I'M GOING TO LAS VEGAS!!!! Happy! Happy Happy!! *g* I'm going this Saturday during the half term holidays so I won't be writing for a week!

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After School Kurt and Kitty started to get ready for their big meeting, Kurt kept on asking which outfit made him look more like a super hero. He was feeling a little guilty too. Kitty had thought that he'd stayed home purely to be with her but the fact was, Kurt was planning to ask the professor to be homes schooled.

Within two minutes of walking through the entrance Candy had pulled him to one side and Kissed him harshly. She seemed to expect a serious relationship and used Kurt like an accessory. She couldn't tell anyone else who Kurt was but she boasted continuously to the other Kurtains that he was her boyfriend

"Yes, THE Kurt is MY boyfriend"

"WoW!"

"You are so lucky!"

"I know"

Kurt hated that she dragged him around as if he was a prize winning pet. She yanked him around, pulled his hair (apparently this was a sign of affection) and even tried searching for his tail while they were in a lesson together.

And that wasn't the end of it, Kurt was in his English lesson and when he looked down 'Kurt luvs Candy 4 eva' had been inscribed onto his desk.

After that he'd 'accidentally' broken his watch by closing a window on it Kurt had teleported home. He'd been so preoccupied that he hadn't even realised that Kitty was ill, it was simply a bonus.

Now he had two problems: destroying Kurtism and getting rid of Candy. That girl was cling-ey. He had to use a crowbar just to get her hands off him for five minutes.

"What's wrong Kurt?" Kitty asked as she got dressed

"Candy" Kurt muttered "I have to figure out to get rid of her"

Kitty suddenly started staring at him

"You-You don't like her" Kurt noticed the trace of hope in her voice

"Kitty, you know how there are people who like me for how I look?"

"Yes?"

"Well, there are also people who like me purely BECAUSE of how I look." Kurt sighed at Kitty's confused expression "It's like an ego thing, girls love having something that's different. I'm as different as you can get. I've been described as a life sized cuddly toy. I'm like a pet that women can show off"

Kitty looked disgusted but Kurt assumed that she thought he was nothing to show off.

"You've actually met people like that?"

"Yep"

"Gross" Kitty shook her head.

"Okay, um Kitty. Can I ask you some thing?" Kurt blushed

"What?"

"Well, you don't really look like a secretary" he said slowly

Kitty sighed deeply "You've got an outfit for my to wear haven't you"

"Maybe" Kurt grinned

"Okay lets see it"

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"I hate you" Kitty grumbled in the car. She was wearing a maroon suit with matching short skirt. A pair of glasses were balanced perfectly on her nose. There was also a notepad with matching pen under her arm.

"Don't you think we over did it?" Kitty asked

"This is the first time I've programmed my inducer to show my uniform" Kurt shrugged

They looked very bizarre as they drove.

About ten people mobbed Kurt as he left the car. They were all asking for autographs and (unfortunately) several were tugging at his hair.

"Kitty!" Kurt cried not wanting to hurt anyone

"Okay people step aside! Superhero coming through, as his personal secretary I'LL decide who gets autographs" Kitty said very professionally, she grabbed Kurt's hand and pulled him away and round the back of the building.

"Have I ever told you that I love you?" Kurt smiled in appreciation

"Shut it elf" Kitty said coldly though she was blushing happily

"We going to enter through the back door then?" Kurt asked

"Yeah" Kitty sighed, tried to pull her skirt down and turned back to Kurt "ready"

"KURT!!" They both winced as Candy's voice seared through the night "Honey!" She leapt at Kurt so enthusiastically that he nearly fell over. Her eyes met Kitty's and they both regarded each other with cold, female loathing.

"Hello Candy" Kitty said haughtily

"Kitty, what a...surprise" Candy said slowly and tightened her grip around Kurt's neck "I thought you were going to fire her" she said without a hint of discretion

"He was but I was very.....persuasive that he simply couldn't survive without me" Kitty's smile at this could have brought any male to his knees

"really?" Candy glared at Kitty and grasped Kurt's hand "Come on Sweetie, you haven't met Lu-Lu yet"

Kurt looked pained and mouthed the word 'pet' over his shoulder. Kitty paused for a moment then grasped Kurt's other arm.

"As Kurt's personal" she rolled her tongue around personal to see Candy squirm "secretary, I must stay with him at all times"

"Fine" Candy growled

'This isn't going to end well' Kurt thought sadly

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"Kurt! Kurt! Kurt!" Everyone began chanting as soon as he entered

"Hello my followers" Kurt opened his arms graciously

"Do you want me to take notes on this?" Kitty sighed

"Yes" Kurt grinned

"Typical" Kitty sighed and pulled out her pen

"What do you wish of us oh great Kurt!?" One girl yelled

"I come to you on a matter of high importance, this could shape my very future in this city as the crime fighter that you all have accepted. I must- !"

"STOP!!" Kitty yelled

"What?!" Kurt cried turning to his friend

"My pencil broke" Kitty held up the offending stationary

Kurt groaned but waited until Kitty had perfectly sharpened her pencil.

"Go" She said cheerfully

"AS I was saying" Kurt continued casting an annoyed look at Kitty "I must tell you something exceedingly important, I asked Candy to tell you all on behalf of me but you have not listened" He attempted to look angry, this was too surreal

"What?! You mean about not telling everyone about you? But that's absurd!" A boy yelled

"Is it? You have no Idea how long I have spent hiding from people who would cut me up in the name of science, how I've had to run for my life, barely escaping with my hide! You don't have a clue-!"

"Hang on!! I can't write that fast!" Kitty cried and Kurt tried to regain some sense

"The point is that if too many people find out, I'll be captured and destroyed" a little bit more blatant than necessary but it worked. One girl fainted and there wasn't a person who didn't have a shocked expression on their face.

"We won't tell any more people Kurt" a small boy at the front said and there were murmurs of agreement

"Good" Kurt sighed

"Well, we'd better be going" Kitty said hurriedly

"No!" Everyone cried "You only just got here!"

"I'm sorry" Kurt smiled and let Kitty lead him out.

Unable to simply let him go Candy bounded forwards and Kissed him in front of everyone. There wasn't a single girl not glaring at her (including Kitty).

"See you at school baby" she smiled coyly but her knew that she was thinking about last night

'I've ruined my life at 16' Kurt thought sadly as they got back into the car

"Well, that wasn't so bad" Kitty sighed

"Yuck" Kurt muttered and wiped his mouth on the back of his sleeve. Kitty grinned in triumph

"Stage one is complete, there will be no new members, now we have to get rid of the thirty something who already exist" Kitty groaned and slouched in her seat.

"Bla!" Kurt carried on "I just can't take her needy, egotistic, possessive behavior for one more second! Last night was the biggest mistake of my life!" he yelled

"You still haven't told me what you did in her room" Kitty said

"And I never will" Kurt replied

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that wasn't too bad! I'm quite chuffed. I wrote something cheerful considering one best friend wants me dead and I have killing pains in my chest. I need this holiday. I wish I was American *Thinks about cheerleaders* no I don't.