A/N: THANK YOU SO VERY MUCH FOR THE GREAT REVIEWS!
Now, as a reviewer begged :), I'm starting with Obi-wan in the blue prison-like thing. He had a quick recovery from his.err.last adventure. hehe
* Geonosian Blue Prison Thing Scene*
OBI-WAN: (spinning slowly on the blue sparks.) Wheeeeee! When does the 3-D show start?....
Will this be on my tax?.....
*Hums 'Man on the Flying Trapeze'* .........
*Yawns*......
This must have an Energizer battery: It keeps going and going and going and.......
*Still* OBI-WAN: How am I supposed to go to the bathroom?....
Ohhhhh, jeez, I'm feelin' dizzy...
*Still slowly turning and turning...and turning, *
QUINCER: While we wait for *DOOKU* (growls), let's go to another scene, shall we?
* ANAKIN at the Tusken Raiders' Camp Scene*
ANAKIN parks his swoop bike in front of a big tall pillar-like rock. He climbs the rock (which he could have walked around). ANAKIN lifts his hands in the air, preparing to jump.
ANAKIN: (to himself) ANAKIN SKYWALKER approaches the edge coolly. He lines up his feet, takes a look down. He looks very confident, and quite dashing if I do say so myself. And he-e-e-e JUMPS!
ANAKIN: Whee- huh?! (ANAKIN's cloak is stuck on the rock!) Guess I'll have to wait until it rips. (whistles)
*The Next evening*
ANAKIN: * sighes *A-a-anytime now.
QUINCER: Oh! For cripes' sake! Just take the coat off!
ANAKIN takes it off and drops. He lands without making a sound.(??)
*Back to Obi-wan in the Geonis prison blue thing *
DOOKU *finally* walks in. They talk about all that stuff until.
DOOKU: Until I found out the truth.
OBI-WAN: The truth?
DOOKU: The truth. The senate is under the leadership of a Sith Lord.
OBI-WAN: A Sith Lord?
DOOKU: A Sith Lord. And he likes Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain.
OBI-WAN: Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain?
DOOKU: Pina Colodas and getting caught in the- will you stop that!?
OBI-WAN: Stop that?
DOOKU: Stop that! Repeating every dang thing I say!
OBI-WAN: Every dang thing you say?
DOOKU: That's it! I'm leaving.
OBI-WAN: I will never join you, DOOKU. (DOOKU storms out.) Uhhh, what about my release?.......DOOKU...???
*Back to Anakin at the Tusken Raider's camp*
ANAKIN is crawling on all fours in between two tents. We see him in the far background.
ANAKIN: *shuffle shuffle shuffle*
*twenty minutes later* ANAKIN: *shuffle shuffle shuffle* (He is half way across by now.)
QUINCER: Will you hurry!? The Tuskens will see you!
ANAKIN: No way, Jose, can they see me-e! Watch this.
ANAKIN: (leaps across the background gracefully in ballerina style.) Wahooo! They can't see me! 'Cause I'm a-a Jediiii! *trips over himself and falls flat on his face* Oh, yeah, the whole 'rescuing-my-mom thing'. Right.
He finds the tent she's in and begins banging the wall.
ANAKIN: Come on, stupid wall! *head-butts the wall and knocks himself out*
*Two minutes later*(sheesh, when does this 'some- minutes -later' thing end!??)
ANAKIN wakes up and remembers a certain weapon ('bout time.). He makes a door and goes through.
ANAKIN: Mom...Mom....(unties her and cradles her in his arms)
SHMI: (weakly)Ani?....Ani?....Ani?..Ani, is that you?..Ani..
ANAKIN: (impatiently) YEAH! Mom it's me.
SHMI: (seeming not to hear) Ani..?
ANAKIN: *groans* SHMI says the lines from the movie( boring, I know)
SHMI: (having immense trouble say "I love you") I lo-.. I love y-
Suddenly ANAKIN's watch beeps the 'Power Rangers' theme.
ANAKIN: Uh (extremely confused as it continues to beep annoyingly. Turns around and answers the watch-thing.) Yeah?
VOICE ON THE WATCH: (in a big booming voice) Rangers, I- wait! Who is this?
ANAKIN: *raises his eyebrow suspiciously* Well, who is *this*?
SHMI: *Tugging at his sleeve weakly while she is dying.*
ANAKIN: Just one minute, Mom. *Turns back to the watch communicator *
VOICE ON WATCH: Who is this?
SHMI: Ani..Ani..I lov- *tugging some more* I love y-
ANAKIN: Mom, I- *sighes* I gotta' go. My Mom's nagging me.
VOICE ON WATCH: (Suddenly with a 'teenager accent') Ohhh, I know how that goes. Later, dude.
ANAKIN: (annoyed as SHMI tugs more trying to say "I love you") Ok, you got my attention. What, Mom?
SHMI: I-(dies)
ANAKIN: Mom?..Mom! Ohhhhhhh, I'm gonna' kill those Tuskens! *gets up to have revenge*
SHMI: *flings her head back up* Oh! And another thing, I gave OWEN your Teddy Bear Whats-his-name. (dies...uhh..again)
ANAKIN: ( looks up to the sky and yells)NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! MR. POOFY BEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A/N: I guess these aren't my type of scenes *sighes* If you were disappointed, I don't blame you, these aren't as funny as I had hoped, next time I'll pick better scenes. :) Just, please don't give up on me I'm finding my parody-groove right now. This is my first parody ever.
