* The Outlanders Club scene.*

OBI-WAN: Why do I get the feeling you'll be the death of me?

ANAKIN: (Heavy Darth Vader breathing.) ......Huh? Oh, I dunno'.

OBI-WAN: Then why don't you listen to me?

ANAKIN:( Playing with sock puppets.)

ANAKIN'S RIGHT-HAND SOCK PUPPET: If you strike me down I will become more powerful than you can ever imagine.

ANAKIN'S LEFT-HAND SOCK PUPPET: Die! Die ! Die! (Strikes his RIGHT-HAND SOCK PUPPET)... Huh? Master, did you say something?

OBI-WAN: I'm going for a drink.

ANAKIN: Oooh, can I come?(OBI-WAN walks away.) Ooook then, I'll just walk around and. Oooh, are they giving away death sticks?

(OBI-WAN spins and strikes down ZAM WESSEL.)

Anakin: Jedi buisness. Go back to your drinks.(clubbers still stare) (Takes out a .....NEUROLYZER FROM MEN IN BLACK??!)

ANAKIN: If everyone would please look at the flashing red light here.( presses button, And it flashes.) Haha. I love this thing!

AGENT J: Hey! What d'you think you're doin'? That's MINE!

ANAKIN: Aw, man! (pouts)



* The Coruscant Chase scene * ( My friend Hannah helped me with some of this scene. :) )

(The speeder is diving down headfirst, They go down...down..down)

OBI-WAN: Pull up, Anakin.( Lips flap about)

ANAKIN: Wha-hoooooo!!! Look! No hands! I'M THE KING OF THE WORLD!!! ( A/N: That sounds awfully familiar. )

OBI-WAN: (eyes bulge.) Pull over, Anakin. Pull over!( leans over and pukes in the speeder)

ANAKIN: No! Not on the leather!( Looses control of the wheel.)

ANAKIN: (as he jumps overboard ) Now, If you'll excuse me, Master. OBI-WAN: ANAKI-( crashes into a humongous ship.)

QUINCER: Ouch! That's gotta' hurt. Could we get some EMTs over here!? * uncomfortable laugh* Uhhhhh, he'll be right back.



A/N: We all know Anakin would never do that, lol. But, I did it for the sake of comedy. So please forgive me. I love both Obi-wan and Anakin.