A/N: THANK YOU SO VERY MUCH FOR THE GREAT REVIEWS!

Now, as a reviewer begged :), I'm starting with Obi-wan in the blue prison-like thing. He had a quick recovery from his.err.last adventure. hehe

* Geonosian Blue Prison Thing Scene*

OBI-WAN: (spinning slowly on the blue sparks.) Wheeeeee! When does the 3-D show start?....

Will this be on my tax?.....

*Hums 'Man on the Flying Trapeze'* .........

*Yawns*......

This must have an Energizer battery: It keeps going and going and going and.......

*Still* OBI-WAN: How am I supposed to go to the bathroom?....

Ohhhhh, jeez, I'm feelin' dizzy...

*Still slowly turning and turning...and turning, *

QUINCER: While we wait for *DOOKU* (growls), let's go to another scene, shall we?



* ANAKIN at the Tusken Raiders' Camp Scene*

ANAKIN parks his swoop bike in front of a big tall pillar-like rock. He climbs the rock (which he could have walked around). ANAKIN lifts his hands in the air, preparing to jump.

ANAKIN: (to himself) ANAKIN SKYWALKER approaches the edge coolly. He lines up his feet, takes a look down. He looks very confident, and quite dashing if I do say so myself. And he-e-e-e JUMPS!

ANAKIN: Whee- huh?! (ANAKIN's cloak is stuck on the rock!) Guess I'll have to wait until it rips. (whistles)

*The Next evening*

ANAKIN: * sighes *A-a-anytime now.

QUINCER: Oh! For cripes' sake! Just take the coat off!

ANAKIN takes it off and drops. He lands without making a sound.(??)

*Back to Obi-wan in the Geonis prison blue thing *

DOOKU *finally* walks in. They talk about all that stuff until.

DOOKU: Until I found out the truth.

OBI-WAN: The truth?

DOOKU: The truth. The senate is under the leadership of a Sith Lord.

OBI-WAN: A Sith Lord?

DOOKU: A Sith Lord. And he likes Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain.

OBI-WAN: Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain?

DOOKU: Pina Colodas and getting caught in the- will you stop that!?

OBI-WAN: Stop that?

DOOKU: Stop that! Repeating every dang thing I say!

OBI-WAN: Every dang thing you say?

DOOKU: That's it! I'm leaving.

OBI-WAN: I will never join you, DOOKU. (DOOKU storms out.) Uhhh, what about my release?.......DOOKU...???

*Back to Anakin at the Tusken Raider's camp*

ANAKIN is crawling on all fours in between two tents. We see him in the far background.

ANAKIN: *shuffle shuffle shuffle*

*twenty minutes later* ANAKIN: *shuffle shuffle shuffle* (He is half way across by now.)

QUINCER: Will you hurry!? The Tuskens will see you!

ANAKIN: No way, Jose, can they see me-e! Watch this.

ANAKIN: (leaps across the background gracefully in ballerina style.) Wahooo! They can't see me! 'Cause I'm a-a Jediiii! *trips over himself and falls flat on his face* Oh, yeah, the whole 'rescuing-my-mom thing'. Right.

He finds the tent she's in and begins banging the wall.

ANAKIN: Come on, stupid wall! *head-butts the wall and knocks himself out*

*Two minutes later*(sheesh, when does this 'some- minutes -later' thing end!??)

ANAKIN wakes up and remembers a certain weapon ('bout time.). He makes a door and goes through.

ANAKIN: Mom...Mom....(unties her and cradles her in his arms)

SHMI: (weakly)Ani?....Ani?....Ani?..Ani, is that you?..Ani..

ANAKIN: (impatiently) YEAH! Mom it's me.

SHMI: (seeming not to hear) Ani..?

ANAKIN: *groans* SHMI says the lines from the movie( boring, I know)

SHMI: (having immense trouble say "I love you") I lo-.. I love y-

Suddenly ANAKIN's watch beeps the 'Power Rangers' theme.

ANAKIN: Uh (extremely confused as it continues to beep annoyingly. Turns around and answers the watch-thing.) Yeah?

VOICE ON THE WATCH: (in a big booming voice) Rangers, I- wait! Who is this?

ANAKIN: *raises his eyebrow suspiciously* Well, who is *this*?

SHMI: *Tugging at his sleeve weakly while she is dying.*

ANAKIN: Just one minute, Mom. *Turns back to the watch communicator *

VOICE ON WATCH: Who is this?

SHMI: Ani..Ani..I lov- *tugging some more* I love y-

ANAKIN: Mom, I- *sighes* I gotta' go. My Mom's nagging me.

VOICE ON WATCH: (Suddenly with a 'teenager accent') Ohhh, I know how that goes. Later, dude.

ANAKIN: (annoyed as SHMI tugs more trying to say "I love you") Ok, you got my attention. What, Mom?

SHMI: I-(dies)

ANAKIN: Mom?..Mom! Ohhhhhhh, I'm gonna' kill those Tuskens! *gets up to have revenge*

SHMI: *flings her head back up* Oh! And another thing, I gave OWEN your Teddy Bear Whats-his-name. (dies...uhh..again)

ANAKIN: ( looks up to the sky and yells)NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! MR. POOFY BEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



A/N: I guess these aren't my type of scenes *sighes* If you were disappointed, I don't blame you, these aren't as funny as I had hoped, next time I'll pick better scenes. :) Just, please don't give up on me I'm finding my parody-groove right now. This is my first parody ever.