Now, as a reviewer begged :), I'm starting with Obi-wan in the blue prison-like thing. He had a quick recovery from his.err.last adventure. hehe
* Geonosian Blue Prison Thing Scene*
OBI-WAN: (spinning slowly on the blue sparks.) Wheeeeee! When does the 3-D show start?....
Will this be on my tax?.....
*Hums 'Man on the Flying Trapeze'* .........
*Yawns*......
This must have an Energizer battery: It keeps going and going and going and.......
*Still* OBI-WAN: How am I supposed to go to the bathroom?....
Ohhhhh, jeez, I'm feelin' dizzy...
*Still slowly turning and turning...and turning, *
QUINCER: While we wait for *DOOKU* (growls), let's go to another scene, shall we?
* ANAKIN at the Tusken Raiders' Camp Scene*
ANAKIN parks his swoop bike in front of a big tall pillar-like rock. He climbs the rock (which he could have walked around). ANAKIN lifts his hands in the air, preparing to jump.
ANAKIN: (to himself) ANAKIN SKYWALKER approaches the edge coolly. He lines up his feet, takes a look down. He looks very confident, and quite dashing if I do say so myself. And he-e-e-e JUMPS!
ANAKIN: Whee- huh?! (ANAKIN's cloak is stuck on the rock!) Guess I'll have to wait until it rips. (whistles)
*The Next evening*
ANAKIN: * sighes *A-a-anytime now.
QUINCER: Oh! For cripes' sake! Just take the coat off!
ANAKIN takes it off and drops. He lands without making a sound.(??)
*Back to Obi-wan in the Geonis prison blue thing *
DOOKU *finally* walks in. They talk about all that stuff until.
DOOKU: Until I found out the truth.
OBI-WAN: The truth?
DOOKU: The truth. The senate is under the leadership of a Sith Lord.
OBI-WAN: A Sith Lord?
DOOKU: A Sith Lord. And he likes Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain.
OBI-WAN: Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain?
DOOKU: Pina Colodas and getting caught in the- will you stop that!?
OBI-WAN: Stop that?
DOOKU: Stop that! Repeating every dang thing I say!
OBI-WAN: Every dang thing you say?
DOOKU: That's it! I'm leaving.
OBI-WAN: I will never join you, DOOKU. (DOOKU storms out.) Uhhh, what about my release?.......DOOKU...???
*Back to Anakin at the Tusken Raider's camp*
ANAKIN is crawling on all fours in between two tents. We see him in the far background.
ANAKIN: *shuffle shuffle shuffle*
*twenty minutes later* ANAKIN: *shuffle shuffle shuffle* (He is half way across by now.)
QUINCER: Will you hurry!? The Tuskens will see you!
ANAKIN: No way, Jose, can they see me-e! Watch this.
ANAKIN: (leaps across the background gracefully in ballerina style.) Wahooo! They can't see me! 'Cause I'm a-a Jediiii! *trips over himself and falls flat on his face* Oh, yeah, the whole 'rescuing-my-mom thing'. Right.
He finds the tent she's in and begins banging the wall.
ANAKIN: Come on, stupid wall! *head-butts the wall and knocks himself out*
*Two minutes later*(sheesh, when does this 'some- minutes -later' thing end!??)
ANAKIN wakes up and remembers a certain weapon ('bout time.). He makes a door and goes through.
ANAKIN: Mom...Mom....(unties her and cradles her in his arms)
SHMI: (weakly)Ani?....Ani?....Ani?..Ani, is that you?..Ani..
ANAKIN: (impatiently) YEAH! Mom it's me.
SHMI: (seeming not to hear) Ani..?
ANAKIN: *groans* SHMI says the lines from the movie( boring, I know)
SHMI: (having immense trouble say "I love you") I lo-.. I love y-
Suddenly ANAKIN's watch beeps the 'Power Rangers' theme.
ANAKIN: Uh (extremely confused as it continues to beep annoyingly. Turns around and answers the watch-thing.) Yeah?
VOICE ON THE WATCH: (in a big booming voice) Rangers, I- wait! Who is this?
ANAKIN: *raises his eyebrow suspiciously* Well, who is *this*?
SHMI: *Tugging at his sleeve weakly while she is dying.*
ANAKIN: Just one minute, Mom. *Turns back to the watch communicator *
VOICE ON WATCH: Who is this?
SHMI: Ani..Ani..I lov- *tugging some more* I love y-
ANAKIN: Mom, I- *sighes* I gotta' go. My Mom's nagging me.
VOICE ON WATCH: (Suddenly with a 'teenager accent') Ohhh, I know how that goes. Later, dude.
ANAKIN: (annoyed as SHMI tugs more trying to say "I love you") Ok, you got my attention. What, Mom?
SHMI: I-(dies)
ANAKIN: Mom?..Mom! Ohhhhhhh, I'm gonna' kill those Tuskens! *gets up to have revenge*
SHMI: *flings her head back up* Oh! And another thing, I gave OWEN your Teddy Bear Whats-his-name. (dies...uhh..again)
ANAKIN: ( looks up to the sky and yells)NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! MR. POOFY BEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A/N: I guess these aren't my type of scenes *sighes* If you were disappointed, I don't blame you, these aren't as funny as I had hoped, next time I'll pick better scenes. :) Just, please don't give up on me I'm finding my parody-groove right now. This is my first parody ever.
