Guten tag guys!!
Little note: why on earth are you wasting you're time reading this fic?? It sux people!! I know it, you know it, let's all stop fooling ourselves.
*Pulls out pad*
Okay, there are three people that you should start reading instead of me: The oddish, Kiki and Wicked lady. They are sooooo much better than me, bye bye now.
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Kurt gently but firmly pulled away from Candy's lips and tried not to gag. He'd interrupted her while she was brushing her teeth so the strong mint of her toothpaste was way to strong for his liking. Besides, he hated mint.
"Candy, you have to listen to me" he said for the second time, hoping that this time she wouldn't launch herself at him
"What is it Kurt?" Candy asked fluttering her eyelashes
"I need you to promise me that you won't tell anyone else about my existence" Kurt said simply
"What? Why?" Candy complained
"Not everyone is as open minded as you are, if the wrong people found out about me then I'd be stuck in a scientific lab faster than they could say 'freak'" he explained, deliberately looking away as if in deep thought.
"People would really do that? How do you know?" Candy said stoutly, Kurt wondered briefly why she wouldn't let this go
"I just know Candy, please believe me" he used just the right mixture of desperation and kindness.
'And mama said I'd never learn anything from those romance films' he thought cheerfully
"Poor Kurt, no one understands you accept me" Candy said, a tad bit more possessively than Kurt liked.
He very nearly said "What about Kitty?" but Kurt new that he'd be saying the wrong thing if he did. Besides, Kitty didn't understand him, just a little bit better than Candy.
She was leaning forwards for another kiss but Kurt found himself looking away at the terrible weather
"I wonder where this storm came from" he said, hoping to detour her
"Dunno" she shrugged and pressed her lips hard against his
'don't say "bla" don't say "bla" don't say "bla"' Kurt thought desperately and tried not to pull away instantly. She'd know something was up then. When she was, finally, done he started playing the hurt little boy part to the max.
"Please Cady, I know you'd never mean to hurt me but I'll be in danger if you tell anymore" he took her hand in his and kissed them tenderly, letting his eyes lock on hers. Just as he planned she swelled with joy and blushed deeply
"Of course I won't Kurt, I had no idea that it might hurt you, I was just trying to make more people know what a wonderful thing you've done for this city" Candy pouted sadly
"I know baby" Kurt tried not to wince that he'd just used that word "we all make mistakes" and he touched her cheek gently
"uh-huh" Candy stared right into his eyes "So, what next?"
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"I thought I told you to move this car behind the trees?" Kurt asked
Kitty snorted in a very unfeminine way as she woke up
"What time is it?" she muttered
"Three" Kurt replied
"Three! Hell, we've been here an hour" Kitty rubbed her eyes then pause "wait a sec, YOU'VE been THERE an hour, what the hell were you doing?"
"Weren't you watching?" Kurt said in a slightly pissed off way
"No, you went inside" Kitty suddenly noticed something fairly crucial "Say Kurt, your pants are on backwards. Why are your pants on backwards?"
"We're leaving now" Kurt replied and turned the ignition on
"Did you convince Candy not to tell any more people?" Kitty asked
"Yes" Kurt replied simply and pulled out
"Use your secret weapon?" Kitty desperately wanted to keep a conversation going
"You could say that" he replied innocently but there was a definite glitter in his eyes that hadn't been there an hour previously
Kitty made a mental note to ask him about that but realised that she didn't want to know for fear that she'd learn something about herself that she didn't want to know. Plus the very idea that Kurt could have scored chilled her to the bone.
"Think anyone would have noticed we're gone?" Kurt asked
"I sure hope not, we'll be so dead" Kitty replied
"Meh" he shrugged as if it didn't matter "By the way, I have to make an appearance tomorrow at the next Kurtism meeting"
"why?" Kitty had been hoping she'd never have to pose as Kurt's secretary ever again
"Candy's not sure she can stop everyone from telling other people by herself. I have to help" he explained
"Fine, so when are we going?" Kitty asked
"We?" Kurt sounded genuinely confused
"Yes, we!" Kitty saw the look on his face a somehow felt unwanted "oh"
"I'm sorry Kitty, I assumed you wouldn't want to come" he didn't mention that Candy viewed Kitty as a threat and had asked him to fire her
"Bu-but! Kurt! I thought we were in this together" Kitty's forehead was knotted with confusion and disappointment.
