to engorge Kurt's mouth. Her arms were behind his head, holding him firmly in place.

"Slut" Kitty muttered angrily.

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lol, I wrote another chapter!!! And it didn't take me a month!!!!!!

Shock horror!!