"I'm really sorry Kitty but, I think I should sort this out considering this mess is my fault" he was right of course and it was understandable but Kitty turned away and leant against the window.
"Okay" she said sadly and the worst thing possible happened
She began to cry
Kurt, being a hot blooded male didn't have a clue what to do if a female began to cry so he did the best he could. He stopped the car and sat wit her in silence.
After that he didn't know what the hell to do.
"I-I'm sorry Kurt" sniff "I don't even know why the Hell I'm crying" then she realised what the date was "Aw hell! And I haven't got any tampons! Stupid female body"
Kurt decided just to listen and not comment on this, he didn't know what on Earth she was going on about anyway. He finally swallowed up his male pride and pulled Kitty into a hug. Kitty was only too happy to repay the favour and held onto him.
'She doesn't cling onto me like he life depended on it' Kurt noted 'Not like Candy, this is - dare I say it? - nice!'
Kitty felt her hysteria subside and just sat there leaning against her friend as he brushed his fingers through her hair.
"Mmmm" she breathed and shifted her head onto his chest
Kurt smiled and rested his cheek on her head, letting out a deep happy sigh. He felt happier now than he had during that whole hour in Candys room. Kitty almost always cheered him up, he was going to need her tomorrow.
"Well," he said slowly "I suppose you COULD come, if you left Sean alone though"
Kitty laughed "Seriously? Because that's going to be, like, so hard"
They both laughed and held each other
"This feels great" Kurt sighed
"Really?" Kitty tried to stop her voice shaking with hope
"Yeah" he drew a finger down and under her face "What shampoo do you use, your hair is gorgeous"
"Fructis, it's lemon and lime" Kitty smiled at her own stupidity.
"You okay now?" Kurt asked
"Yeah, thanks for stopping" Kitty gave him a quick hug, unable to break the connection for a moment
"No problem, come on" he started the car up again and the moment passed.
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I'm going to start confusing you. Okay, Kurt IS kinda two timing both girls but he doesn't know it yet. And the main question, even if it has an obvious answer, is what did Kurt do in Cady's room?????
Little note: why on earth are you wasting you're time reading this fic?? It sux people!! I know it, you know it, let's all stop fooling ourselves.
*Pulls out pad*
Okay, there are three people that you should start reading instead of me: The oddish, Kiki and Wicked lady. They are sooooo much better than me, bye bye now.
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Kurt gently but firmly pulled away from Candy's lips and tried not to gag. He'd interrupted her while she was brushing her teeth so the strong mint of her toothpaste was way to strong for his liking. Besides, he hated mint.
"Candy, you have to listen to me" he said for the second time, hoping that this time she wouldn't launch herself at him
"What is it Kurt?" Candy asked fluttering her eyelashes
"I need you to promise me that you won't tell anyone else about my existence" Kurt said simply
"What? Why?" Candy complained
"Not everyone is as open minded as you are, if the wrong people found out about me then I'd be stuck in a scientific lab faster than they could say 'freak'" he explained, deliberately looking away as if in deep thought.
"People would really do that? How do you know?" Candy said stoutly, Kurt wondered briefly why she wouldn't let this go
"I just know Candy, please believe me" he used just the right mixture of desperation and kindness.
'And mama said I'd never learn anything from those romance films' he thought cheerfully
"Poor Kurt, no one understands you accept me" Candy said, a tad bit more possessively than Kurt liked.
He very nearly said "What about Kitty?" but Kurt new that he'd be saying the wrong thing if he did. Besides, Kitty didn't understand him, just a little bit better than Candy.
She was leaning forwards for another kiss but Kurt found himself looking away at the terrible weather
"I wonder where this storm came from" he said, hoping to detour her
"Dunno" she shrugged and pressed her lips hard against his
'don't say "bla" don't say "bla" don't say "bla"' Kurt thought desperately and tried not to pull away instantly. She'd know something was up then. When she was, finally, done he started playing the hurt little boy part to the max.
"Please Cady, I know you'd never mean to hurt me but I'll be in danger if you tell anymore" he took her hand in his and kissed them tenderly, letting his eyes lock on hers. Just as he planned she swelled with joy and blushed deeply
"Of course I won't Kurt, I had no idea that it might hurt you, I was just trying to make more people know what a wonderful thing you've done for this city" Candy pouted sadly
"I know baby" Kurt tried not to wince that he'd just used that word "we all make mistakes" and he touched her cheek gently
"uh-huh" Candy stared right into his eyes "So, what next?"
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"I thought I told you to move this car behind the trees?" Kurt asked
Kitty snorted in a very unfeminine way as she woke up
"What time is it?" she muttered
"Three" Kurt replied
"Three! Hell, we've been here an hour" Kitty rubbed her eyes then pause "wait a sec, YOU'VE been THERE an hour, what the hell were you doing?"
"Weren't you watching?" Kurt said in a slightly pissed off way
"No, you went inside" Kitty suddenly noticed something fairly crucial "Say Kurt, your pants are on backwards. Why are your pants on backwards?"
"We're leaving now" Kurt replied and turned the ignition on
"Did you convince Candy not to tell any more people?" Kitty asked
"Yes" Kurt replied simply and pulled out
"Use your secret weapon?" Kitty desperately wanted to keep a conversation going
"You could say that" he replied innocently but there was a definite glitter in his eyes that hadn't been there an hour previously
Kitty made a mental note to ask him about that but realised that she didn't want to know for fear that she'd learn something about herself that she didn't want to know. Plus the very idea that Kurt could have scored chilled her to the bone.
"Think anyone would have noticed we're gone?" Kurt asked
"I sure hope not, we'll be so dead" Kitty replied
"Meh" he shrugged as if it didn't matter "By the way, I have to make an appearance tomorrow at the next Kurtism meeting"
"why?" Kitty had been hoping she'd never have to pose as Kurt's secretary ever again
"Candy's not sure she can stop everyone from telling other people by herself. I have to help" he explained
"Fine, so when are we going?" Kitty asked
"We?" Kurt sounded genuinely confused
"Yes, we!" Kitty saw the look on his face a somehow felt unwanted "oh"
"I'm sorry Kitty, I assumed you wouldn't want to come" he didn't mention that Candy viewed Kitty as a threat and had asked him to fire her
"Bu-but! Kurt! I thought we were in this together" Kitty's forehead was knotted with confusion and disappointment.
"I'm really sorry Kitty but, I think I should sort this out considering this mess is my fault" he was right of course and it was understandable but Kitty turned away and leant against the window.
"Okay" she said sadly and the worst thing possible happened
She began to cry
Kurt, being a hot blooded male didn't have a clue what to do if a female began to cry so he did the best he could. He stopped the car and sat wit her in silence.
After that he didn't know what the hell to do.
"I-I'm sorry Kurt" sniff "I don't even know why the Hell I'm crying" then she realised what the date was "Aw hell! And I haven't got any tampons! Stupid female body"
Kurt decided just to listen and not comment on this, he didn't know what on Earth she was going on about anyway. He finally swallowed up his male pride and pulled Kitty into a hug. Kitty was only too happy to repay the favour and held onto him.
'She doesn't cling onto me like he life depended on it' Kurt noted 'Not like Candy, this is - dare I say it? - nice!'
Kitty felt her hysteria subside and just sat there leaning against her friend as he brushed his fingers through her hair.
"Mmmm" she breathed and shifted her head onto his chest
Kurt smiled and rested his cheek on her head, letting out a deep happy sigh. He felt happier now than he had during that whole hour in Candys room. Kitty almost always cheered him up, he was going to need her tomorrow.
"Well," he said slowly "I suppose you COULD come, if you left Sean alone though"
Kitty laughed "Seriously? Because that's going to be, like, so hard"
They both laughed and held each other
"This feels great" Kurt sighed
"Really?" Kitty tried to stop her voice shaking with hope
"Yeah" he drew a finger down and under her face "What shampoo do you use, your hair is gorgeous"
"Fructis, it's lemon and lime" Kitty smiled at her own stupidity.
"You okay now?" Kurt asked
"Yeah, thanks for stopping" Kitty gave him a quick hug, unable to break the connection for a moment
"No problem, come on" he started the car up again and the moment passed.
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I'm going to start confusing you. Okay, Kurt IS kinda two timing both girls but he doesn't know it yet. And the main question, even if it has an obvious answer, is what did Kurt do in Cady's room?????
